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Would you defend your new girlfriend....from her angry roided up ex-boyfriend?

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Supposing that you enter normie territory, you're dating an average girl, and you're eating out.

Suddenly a guy walks up to your table and "insults m'lady".

Watcha gonna do?
 
Get up and do my best to beat the living shit out of him? I might get my ass kicked but if she witnesses me being a coward she'll be leaving me for him ASAP.
 
I’m too weak, I will push my gf towards him to distract him than run away. I seen videos of people getting punched and end up dying or becoming a vegetable. I’m not going to end up like that
 
Ask him kindly and in a cucked way:
“Could you please leave us alone?”
 
Depends, is he stronger?
 
If she has exes she's not my girlfriend, problem solved.
 
Oh didn’t read the rest of the prompt. If he come up to my gf and insult her (not attacking me). I would do nothing and let her take care of things.

If the situation escalates and that roided ex-boyfriend start to get physical and attacked her. I would simply say I need to go to the bathroom and would leave the restaurant. This would be a win for me because I would’ve also have gotten free food for not paying the bill.
 
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Get up and do my best to beat the living shit out of him? I might get my ass kicked but if she witnesses me being a coward she'll be leaving me for him ASAP.
I recommend grabbing a steak knife, and yelling "Apologize to th'LADY".
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Oh didn’t read the rest of the prompt. If he come up to my gf and insult her (not attacking me). I would do nothing and let her take care of things.

If the situation escalates and that roided ex-boyfriend start to get physical and attacked her. I would simply say I need to go to the bathroom and would leave the restaurant. This would be a win for me because I would’ve also have gotten free food for not paying the bill.
This would be me
 
Help him beat the shit out of her, then go have a cuppa three beers and some food
 
Get up and do my best to beat the living shit out of him? I might get my ass kicked but if she witnesses me being a coward she'll be leaving me for him ASAP.
In my opinion. It’s better to be a coward than to get brutally hurt. If she leaves me because I didn’t stay and protect her. Then I would know that she truly doesn’t love me and only in it for me being a disposable worker bee.
 
In my opinion. It’s better to be a coward than to get brutally hurt. If she leaves me because I didn’t stay and protect her. Then I would know that she truly doesn’t love me and only in it for me being a disposable worker bee.
Option A. Run.

Option B.
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protect my kween lady with all my life and power
 
Channel the strength of Elliot Rodger, Seung Hui Cho, Alek Minnassian and unleash my ER on him.
 
He leaves,my nigga. The only question is whether or not he gets the shit beaten out of him
 
Just kidding, the whole idea of defending a woman that dated some redneck is nuts.

She made a series of dangerous decisions, but now you are going to defend that????

The guys that said RUN were right, but even better, you shouldn't be dating anybody like that to begin with
 
In my opinion. It’s better to be a coward than to get brutally hurt. If she leaves me because I didn’t stay and protect her. Then I would know that she truly doesn’t love me and only in it for me being a disposable worker bee.
I'd have this mindset as first thing against a dangerous animal like a bear or a cougar.
I gotta give you this one, not worth throwing hands just for some fucker spouting words. I'd say it depends more on the situation. If it gets physical, I'd defend my girl trying to get us out of there safely.
 
In my opinion. It’s better to be a coward than to get brutally hurt. If she leaves me because I didn’t stay and protect her. Then I would know that she truly doesn’t love me and only in it for me being a disposable worker bee.
That’s why it’s ideal to weapon maxx
 
this is such a stupid question.
 
This is an inconceivable reality for me anyways.
 
Too many variables for me to give a definite answer.
 
Honestly, I wouldnt defend her because she deserves to be attacked by her ex-boyfriend for being whore/slut
 
Use any nearby object as a weapon (ashtray,glass, chair, bottle etc.), your gf would barely lose any respect for you (bc of the whole le not fair fight aspect) + she sees you as more machiavelian and capable of defending her compared to the "le fair fight" guy
She would much prefer you not give the slightest consideration to your "fairness" if some freak is trying to rape or kill her, so why do any different now
 
Use any nearby object as a weapon (ashtray,glass, chair, bottle etc.), your gf would barely lose any respect for you (bc of the whole le not fair fight aspect) + she sees you as more machiavelian and capable of defending her compared to the "le fair fight" guy
She would much prefer you not give the slightest consideration to your "fairness" if some freak is trying to rape or kill her, so why do any different now
most men are afraid to fight dirty anyway
 

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