Would foids fuck chad's dead body if his penis was erect?

[ihatelife2]

Genuine question, would foids fuck chad's dead body if his penis was erect or would they rather not?

 

[SewerGoat]

I am going to fuck up my interview tomorrow. I can't stop drinking

 

[ihatelife2]

I am going to fuck up my interview tomorrow. I can't stop drinking

Take a break from drinking until your interview ends

 

[SewerGoat]

Take a break from drinking until your interview ends

Alright, your word is the truth and i shall obey to the truth

 

[couchcel]

foids literally hump a dead journalist's statue, "Victor Noir", so what's stopping them from humping a dead body, fucking it even?

 

[AdExpress]

even if it was soft she'd find a way. infact even if he didn't have one she'd just use somethine else like his finger

 

[ihatelife2]

even if it was soft she'd find a way. infact even if he didn't have one she'd just use somethine else like his finger

Nightmare fuel

 

[Usopp-sama]

Genuine question, would foids fuck chad's dead body if his penis was erect or would they rather not?

Idk if they would do that, but they would rather do that than fucking with me of course.

 

[ihatelife2]

Idk if they would do that, but they would rather do that than fucking with me of course.

They would rather kill someone than fuck an inkwell

 

[Onyx]

Yes, she would.

 

[razielkillerofgods]

Nothing is gonna stop them

 

[cathuluelitist]

Yes.

 

[SewerGoat]

I am going to go there as myself. I don't give a fuck

 

[Initium]

Alright, your word is the truth and i shall obey to the truth

You should start drinking again about an hour before your interview starts for best results

 

[SewerGoat]

You should start drinking again about an hour before your interview starts for best results

Yes sir

 

[ordinaryotaku]

Yep, I think so.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Posthumous sperm retrieval - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[BricABrac]

When Osiris by Set was slain, Iris that solid lover
Took the member of him and cast it in gold, taking it she
inserted into her, and Horus bore.

WOMEN WILL STEAL EVEN THEIR OWN SON'S SPERM IF HE'S SEXY ENOUGH

 

[fbfcel]

it actually happened at one point

https://archive.vn/z16MT

 

[ihatelife2]

it actually happened at one point

https://archive.vn/z16MT

This is terrifying. How did he cum when dead though?

 

[fbfcel]

This is terrifying. How did he cum when dead though?

i read in science somewhere it explains that bodily functions or fluids could still be active even after pronounced clinically dead

 

[ihatelife2]

i read in science somewhere it explains that bodily functions or fluids could still be active even after pronounced clinically dead

The child probably is traumatized by his origin story

 

[fbfcel]

The child probably is traumatized by his origin story

brutally traumatized

 

[shitciety]

Nightmare fuel

 

[DeformedDysgenicCel]

He's still chad with a erect penis even after death. So in this case chad can never become unfuckable. Chad never loses.

 

[ihatelife2]

He's still chad with a erect penis even after death. So in this case chad can never become unfuckable. Chad never loses.

If foids could mummify him to preserve his body and penis they would

 

[DeformedDysgenicCel]

If foids could mummify him to preserve his body and penis they would

 

[fbfcel]

If foids could mummify him to preserve his body and penis they would

egyptians actually did this back then, prominent figures and royals had access to the best embalming procedures

 

[ihatelife2]

egyptians actually did this back then, prominent figures and royals had access to the best embalming procedures

Now we know what the grave robbers were doing there

 

[fbfcel]

Now we know what the grave robbers were doing there

not for the best preserved dick but the privileged was buried with their valuable belongings

 

[Erenincel]

Yes.

 

[ihatelife2]

not for the best preserved dick but the privileged was buried with their valuable belongings

Oh lol