My Mom bought a new chew toy for my dog. He's been carrying it around like it's his girlfriend or something and gets really pissed when someone picks it up. Anyways, he spent like 5 trying to hump it and so I went over to take it from him and his fucking dick was erect and no joke touching the ground while he was standing up. He's a small dog too, about the size of a beagle. Like what the fuck. Why the fuck does a tiny dog that weighs 30 pounds have a dick as big as mine? It must've been 5 or 6 inches minimum. Shit's not fucking fair. My Mom was laughing her ass off when she saw this while I was just defeated. I don't want to pet him or walk him anymore as petty as it sounds.
