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Experiment Which would you rather have as a girlfriend?

NEETcel2023

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Imagine you can choose any one of these girls as a girlfriend:

A 20 year old 8/10 European girl who makes Art of Zoo videos with her Rex. She really enjoys getting knotted so expect to share her with her Rex. She is really kinky so sometimes wants you to have your turn after Rex goes first to make you enjoy Rex's sloppy seconds. She'll have paw print tattoos on her pelvis near her pussy. She has a collection of dog knot dildos. She wants to add another Rex to the relationship. If you marry her, she'll have children with you. She's okay with a prenuptial agreement.

A 25 year old blonde 7/10 German slut who starred in videos on German Goo Girls. She doesn't do it anymore but us proud to have had the "empowERing" experience. She doesn't want children. She's willing to sign a prenuptial agreement.

A 24 year old American slut 7.5/10 who starred in Blacked Raw videos for awhile but decided that she wanted to find a sERious relationship. She expects to be forgiven because that's what Jesus and God would do. She wants children. She doesn't want a prenuptial agreement.

An 18 year old girl 8/10 who is pregnant with a teen White Chad's baby and she's looking for a guy that's going to be her "daddy" and also help support her baby. Assume her ex is dead because he was killed in a car crash by a drunk driver (if American) or some sort of attack (if anywhere in Europe). She's only had her one Chad so she's not too experienced. She's willing to have more children with you. (If you're under 23, the girl will be American or West European, if you're 23 and older, the girl will be Eastern European)

A 28 year old widowed White woman, 7/10, who has three children from a previous marriage. Her children are half-black. She married a black guy at age 20 when she was in college. She was slutty until she married her Tyrone. He died from being robbed by another black man. She's not really interested in having more children unless it just happens but expects you to be with her for life and marry her, and treat her children like your own. Her children come before you do. She has a career that is also important. She won't sign a prenuptial agreement.

An Israeli-American, 7/10, age 23, who expects any guy to convert Judaism if she marries him. He'll also need to get circumcized if he isn't before the wedding. Her family is rich so she expects you to sign a prenuptial agreement. She was really slutty during high school and college, but now that she's graduated she's getting more sERious about life.

A 5/10 overweight virgin 19 year old girl from the American South who expects you marry her and never look for another girl. She won't let you experience her until you marry her. She expects an engagement ring, Church wedding, and reception. You better want a large family and she wants you to support her so she won't work, she wants a trad lifestyle, and don't expect her to sign a prenuptial agreement because she won't. She's not a good cook and doesn't think it's important to lose weight. She expects you to love her for her inner beauty more than her outer beauty.

A dominant 10/10 bisexual Giga Stacy age 20 who will have an open relationship with girlfriends but will be okay with you as a boyfriend as long as you keep her happy. She'll expect you to submit to pegging and be a sensitive guy, able to hangout with the girls, but still be able to act dominant when she let's you have sex with her. She expects to be alpha and you're her beta. She's going to be your queen and you are going to be her knight. If she has a girlfriend over for sex, you better have your own second room for those times or you're sleeping on the couch. She's pretty much only into girls so assume she has limited or no experience with guys, and is dating a guy who is willing to submit to her because she wants to dominant a guy and that's the main role for her boyfriend. She's okay if you don't work and is okay if you don't comform to male gender roles. Her house might as well be a sexy sorority because a few girls live with her.

Imagine all the girls no matter your choice expect you to eat them out because they enjoy it. Which do you choose as your girlfriend and why?
 
Dude, Honestly, None of them.

They all sounds used up and i dont feel like ever betabuxxing.
 
None of these.
 
i would answer, but i reading lots of text hurts my eyes
 
Dude, Honestly, None of them.

