I saw this posted on /r/braincels, I instantly thought "you would have to pay ME to look at naked pictures of that creature." Then I remembered that Moby Dick probably has a higher SMV than all of us.
I saw this posted on /r/braincels, I instantly thought "you would have to pay ME to look at naked pictures of that creature." Then I remembered that Moby Dick probably has a higher SMV than all of us.
I would fuck a curry landwhale yes
Nope.
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it depends
I wouldn't go out of my way to fuck one, but if one came onto me, sure.
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My dick literally goes limp when i look at that pic.
depends on what
fat storage and there face
No.
Yeah I'd fuck and get some brain too.
That sounds disgusting.
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i would smash
id rather smash a skinny trap tbh
I mean you do have a trap fetish
I'm not gay or into bestiality, I'll have to pass on both.
V O L C E L
They digust me but I probably digust them even more lmao.
Well if the trap is half decent looking, you are getting a girl that let's you fuck her in the ass, how can it get better than that lol. Only downside is that they have a dick, but as long as it's not bigger than mine i don't see that as a problem lol.
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i would get turned off instantly when i see the dick
I guess you’re right, but I still won’t choose a trap over that. I might aswell go gay at that point
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i am in a state of confusion and conflictionWould you?
@theultimate341
Hell no, I couldn't get my shit up looking at that even i tried.
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maybe anal or blowjob
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i shouldnt have clicked on tht
JFL if you pick the ugly land whale over this tight ass.
You just saying that because of the social stigma.
Your nickname adds a lot to all of this
Only a filthy volcel wouldn't.
No
I’ll rather take my land whale curry looksmatch that I linked.Would you?
@theultimate341
But to answer your question maybe I would fuck the tranny.
Well if you didn't know she had a dick you would've given her 8/10 easily.
Not with that makeup on
You saying that because you already know
Alright dekim I’ll fuck the trap, looks better than most women anyway.
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That's the spirit.
Of course. I would even go down on her.
I think now is good time to remind everyone that I was rated a 1/10 on r/amiugly. I would be very fortunate to even get the chance to fuck a landwhale.
I think now is good time to remind everyone that I was rated a 1/10 on r/amiugly. I would be very fortunate to even get the chance to fuck a landwhale.
>1/10 on r/amiugly
Stop LARPing. Even literal deformed subhumans get rated 3/10 there.
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>1/10 on r/amiugly
Stop LARPing. Even literal deformed subhumans get rated 3/10 there.
this 1/10 Indonesian dickmogs me to oblivion with his tumor, he also has a wife and kids
"Look, it's not looking too good right now, but there is a lot of room for improvement. My advice would be to take a shower, style your hair differently, don't expect female attention right off the bat, you have to woo them in with your personality, man. Good luck in your life journey, I wish you all the best."
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"Remember to moisturize your face (and tumor) with SPF 15 lotion and drink plenty of water. Wear nice clothes and some sunglasses and start approaching women. Women love confidence. It's all that matters."
Remember Boys:
and not the other way around
no because im not a zoophile
Depends on how fat we're talking about here.
Good stuff. You can make tits on her back too.
It's a trap!Would you?
@theultimate341
I'd fuck a landwhale if they were able to turn me on. I can't get turned on just by looking at them they would have to behave in the right way, touch me in the right way. If they just lie there like a sack of potatoes nothing is gonna happen.
No.
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