aswellfella
Ruined Person. People on here say I have a nice VO
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We all know looks are the most important aspect of life. In fact, I'd say they're the #1 predictor of romantic and financial success. Sad thing is, a lot of us don't really get that blackpill until after we've already reached adulthood, squandering the chance our open growth plates gave us. And that sucks, but there's still some options for adults to better their appearance.
This "men's beatification clinic" would be built for that in mind. Think, a one-stop-shop for:
leg-lengthening (for shortcels),
HGH and Testosterone therapy (for framecels),
hair transplant (for baldcels),
conversation and sex practice with hookers (for shycels and autisicels),
fat removal (for fatcels --though I think you can solve that yourself if you're not completely stupid),
and plastic surgery (for chin and jawcels)
We'd set it up in country with lax laws or lax law enforcement (you know, for the escorts and steroids). Maybe someplace in Latin America, but a nice part of Latin America where cartels wouldn't try and kill us.
What do you guys think? Saving up a long time, then taking a 6 month vacation from your shitty jobs to maybe change your life forever. Hanging out with the boys, working out, and banging hookers the whole time.
This "men's beatification clinic" would be built for that in mind. Think, a one-stop-shop for:
leg-lengthening (for shortcels),
HGH and Testosterone therapy (for framecels),
hair transplant (for baldcels),
conversation and sex practice with hookers (for shycels and autisicels),
fat removal (for fatcels --though I think you can solve that yourself if you're not completely stupid),
and plastic surgery (for chin and jawcels)
We'd set it up in country with lax laws or lax law enforcement (you know, for the escorts and steroids). Maybe someplace in Latin America, but a nice part of Latin America where cartels wouldn't try and kill us.
What do you guys think? Saving up a long time, then taking a 6 month vacation from your shitty jobs to maybe change your life forever. Hanging out with the boys, working out, and banging hookers the whole time.
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