They all sounds used up and i dont feel like ever betabuxxing.
It's not common to actually find girls that aren't really used up or really experienced anymore. I know the choices aren't great but there's not many great choices anymore. Most get taken, do OnlyFans until settling down, or do open relationships or flings.
 
if someone appear to me giving these options i probably would just leave
 
the virgin, dont matter the prenup thing becasue i dont have money, she most likely have more than me. and if im forced too eat the pussy, i want one that i know what has happened too it, and that is just been me in there.

and i would be fine with a horde of kids, if they are boys ofcourse, could teach them about making weapons and hunting and shit.

there might also be a way for me too get home office, so the work would not be so bad, because i could live away from the city, and grow food and maybe have some animals
 
It's not common to actually find girls that aren't really used up or really experienced anymore. I know the choices aren't great but there's not many great choices anymore. Most get taken, do OnlyFans until settling down, or do open relationships or flings.
To combat this, I will say this: Foids think vagina is self cleaning and chads often cum in it and foids will still keep popping birth control pills, You can enjoy your used up smegma if youd like :feelsYall:

See @Retardfuel postings
 
An Israeli-American, 7/10, age 23, who expects any guy to convert Judaism if she marries him. He'll also need to get circumcized if he isn't before the wedding. Her family is rich so she expects you to sign a prenuptial agreement. She was really slutty during high school and college, but now that she's graduated she's getting more sERious about life.
First choice and probably only true one
A 20 year old 8/10 European girl who makes Art of Zoo videos with her Rex.
Would maybe be ok if she didn't want me to eat her out directly after she is with the dog.
 
First choice and probably only true one

Would maybe be ok if she didn't want me to eat her out directly after she is with the dog.
Proves how sick .is members are, Some would fuck a foid after shes been with a dog :feelspuke:
 
Proves how sick .is members are, Some would fuck a foid after shes been with a dog :feelspuke:
It's bad, but I would want prenup + children and there aren't many options here.
 
To combat this, I will say this: Foids think vagina is self cleaning and chads often cum in it and foids will still keep popping birth control pills, You can enjoy your used up smegma if youd like :feelsYall:

See @Retardfuel postings
I'll check out his postings. I've often heard that self-cleaning vagina statement in mainstream articles and repeated online. Never really thought much about it but I still wouldn't want a sloppy second pussy regardless.
 
probably the southern girl
 
The Israeli-American option since I've been circumcised since I was 14
The gigastacy option was the worst deal of them all
 
This looks like a hypothetical but this really is the modern dating landscape
 
Its hard to choose, all those options are bad for different reasons. I would say the first one because atleast then I would have children
 
I messed up part of the gigastacy description after rereading it. She wouldn't be dating another guy. The only guy she would be dating is you (whoever chooses the option) because she decided she wants to dominate a guy which is why she really wants a boyfriend. She's only in an open relationship with other girls like I originally wrote.

I probably need to work on better clarity and reread things before posting.
 
Dude, Honestly, None of them.

They all sounds used up and i dont feel like ever betabuxxing.
All Used Up Condoms In my opinion
But the Fat Foid Bitch is like a Oversize Condom instead of Cum it's Piss

This Foids are shit in every way possible
 
All of these sound awful. Ngl I'd rope if these were my choices, but I guess that the porno slut would be the one needing the least amount of maintenance.
 
I want a pussy to fuck, okay, bud.
 
So, I'm a fakecel? If im forced to choose definitely the southern girl.
 
Imagine you can choose any one of these girls as a girlfriend:

A 20 year old 8/10 European girl who makes Art of Zoo videos with her Rex. She really enjoys getting knotted so expect to share her with her Rex. She is really kinky so sometimes wants you to have your turn after Rex goes first to make you enjoy Rex's sloppy seconds. She'll have paw print tattoos on her pelvis near her pussy. She has a collection of dog knot dildos. She wants to add another Rex to the relationship. If you marry her, she'll have children with you. She's okay with a prenuptial agreement.

