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Experiment Would you be homeless if it meant you can fuck young pussy?

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They always say that there are 3 necessities for human life: Food, Shelter, Clothing.

Obviously food is a necessity, shelter you can make a very valid argument for, clothing yes in modern times, but you really only need a few items of clothing so its not that expensive.

I believe that there is a 4th necessity and that is PUSSY.

If you came to me right now and told me that I could live in a tent in the woods near a college campus and have access to the Sweet Snatches of any qt on that campus I would jump on that in a New York Minute.

FUCK making money. You would have Internet, free Food, your Tent, free Gym, free Showers at the gym.

You can play games on your laptop. This to me is the perfect lifestyle. Who cares about some stupid house/car/vacations I just want prime PUSSY!!!.
 
Hard question. I’m desperate but I don’t think I’d risk literally everything for pussy. I’d go yes though, because unless I’m in some place like São Paulo or Aleppo, then nothing terrible is going to happen.
 
Do I get a car to sleep in?
 
I wish you were more clear on what the terms were. In the title you just put "fucking young pussy", but in the post yourself, you said "have access to the Sweet Snatches of any qt on that campus". So which one is it ? Being able to just get the bare minimum of sexual pleasure, or become ultra super Chad footlong-ultra cock.

That being said, I actually enjoy a simplistic lifestyle, and Id enjoy living in a tent in the woods for a certain amount of time. I'm into survivalist stuff as well, so that would be interesting too. Though, I would get bored of this homeless lifestyle, and within only a few weeks, Id want to return to the comfort of my home.
 
Yes easily. I'd shoot up a school to fuck young jb pussy
 
Do I get a car to sleep in?

No, just tent.

I wish you were more clear on what the terms were. In the title you just put "fucking young pussy", but in the post yourself, you said "have access to the Sweet Snatches of any qt on that campus". So which one is it ? Being able to just get the bare minimum of sexual pleasure, or become ultra super Chad footlong-ultra cock.

That being said, I actually enjoy a simplistic lifestyle, and Id enjoy living in a tent in the woods for a certain amount of time. I'm into survivalist stuff as well, so that would be interesting too. Though, I would get bored of this homeless lifestyle, and within only a few weeks, Id want to return to the comfort of my home.

Well, both. Few young women a year or ultra Chad 20+ a year.
 
Yes easily. I'd shoot up a school to fuck young jb pussy

I didn't report you, but you should be careful with those comments, you know its against the rules to provocate illegal activities.

Horrible profile pic as well, there is nothing I hate more than these beta cuck soyboys. Oh yeah, there is someone I hate more, fucking Chads and Staceys.
 
if im ugly then ill still feel like shit. if i become chad then its a yes bro from me
 
that's basically the NEET lifestyle but you actually get pussy.... Anyone who wouldn't take this is delusional.
 
I didn't report you, but you should be careful with those comments, you know its against the rules to provocate illegal activities.

Horrible profile pic as well, there is nothing I hate more than these beta cuck soyboys. Oh yeah, there is someone I hate more, fucking Chads and Staceys.
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I didn't report you, but you should be careful with those comments, you know its against the rules to provocate illegal activities.

Horrible profile pic as well, there is nothing I hate more than these beta cuck soyboys. Oh yeah, there is someone I hate more, fucking Chads and Staceys.
Used it as a comparison to show something bad. To all IT screenshotters, I'd never shoot up a school. :)

Also, my profile pic is fucking better than your homo ass chad groot
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yes, i have been homeless for a month living off food banks, its totally doable for me.
 
I didn't report you, but you should be careful with those comments, you know its against the rules to provocate illegal activities.

Horrible profile pic as well, there is nothing I hate more than these beta cuck soyboys. Oh yeah, there is someone I hate more, fucking Chads and Staceys.
oh you weren't kidding when you said you are new to this forum...
even then you should probably see from the news or something that we post the edgiest posts possible all the time, that is almost what the point of this forum is for. You are going to see "go ER" alot here, which means go do what elliot rodger did and go on a mass shooting. The mods will only care if you are specific enough with your plans to get a visit from the FBI (which requires specific time and other details)
 
Of course!

I saw some girls at the super market. Oh my god, these pubescent girls are wearing short shorts with their asses plopping out. You're gonna kill this old man!

So yes, I'd live in the forest.
 
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oh you weren't kidding when you said you are new to this forum...
even then you should probably see from the news or something that we post the edgiest posts possible all the time, that is almost what the point of this forum is for. You are going to see "go ER" alot here, which means go do what elliot rodger did and go on a mass shooting. The mods will only care if you are specific enough with your plans to get a visit from the FBI (which requires specific time and other details)

I was actually mostly satirical with my post. Plus like I said, I reported no one, so I never believed that the comment warranted a summoning of the mods. That being said, I have actually been obsessed with school shootings myself in the past, so I exactly know how it is.
 
yes but only if i could switch it off whenever i wanted. being homeless is horrible.
 
who in their right mind would say no to this
 

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