Experiment Would you become a Dog like this if it lowered your lifespan to 10-13 years?

[BrendioEEE]

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[IronMike]

Dog no question.

I eat, sleep, and shit. I get massaged by everyone who walks past me.

The only downside is my balls get cut off, which is what I am trying to do anyway.

 

[acnescarcel]

id do it if i could remember my life as a human

 

[BrendioEEE]

lmfao anyone who wants to be a dog needs to reconsider.
do you really want to probably be 15-20h a day locked in a small cage.
but if u were in a home as a dog it would be pretty sweet, would probably stay human in any case bêcause being a human is just better

It says, "If you could become a talking dog that looked like pic related, or equally good looking" so you'd be able to talk like a human but look like a Dog, you'd status mog just about every male existence from that alone.

 

[YungCell]

The dog pill is as valid as the sub8 meme

Not even, the dogpill is pure autism while the sub 8 meme is only a few smv points off from the truth.

 

[NeetSupremacist]

Cats > dogs

Cats are not fucking prime pussy, dogs are....

 

[StaroRavager]

Not even, the dogpill is pure autism while the sub 8 meme is only a few smv points off from the truth.

True the dogpill is much more ridiculous than the sub8 meme but they’re both in the same bracket of retardation

 

[Angryatsociety]

Being a dog for sex? No.

Being a dog to lack the mechinisms of selfish human behavior and minipulation to just be happy and oblivious to everything and love my owner for bringing food and always being there for someone in distress as a best friend? Yes.

Female dogs don't do hypergamy, so no need for female humans.

 

[BrendioEEE]

The dogpill is pure autism.

 

[YungCell]

I'm sure some percantage of foids would rather fuck dogs then me, but I've yet to see any figures that proves its anywhere above
.1- .5% of em

 

[BrendioEEE]

I'm sure some percantage of foids would rather fuck dogs then me, but I've yet to see any figures that proves its anywhere above
.1- .5% of em

The fact that it happens at all is brutal enough, the fact that you see foids who are eating shit for Chad rather than being with an Incel is brutal enough, the fact that there are some BRUTAL videos on the dark side of the internet where girls are torturing and killing kids rather for their partners rather than being with an Incel is Brutal.

The fact is if you were a talking dog, you'd have a higher SMV than Chad.

 

[YungCell]

The fact that it happens at all is brutal enough, the fact that you see foids who are eating shit for Chad rather than being with an Incel is brutal enough, the fact that there are some BRUTAL videos on the dark side of the internet where girls are torturing and killing kids rather for their partners rather than being with an Incel is Brutal.

The fact is if you were a talking dog, you'd have a higher SMV than Chad.

I dont find it brutal because I know some people have some EXTREME fetishes because of certain events in their life. No way in hell a talking dog has a higher smv than a chad.

 

[Michael15651]

No, that's still a long time. I'd take suicide any day if I were that desperate to die.

 

[Blue Squirtle]

Cats are better.

 

[Remyx]

I'd rather stay human

 

[tehgymcel420]

Yes, dogs > ethnics.

 

[BrendioEEE]

No way in hell a talking dog has a higher smv than a chad.

You're coping, if you became a talking dog new ethics programs would be introduced for animals, you'd be offered multiple porn deals, have all the normietubers and news outlets making videos about you, you'd become an international sensation just for existing, girls would throw themselves at you, even if you weren't the only one, even if there were like 10 talking dogs in existence or even 100 or 1000 your SMV would still mog chad from status alone.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Whoever voted human is a fakecel. Just LOL at the dogpill.

 

[YungCell]

You're coping, if you became a talking dog new ethics programs would be introduced for animals, you'd be offered multiple porn deals, have all the normietubers and news outlets making videos about you, you'd become an international sensation just for existing, girls would throw themselves at you, even if you weren't the only one, even if there were like 10 talking dogs in existence or even 100 or 1000 your SMV would still mog chad from status alone.

It would be similar to how those extremely disabled people get married, only difference is it comes with extreme fame, but the vast majority of neurotypical foids would still prefer chad.

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

Absolutely! Dogs don't have depression and anxiety, don't have to wageslave, and have an owner who will love and take care of them. I'd so take 10-13 years of a good life over 80 years of inceldom

 

[lastchancel]

id become a dog to have the shorter life span