Experiment Which would you rather have as a girlfriend?

[Quoj]

All of them are shit.

 

[sennaGTR]

Imagine you can choose any one of these girls as a girlfriend:

A 20 year old 8/10 European girl who makes Art of Zoo videos with her Rex. She really enjoys getting knotted so expect to share her with her Rex. She is really kinky so sometimes wants you to have your turn after Rex goes first to make you enjoy Rex's sloppy seconds. She'll have paw print tattoos on her pelvis near her pussy. She has a collection of dog knot dildos. She wants to add another Rex to the relationship. If you marry her, she'll have children with you. She's okay with a prenuptial agreement.

A 25 year old blonde 7/10 German slut who starred in videos on German Goo Girls. She doesn't do it anymore but us proud to have had the "empowERing" experience. She doesn't want children. She's willing to sign a prenuptial agreement.

A 24 year old American slut 7.5/10 who starred in Blacked Raw videos for awhile but decided that she wanted to find a sERious relationship. She expects to be forgiven because that's what Jesus and God would do. She wants children. She doesn't want a prenuptial agreement.

An 18 year old girl 8/10 who is pregnant with a teen White Chad's baby and she's looking for a guy that's going to be her "daddy" and also help support her baby. Assume her ex is dead because he was killed in a car crash by a drunk driver (if American) or some sort of attack (if anywhere in Europe). She's only had her one Chad so she's not too experienced. She's willing to have more children with you. (If you're under 23, the girl will be American or West European, if you're 23 and older, the girl will be Eastern European)

A 28 year old widowed White woman, 7/10, who has three children from a previous marriage. Her children are half-black. She married a black guy at age 20 when she was in college. She was slutty until she married her Tyrone. He died from being robbed by another black man. She's not really interested in having more children unless it just happens but expects you to be with her for life and marry her, and treat her children like your own. Her children come before you do. She has a career that is also important. She won't sign a prenuptial agreement.

An Israeli-American, 7/10, age 23, who expects any guy to convert Judaism if she marries him. He'll also need to get circumcized if he isn't before the wedding. Her family is rich so she expects you to sign a prenuptial agreement. She was really slutty during high school and college, but now that she's graduated she's getting more sERious about life.

A 5/10 overweight virgin 19 year old girl from the American South who expects you marry her and never look for another girl. She won't let you experience her until you marry her. She expects an engagement ring, Church wedding, and reception. You better want a large family and she wants you to support her so she won't work, she wants a trad lifestyle, and don't expect her to sign a prenuptial agreement because she won't. She's not a good cook and doesn't think it's important to lose weight. She expects you to love her for her inner beauty more than her outer beauty.

A dominant 10/10 bisexual Giga Stacy age 20 who will have an open relationship with girlfriends but will be okay with you as a boyfriend as long as you keep her happy. She'll expect you to submit to pegging and be a sensitive guy, able to hangout with the girls, but still be able to act dominant when she let's you have sex with her. She expects to be alpha and you're her beta. She's going to be your queen and you are going to be her knight. If she has a girlfriend over for sex, you better have your own second room for those times or you're sleeping on the couch. She's pretty much only into girls so assume she has limited or no experience with guys, and is dating a guy who is willing to submit to her because she wants to dominant a guy and that's the main role for her boyfriend. She's okay if you don't work and is okay if you don't comform to male gender roles. Her house might as well be a sexy sorority because a few girls live with her.

Imagine all the girls no matter your choice expect you to eat them out because they enjoy it. Which do you choose as your girlfriend and why?

i'd rather cut my dick off man. fuck that noise. and even then none of them would genuinely desire me. i'm incel.

it's like asking which prostitute would you depressingly pork for $50000 spread out over 10 years

 

[Therapywasawaste]

A 5/10 overweight virgin 19 year old girl from the American South who expects you marry her and never look for another girl. She won't let you experience her until you marry her. She expects an engagement ring, Church wedding, and reception. You better want a large family and she wants you to support her so she won't work, she wants a trad lifestyle, and don't expect her to sign a prenuptial agreement because she won't. She's not a good cook and doesn't think it's important to lose weight. She expects you to love her for her inner beauty more than her outer beauty.

This if it existed.

 

[genma]

This one:

An 18 year old girl 8/10 who is pregnant with a teen White Chad's baby

is a minefield in real life, but if you add...

Assume her ex is dead

it becomes barely tolerable.

But (again, in the real world) - the life you're signing up for there is most likely sexless and she'll be very dominant and controlling ...because she'll resent you, because you wont live up to chad.

If, in your hypothetical thought experiment, you had some way to guarantee that she'd act right, then this option is really the best in my opinion. I don't know how you guarantee it though.

It was clever of you to specify that chad is dead. If he's still alive, she will definitely 100% fuck him again in the future. But as you've set this one up, she will have your children too, and that makes it my choice.

 

[La Grande Kanga]

All of them in an enclosed space with a gas can and a lighter in my hands