Would you date an old lady?

[Melinda]

Mildred from church is feeling very lonely since her husband passed away and she thinks you would make a great boyfriend. One morning you wake up to find her hovering naked above your bed. Her pussy is dripping wet and she seems determined to get a taste of your youthful cock. What do you do?

 

[LeagueEuW]

Puke

It's life fuel how, no matter how hot Stacy is, she will end up like this eventually.

 

[heroinfather]

you deserve inceldom

 

[Redpill Robert]

DO NOT WANT!

 

[Octopusgun2]

 

[Deleted member 2119]

I would rather kill myself

 

[Melinda]

Puke

There are perks to dating Mildred. Her widowed friends from her bible study group are very horny and would be up for group sex. You would never be able to make a normal woman this horny but these grannies, man, they're animals. They're desperate for your cock.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

I'll stay a horsecel, thank you.

 

[/pol/cel]

Look at all the fucking volcels in this thread.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

Look at all the fucking volcels in this thread.

Dude bugger off
With that logic I could tell you that if you don't fuck a mare you are volcel and trust me a mare is waaaaaay more appetising than that fossilised hag.

 

[Melinda]

Dude bugger off
With that logic I could tell you that if you don't fuck a mare you are volcel and trust me a mare is waaaaaay more appetising than that fossilised hag.

Horses can't consent. Mildred consents very much.

 

[LeagueEuW]

There are perks to dating Mildred. Her widowed friends from her bible study group are very horny and would be up for group sex. You would never be able to make a normal woman this horny but these grannies, man, they're animals. They're desperate for your cock.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

Horses can't consent. Mildred consents very much.

Bullcrap, horses may not consent in the Queen's English but they show (un)-willingness through body language.
Believe me, if you try to mount a mare who doesn't want she'd know how to kick you 300 feet behind her with those 1000 lbs of muscle mass.
And mares don't consent to being ridden or eaten either so stop acting like blue pilled feminists who always have to mystify sex somehow.

 

[BonePressed]

A lot of low-T soy boys here.

If your libido isn't high enough to the point where you'd be willing to fuck practically anything

It's o v e r.

Most incels are incel because s t a n d a r d s.

 

[St.Tropez]

Nah thanks.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

On another note, these "if you don't fuck granny" threads are actually the ultimate pedestalising of women because it is actovely contributing to remove the wall women are supposed to hit at 30. Keep this in mind boyos. Women are definitely not so lenient when it comes to fucking with grandpa and no, some old young porn on xvideos isn't evidence to the contrary since they are drugged and paid.

 

[Melinda]

So you're saying you would reject a nice, devoted, conservative girl just because she's ugly? She's a great cook and has a ton of inheritance money, no Stacy will have that! Here's another one of Mildred's horny friends:

 

[FeminismsCancer]

A lot of low-T soy boys here.

If your libido isn't high enough to the point where you'd be willing to fuck practically anything

It's o v e r.

Most incels are incel because s t a n d a r d s.

And where do people like you put the final hard limit? A platypus? A matamata turtle? vampire bat? a block of cement? a pile of sewage?
A decayed body?

 

[Melinda]

On another note, these "if you don't fuck granny" threads are actually the ultimate pedestalising of women because it is actovely contributing to remove the wall women are supposed to hit at 30. Keep this in mind boyos. Women are definitely not so lenient when it comes to fucking with grandpa and no, some old young porn on xvideos isn't evidence to the contrary since they are drugged and paid.

There is no wall. Some of Mildred's friends are fucking Chad every weekend and frosting their cookies with his cum.

Mildred has a kind heart, though. She loves you even though you're a fugly subhuman.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

There is no wall. Some of Mildred's friends are fucking Chad every weekend and frosting their cookies with his cum.

Mildred has a kind heart, though. She loves you even though you're a fugly subhuman.

Porn is proof of nothing.

 

[Melinda]

Porn is proof of nothing.

http://people.com/celebrity/cougar-hunter-kyle-jones-has-a-91-year-old-girlfriend/

http://peacebenwilliams.com/26-year-old-nigerian-man-marries-63-year-old-american-grandmother-my-deevanalysis/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3691677/Grandmother-71-marries-17-year-old-met-son-s-FUNERAL.html

 

[BonePressed]

And where do people like you put the final hard limit? A platypus? A matamata turtle? vampire bat? a block of cement? a pile of sewage?
A decayed body?

Are you telling me you'd rather stay virgin for life than fuck a granny? 

My only standards:

Human
Not severely deformed

 

[FeminismsCancer]

Are you telling me you'd rather stay virgin for life than fuck a granny? 