A 25 year old blonde 7/10 German slut who starred in videos on German Goo Girls. She doesn't do it anymore but us proud to have had the "empowERing" experience. She doesn't want children. She's willing to sign a prenuptial agreement.

A 24 year old American slut 7.5/10 who starred in Blacked Raw videos for awhile but decided that she wanted to find a sERious relationship. She expects to be forgiven because that's what Jesus and God would do. She wants children. She doesn't want a prenuptial agreement.

An 18 year old girl 8/10 who is pregnant with a teen White Chad's baby and she's looking for a guy that's going to be her "daddy" and also help support her baby. Assume her ex is dead because he was killed in a car crash by a drunk driver (if American) or some sort of attack (if anywhere in Europe). She's only had her one Chad so she's not too experienced. She's willing to have more children with you. (If you're under 23, the girl will be American or West European, if you're 23 and older, the girl will be Eastern European)

A 28 year old widowed White woman, 7/10, who has three children from a previous marriage. Her children are half-black. She married a black guy at age 20 when she was in college. She was slutty until she married her Tyrone. He died from being robbed by another black man. She's not really interested in having more children unless it just happens but expects you to be with her for life and marry her, and treat her children like your own. Her children come before you do. She has a career that is also important. She won't sign a prenuptial agreement.

An Israeli-American, 7/10, age 23, who expects any guy to convert Judaism if she marries him. He'll also need to get circumcized if he isn't before the wedding. Her family is rich so she expects you to sign a prenuptial agreement. She was really slutty during high school and college, but now that she's graduated she's getting more sERious about life.

A 5/10 overweight virgin 19 year old girl from the American South who expects you marry her and never look for another girl. She won't let you experience her until you marry her. She expects an engagement ring, Church wedding, and reception. You better want a large family and she wants you to support her so she won't work, she wants a trad lifestyle, and don't expect her to sign a prenuptial agreement because she won't. She's not a good cook and doesn't think it's important to lose weight. She expects you to love her for her inner beauty more than her outer beauty.

A dominant 10/10 bisexual Giga Stacy age 20 who will have an open relationship with girlfriends but will be okay with you as a boyfriend as long as you keep her happy. She'll expect you to submit to pegging and be a sensitive guy, able to hangout with the girls, but still be able to act dominant when she let's you have sex with her. She expects to be alpha and you're her beta. She's going to be your queen and you are going to be her knight. If she has a girlfriend over for sex, you better have your own second room for those times or you're sleeping on the couch. She's pretty much only into girls so assume she has limited or no experience with guys, and is dating a guy who is willing to submit to her because she wants to dominant a guy and that's the main role for her boyfriend. She's okay if you don't work and is okay if you don't comform to male gender roles. Her house might as well be a sexy sorority because a few girls live with her.

Imagine all the girls no matter your choice expect you to eat them out because they enjoy it. Which do you choose as your girlfriend and why?
None. No point in trying to make a long term girlfriend after age 14.

Also, all of them seem insufferable.
 
A 5/10 overweight virgin 19 year old girl from the American South who expects you marry her and never look for another girl. She won't let you experience her until you marry her. She expects an engagement ring, Church wedding, and reception. You better want a large family and she wants you to support her so she won't work, she wants a trad lifestyle, and don't expect her to sign a prenuptial agreement because she won't. She's not a good cook and doesn't think it's important to lose weight. She expects you to love her for her inner beauty more than her outer beauty.
this is best option imho, still not great
 
None. I will die alone before betabuxxing and will not fuck a dogpilled bitch
 
None. I will die alone before betabuxxing and will not fuck a dogpilled bitch
I’d probably pick the second one honestly though. She doesn’t want children which is good and is ok with a prenup, so I’d take what I could get. I really wouldn’t marry though. Too much risk.
 
If I had to pick one probably the Jew
 
where's the caring cute genius girl who loves me for no reason?
 
