Would Waluigi slay foids IRL?

[Dr. Autismo]

Waluigi is skinny and VERY fucking tall.
His height is listed on most sources as being 7'7!!
Absolutely towering over Luigi and Wario who both stand at 5'9.

To give you an idea on how fucking massive 7'7 is, A Romanian basketball player named Robert Bobroczkyi is 7'7.
This is him.

Waluigi definitely heightmogs Wario and the Mario brothers, but he's an ugly bastard.
He has pointy ears, a big pink kike nose, a stupid mustache and a weird square extension on his chin.
In Mario lore, Luigi and princess Daisy are a couple and Waluigi has a crush on Daisy, but she rejects him.
Princess Daisy is taller than luigi too, by the way.
She stands at 5'11.

Is this realistic or a bluepill?

Would a tall foid like Daisy settle for a manlet like Luigi or a lanky freak of nature like Waluigi?

FYI: I'm not a nintendo fan, I don't care for their characters, but I'm at least familiar with them.

 

[Yoshi]

Link is also short

 

[Awake]

soon all men must be atleast 7'7 to date a mid used toilet

 

[TheInklingofAnIncel]

Height > Face. Waluigi would totally slay with his height. He's also a villain asshole, and foids love being abused by blue turtle shells.

 

[Dr. Autismo]

Link is also short

Which version of him?

 

[Yoshi]

Which version of him?

Atleast in BotW. I haven't played TotK. In BotW he is physically 18 y.o but is shorter than almost all the people in the game.

 

[Dr. Autismo]

Height > Face. Waluigi would totally slay with his height. He's also a villain asshole, and foids love being abused by blue turtle shells.

I forgot to mention, Luigi also has a recessed chin.

 

[Dr. Autismo]

Atleast in BotW. I haven't played TotK. In BotW he is physically 18 y.o but is shorter than almost all the people in the game.

 

[Ci Jey]

His frame is also pretty good.
He would mog mario and luigi into utter suicide

 

[Dr. Autismo]

soon all men must be atleast 7'7 to date a mid used toilet

"Your 7'0?
Sorry, I only date tall guys.
Nice try, tiny.
Teehee."

 

[Johnhatenigger12]

He's really a lanklet. most toliets assuming their ideal height is 6'5-7'0+

 

[Dr. Autismo]

His frame is also pretty good.
He would mog mario and luigi into utter suicide

What about Wario?
Only thing Wario's got going for him is his wealth and he hordes all that shit worse than mr. Krabs.
He's also a gymcel too.
He's got thick strong arms, but he's still 5'8 and he's fat.

 

[beanercel]

soon all men must be atleast 7'7 to date a mid used toilet

 

[Ci Jey]

What about Wario?
Only thing Wario's got going for him is his wealth and he hordes all that shit worse than mr. Krabs.
He's also a gymcel too.
He's got thick strong arms, but he's still 5'8 and he's fat.

Seems like he's a textbook redpiller: gymcel, short and grinding.
Might get some goldigging foid but he would eventually be cucked

 

[Dr. Autismo]

Seems like he's a textbook redpiller: gymcel, short and grinding.
Might get some goldigging foid but he would eventually be cucked

He has a teen foid crushing on him in the warioware games.

 

[Ci Jey]

He has a teen foid crushing on him in the warioware games.

Must be an example of just be first also many JBs love older men

 

[Dr. Autismo]

Must be an example of just be first also many JBs love older men

I even don't know if the warioware games are actually canon the mario universe, or they exist in their own separate non-canon universe.

That's fucking savage, Wario has got a teen foid into him, despite his looks and she may not even be fucking canon!