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Melinda said:How about this one? She's 70.FeminismsCancer said:
This one is 63. Her name is Christie Brinkley.
This one isnt bad tbh
This one isnt bad tbh
It wouldn't be healthy. I want a proper relationship, not just sex. And these women are clearly menopaused, so that defeats the whole point. And you better be careful cause you might break her bones while "fucking" her.
Look if you really desperately want sex, just fuck an escort instead. It's cuckoldry for sure and I'd probably never do it, but it's still better than fucking something that's close to death.
Look if you really desperately want sex, just fuck an escort instead. It's cuckoldry for sure and I'd probably never do it, but it's still better than fucking something that's close to death.
What the fuck is that picture.
There are hot G-milfs. These don't count.
@"Winged Hussar"
Degeneracy in its purest form. Take it as an insult or compliment.
Why do you think it's not possible to have a proper relationship with a woman who has hit menopause?VLÖ said:
FeminismsCancer said:
But were you ever peed on by a horse? Would you drink horse pee?
Melinda said:
You can't have kids. Also she's close to death, so you're just going to be fucking yourself over by getting emotionally affected to something that's about to die.
Meh... I'd rather let them fuck me (with a strap-on) than have me fuck them, to be honest.
But anyways...
But anyways...
I thought it would be 40-50y women.
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The only reason I'd be with a mildred If she dies within a month so I can inherit her assets.
Pasteleiro said:
I thought it would be 40-50y women.
I new it was going to be this bad.
Melinda said:
Are you taking the piss? Or you have a genuine interest in horses?
Homosapicuckus said:
Hahaha same
FeminismsCancer said:
I'm just wondering. I mean you have an interest in piss and an interest in horses, it's only natural you'd have an interest in horse piss.
Melinda said:
Lololol busted :bigsmile:
Let's just say I like to put my arm in the stream and it feels amazing and smells great.
As far as drinking, when she's in heat she'll squirt urine frequently so if you lick her pussy you inevitably do get a taste. It's not bad at all but a bit bitter.
That... actually sounds pretty hot.FeminismsCancer said:
Melinda said:
Trust me it is. This is probably my best cope because it's the closest to actual sex, human warmth, affection etc. try that with a robot or doll.
FeminismsCancer said:
Where do you even find horses to fuck? Do you need a stool to stand on to be able to put your dick inside? Horses are usually pretty tall.
Melinda said:
I live in a rural area and fence hop, so no stool with me and can't have PIV but it's my hope cope to get out of my NEET situation one day and have a female pony or something, although there is some stigma attached to it that it's a girl pet lol but a full size mare is a little bit expensive to maintain unless you have at least 2000 m² of land for her to graze all year on.
I believe feeding a pony is not more expensive than a large dog.
FeminismsCancer said:
Out of curiosity, did you ever play with horse poop or just horse piss?
Melinda said:
I grabbed some and smelled it, horse poop is really the least dramatic poop of all animals due to their herbivore diet but I can't say I like it like I do with piss.
FeminismsCancer said:
Wait, so you smelled other animal's poop too?
Melinda said:
No, it smells from a distance lol. Ever stepped into a dog poop then entered a car?
lmao 25% want her XD
Just wait for cuckteaers to claim this proves we only want Stacys because we wouldn't fuck a granny
Just wait for cuckteaers to claim this proves we only want Stacys because we wouldn't fuck a granny
FeminismsCancer said:
Oh, you're right. I assumed you could smell horse poop from a distance too.
Melinda said:
Oh no you almost need to put your nose on it, that's how undramatic it is. Now of course an entire barn will smell from the accumulation but I think it's the stale urine that smells the strongest.
Fresh urine smells nice, old urine smells terrible.
FeminismsCancer said:
Sounds like a dream for scat fetishists. The nice texture of poop without the foul smell.
Melinda said:
lol idk about that, aren't scat fetishist after the whole foulness of it?
Guess im volcel. I would date a women in her 50s though.
Prince Of Dankness said:
No you aren't, just look at the poll results. We are a majority.
FeminismsCancer said:
I guess some are. You gotta admit warm shit has a nice texture, though.
Melinda said:
So you have a scat fetish?
Try mare poop first then.
FeminismsCancer said:
It's not really a fetish, but I would touch a mare's poop if I had the opportunity to do so.
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