I’d probably pick the second one honestly though. She doesn’t want children which is good and is ok with a prenup, so I’d take what I could get. I really wouldn’t marry though. Too much risk.
Really? German Goo Girls is a porn company where the girls get double penetration, occasionally double vaginal penetration, and a lot of cum on their bodies and insides. You're okay with a former porn girl whose had those things done to them?
 
Really? German Goo Girls is a porn company where the girls get double penetration, occasionally double vaginal penetration, and a lot of cum on their bodies and insides. You're okay with a former porn girl whose had those things done to them?
Didn’t know it was that kind of disgusting porn. I’d still date her if she had no STDs and fuck her, but never marry of course. I’d never be with a woman that wanted kids or a marriage without prenup. I hate the thought of having kids and have too much stuff to lose in a divorce. Plus, I hate dominant foids and would not be ok with betabuxxing
 
No idea maybe the jew foid
 
None of them. They all sound awful.
 
An 18 year old girl 8/10 who is pregnant with a teen White Chad's baby and she's looking for a guy that's going to be her "daddy" and also help support her baby. Assume her ex is dead because he was killed in a car crash by a drunk driver (if American) or some sort of attack (if anywhere in Europe). She's only had her one Chad so she's not too experienced. She's willing to have more children with you. (If you're under 23, the girl will be American or West European, if you're 23 and older, the girl will be Eastern European)

This one seems least cucked. Bonus if the child is a girl.
 
They all sound terrible I just want a one night stand.
 
19 year old Christian virgin easy choice :ahegao::ahegao: She seems like she could give my life the most purpose and be the most loyal. I actually do care more about personality than looks.
 
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An 18 year old girl 8/10 who is pregnant with a teen White Chad's baby and she's looking for a guy that's going to be her "daddy" and also help support her baby. Assume her ex is dead because he was killed in a car crash by a drunk driver (if American) or some sort of attack (if anywhere in Europe). She's only had her one Chad so she's not too experienced. She's willing to have more children with you. (If you're under 23, the girl will be American or West European, if you're 23 and older, the girl will be Eastern European)

This one seems least cucked. Bonus if the child is a girl.
Yeah cause marrying a teen virgin, taking her virginity and having tons of kids with her is so cucked lmao. I swear there is something seriously wrong with you guys.
 
She’s a Christian bitch so she’d need to submit to her husband and improve her diet.
 
I choose the southern foid
 
Man fuck that, id rather die
 
Virgin overweight girl sounds the best, depending how overweight she is tbh.
 
Mods really need to ban this faggot already
 
she wants a trad lifestyle
She's not a good cook and doesn't think it's important to lose weight
Nothing trad about that. Let me guess - "trad lifestyle" only means me providing all of the money and doing all of the back-breaking "manly" work while also doing 50% of the rest of the work or having to eat heavily processed microwaved "food". I hope she can clean and look after children at least.

She expects you to love her for her inner beauty more than her outer beauty.
There's no inner beauty in someone who doesn't value their health while also wanting to have children. It's vile to bring 9 children with at least 50% incel genes into this clown world and not at least try to be a good role model to them.

Imagine all the girls no matter your choice expect you to eat them out because they enjoy it.
By virtue of the "don't kiss a whore" rule, this automatically disqualifies all of them except the southern one. Even without it, I think using a second-hand fleshlight, even if it has already been washed a million times, is gay, although condoms somewhat help with that. Of course, escortmaxxers will disagree with me on this. Also, sharing a fleshlight with male dogs is gay and zoophilic.

If the southern one is only slightly overweight instead of the American definition of "overweight" (also known in most of the world as "obese"), then this isn't too much of a problem and I'd gladly pick her, as long as she's also tall enough for our children not to be cursed with manletism. Otherwise, if I'm forced to choose, then it doesn't matter which one I'll pick because I'll have to off myself anyway.

This looks like a hypothetical but this really is the modern dating landscape
To make things worse (or maybe better), this is the dating landscape for normies - we aren't even in the equation here.
 

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