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Experiment Would you fuck a land whale?

Would you fuck a land whale?

  • Yes

    Votes: 22 34.9%
  • No

    Votes: 41 65.1%

  • Total voters
    63
No, landwhales are disgusting and unnatural. Fat people are effectively genderless. The reasons I wouldn't fuck a fat person are the same reasons I wouldn't fuck a man. Its not all about genitalia.
 
Volcel if you wouldn’t.
 
Thicc yes, landwhale no.
 
Depends on what you consider a landwhale, as I've seen some describe Christina Hendricks as a landwhale (personally she's one of my top 10 femoids). But THAT thing? Fuck no.
 
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I saw this posted on /r/braincels, I instantly thought "you would have to pay ME to look at naked pictures of that creature." Then I remembered that Moby Dick probably has a higher SMV than all of us.

Give me a few beers and I would hop on that!
 
morbid obesity is not attractive, im not fat and i wouldnt consider a female who was morbidly obese, a few pounds is a different story.

specific examples of women would be better tbh.
 
Give me a few beers and I would hop on that!

How can you fuck that thing?

I'm talking physically, not a sense of "hurr durr why would you." How can you get it in?
 
How can you fuck that thing?

I'm talking physically, not a sense of "hurr durr why would you." How can you get it in?

You need to be at least 6 and a half inches to properly fuck a landwhale.
 
30 volcels ITT
 
Yes, but it would depend on a lot of circumstances.

I'm that desperate...
 
what do you mean whales don't count?? wtf.
whales arent real females, thats why they are called landwhales. also they have WAY lower standards than a normal looking girl
 
whales arent real females, thats why they are called landwhales. also they have WAY lower standards than a normal looking girl
I have to agree here. Getting a boner from a landwhale is probobly harder than getting an actual landwhale.
 
Do this count as a landwhale? Because i want to FUCK this
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It depends, this white whale's image is very disgusting, so I could reject it.
But I'm attracted to some chubby girls, unfortunately I'm needy.
 
Yes, of course I would, I like big girls tbh
 
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Even land whales can do better than us.
 
I don't know how to vote but yes I would fuck a landwhale granted if she had tits bigger than her stomach and if she was a virgin

My Prom date was 300 pounds and had A cup tits with a massive belly. It was horrible to look at. I've seen pictures of Lena Dunham naked. Similar thing. If a girl's tits are smaller than her stomach it looks gross.
 
You'd think so but she was the school bicycle and nobody asked her out so the day before prom I told her we should go together and she said yes. I wanted to go with a girl to make my parents proud of me since they are the Chad/Stacy type

She stole my limo at the end of prom and went to an after-party where she got double-teamed by 2 guys from our class. That definitely doesn't happen to normies.
 
You'd think so but she was the school bicycle and nobody asked her out so the day before prom I told her we should go together and she said yes. I wanted to go with a girl to make my parents proud of me since they are the Chad/Stacy type

She stole my limo at the end of prom and went to an after-party where she got double-teamed by 2 guys from our class. That definitely doesn't happen to normies.
I'm sorry.
 

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