My only standards:

Human
Not severely deformed

I'm not virgin but I would not considered myself satisfied after fucking a granny. It's not validating.
Note that I don't count mares towards validation either, but they are legit fun.

 

[Deleted member 1039]

Wtf is wrong with brains of some of you people!? Posting some of the most disgusting nudes of old ladies. Where's the damn NSFW tag? I'm so disgusted

 

[FeminismsCancer]

Wtf is wrong with brains of some of you people!? Posting some of the most disgusting nudes of old ladies. Where's the damn NSFW tag? I'm so disgusted

 

[Panda]

she looks like a walking corpse.

 

[Melinda]

I'm not virgin but I would not considered myself satisfied after fucking a granny. It's not validating.
Note that I don't count mares towards validation either, but they are legit fun.

How isn't it validating? It's a female lusting after you. And they're not all ugly.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

How isn't it validating? It's a female lusting after you. And they're not all ugly.

Did you ever hear about SMV? Even a young incel has a higher one than a used up old hag.
Stop pedestalising women for fuck's sake.

 

[Grotesque]

I'd fuck her good, tbh.

She's borderline. Lose like 10 pounds, and I'm in.

 

[Melinda]

Did you ever hear about SMV? Even a young incel has a higher one than a used up old hag.
Stop pedestalising women for fuck's sake.

Then how come they're having sex and getting married to young men while we're rotting alone? Why is there a market for granny porn but no market for incel porn? I'm not pedestalising women. It's just a fact that they will always get more romantic attention than us. It sucks, but that's life. Swallow the black pill and embrace the darkness.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

Then how come they're having sex and getting married to young men while we're rotting alone? Why is there a market for granny porn but no market for incel porn? I'm not pedestalising women. It's just a fact that they will always get more romantic attention than us. It sucks, but that's life. Swallow the black pill and embrace the darkness.

Ah you know what, get off this site, fuck a granny and according to your own beliefs you'll be a happy non-virgin. What are you still doing here?

 

[Melinda]

Ah you know what, get off this site, fuck a granny and according to your own beliefs you'll be a happy non-virgin. What are you still doing here?

I'm too ugly for a granny. They're not into me.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

I'm too ugly for a granny. They're not into me.

Delusional

 

[Imgrlbtwxd]

lmao I downloaded an app called "older woman dating" because I was desperat af

not even the grannies wanna fuck me

 

[rotandrise]

Keep posting OP I am about to nut tbh. You are a volcel if you reject those hotties tbh

 

[Melinda]

Delusional

I got friendzoned multiple times by women in their 40's and 50's. They think they're too good for men like us.

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Keep posting OP I am about to nut tbh. You are a volcel if you reject those hotties tbh

Grandmas can be busty.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

I got friendzoned multiple times by women in their 40's and 50's. They think they're too good for men like us.

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Grandmas can be busty.

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Sorry don't find that attractive. Fucking what doesn't attract you is no fun. I'll stick to cute mares.

 

[Melinda]

Sorry don't find that attractive. Fucking what doesn't attract you is no fun. I'll stick to cute mares.

How about this one? She's 70.

This one is 63. Her name is Christie Brinkley.

 

[thetruecelibate]

You would have to be pretty desperate to do so.

 

[TheVman]

Fuck? yes.
Date? no

 

[Melinda]

Keep posting OP I am about to nut tbh. You are a volcel if you reject those hotties tbh

 

[FeminismsCancer]

How about this one? She's 70.

This one is 63. Her name is Christie Brinkley.

Dude no, just no.
Fucking for me isn't just PIV. It's also wanting to lick her pussy juice, let her pee on me etc. no way I want that from any of those.

 

[Melinda]

Dude no, just no.
Fucking for me isn't just PIV. It's also wanting to lick her pussy juice, let her pee on me etc. no way I want that from any of those.

You want a woman to pee on you? Why??

 

[FeminismsCancer]

You want a woman to pee on you? Why??

why not?

 

[Melinda]

why not?

Pee smells and is full of bacteria. Have you ever been peed on by a horse?

 

[Cuck-Damage]

4 TRUECELS CONFIRMED

Kudos boyos, kudos

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Once I started to watch granny pron to condition my mind for old ladies, but did not work, I puked.

 

[Kointo1]

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This thread is gonna make me vomit.

 

[Grotesque]

How about this one? She's 70.

This one is 63. Her name is Christie Brinkley.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

Pee smells and is full of bacteria. Have you ever been peed on by a horse?

Urine is sterile actually and I'd rather be peed on by a cute girl than have sex with a granny. 
Horses are herbivores and their pee smells better than stacies actually except perhaps vegetarian ones.