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Brutal Vikings Used to Have "Sekaargmarkerects"

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Translates into "sex machines". They would have captured Celtic or Slavic women that would just chill around their house and do chores, when the Viking wanted sex, they'd yell "LETS FUCCCCCCK" and she'd have to come fuck him on the spot or blow his dick right then and there. He didn't give a fuck if his wife was right there, she had to put up with it. Back then it wasn't even seen as that big of a deal because this whole cheating standard that exists today was viewed differently then. Cheating on your wife with another free woman in a romantic fashion was seen as cheating, but banging a slave was seen as jerking off. These viking men would PORK their fuckmachines like crazy.
 
Translates into "sex machines". They would have captured Celtic or Slavic women that would just chill around their house and do chores, when the Viking wanted sex, they'd yell "LETS FUCCCCCCK" and she'd have to come fuck him on the spot or blow his dick right then and there. He didn't give a fuck if his wife was right there, she had to put up with it. Back then it wasn't even seen as that big of a deal because this whole cheating standard that exists today was viewed differently then. Cheating on your wife with another free woman in a romantic fashion was seen as cheating, but banging a slave was seen as jerking off. These viking men would PORK their fuckmachines like crazy.
Having multiple foid sex partners wasn't cheating in patriarchal system
 
Not just Vikings. Male owners fucking female slaves was seen as completely natural in just about every society with slavery. If I remember right from one ebook pdf I found online, according to one slavery expert, out of the 200 or so historical societies he studied, only in one was it seen as taboo for a man to fuck his female slave(s), and that was some obscure indigenous culture from southern Siberia.

Women fucking their male slaves was, at least officially, usually seen with disdain and commonly punished by law, but realistically, it was probably just somewhat less common than the alternative, we are just nice and don't press the issue so feminists can believe their women-are-better bullshit. As with so many other issues:feelshmm::feelsthink::feelsjuice:.
 
this is how society should be today. giving foids bodily autonomy was a huge mistake.

foids are obligated to fuck their owners/husbands. marital rape is a myth
 
Muh hecking based Vikings and shieeet :soy:. Nordics haven't gotten any more civilised over time. Niggers spiritually, all of them.
 
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this is how society should be today. giving foids bodily autonomy was a huge mistake.

foids are obligated to fuck their owners/husbands. marital rape is a myth
 
Is it true @Tšuudi ?
 
Translates into "sex machines". They would have captured Celtic or Slavic women that would just chill around their house and do chores, when the Viking wanted sex, they'd yell "LETS FUCCCCCCK" and she'd have to come fuck him on the spot or blow his dick right then and there. He didn't give a fuck if his wife was right there, she had to put up with it. Back then it wasn't even seen as that big of a deal because this whole cheating standard that exists today was viewed differently then. Cheating on your wife with another free woman in a romantic fashion was seen as cheating, but banging a slave was seen as jerking off. These viking men would PORK their fuckmachines like crazy.
And today if you say hello to a woman as a sub7 you are given 100 lectures about toxic masculinity and there are 200 movies out now about how a man had a feeling and therefore he's a toxic rapist who deserves to die
 
Muh hecking based Vikings and shieeet :soy:. Nordics haven't gotten any more civilised over time. Niggers spiritually, all of them.
Niggas here think that they would have been the ones with the sex slaves in the past. No, you would have been a slave yourself on top of being an incel. Only Chads had sex slaves, or any wives or partners for that matter. The time when nearly every man could have wife were all very brief and transitory moments in history. Even in Sweden there were "statare" up until 1945 (serfdom).
 
Niggas here think that they would have been the ones with the sex slaves in the past. No, you would have been a slave yourself on top of being an incel.
This is objectively horseshit, we would be the elites of that society.
Only Chads had sex slaves, or any wives or partners for that matter. The time when nearly every man could have wife were all very brief and transitory moments in history. Even in Sweden there were "statare" up until 1945 (serfdom).
Except back then it wasn't determined by jawlines it was my lineage. We would be the ruling class.
 
This is objectively horseshit, we would be the elites of that society.

Except back then it wasn't determined by jawlines it was my lineage. We would be the ruling class.
Nicolas Cage Laughing GIF

You must be a hell of an ogre stats-wise to be claiming something like that. The majority of truecels would be in very bad standing in society at best, and slaves themselves or dead at worst.
 
Nicolas Cage Laughing GIF

You must be a hell of an ogre stats-wise to be claiming something like that. The majority of truecels would be in very bad standing in society at best, and slaves themselves or dead at worst.
If you were born to a Chieftan you'd have status anyway LMAO
 
Not just Vikings. Male owners fucking female slaves was seen as completely natural in just about every society with slavery. If I remember right from one ebook pdf I found online, according to one slavery expert, out of the 200 or so historical societies he studied, only in one was it seen as taboo for a man to fuck his female slave(s), and that was some obscure indigenous culture from southern Siberia.

Women fucking their male slaves was, at least officially, usually seen with disdain and commonly punished by law, but realistically, it was probably just somewhat less common than the alternative, we are just nice and don't press the issue so feminists can believe their women-are-better bullshit. As with so many other issues:feelshmm::feelsthink::feelsjuice:.
The catch is you would need some of the male population to be non factors in ths sexual market for there to be a surplus of women for these guys. Aka us right now while others have 100+ replies on Hinge
 
Translates into "sex machines". They would have captured Celtic or Slavic women that would just chill around their house and do chores, when the Viking wanted sex, they'd yell "LETS FUCCCCCCK" and she'd have to come fuck him on the spot or blow his dick right then and there. He didn't give a fuck if his wife was right there, she had to put up with it. Back then it wasn't even seen as that big of a deal because this whole cheating standard that exists today was viewed differently then. Cheating on your wife with another free woman in a romantic fashion was seen as cheating, but banging a slave was seen as jerking off. These viking men would PORK their fuckmachines like crazy.
That's called a concubine, Vikings just had a more savage approach to the concept or so it seems
 

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