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Experiment Will you press the red or blue button?

Will you press the red or blue button?

  • Red button: You receive $1,000,000

    Votes: 33 63.5%
  • Blue button: Your oneitis falls in love with you

    Votes: 19 36.5%

  • Total voters
    52
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Aspergcel

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Red button: You receive $1,000,000. You can choose to receive the money in cash or have it inserted into your bank account.

Blue button: Your oneitis will fall in love with you. You get to do whatever you want with her. This includes marriage and having kids.
 
get out of here 7th graders
 
I need money.
 
Red, women are cunts, fuck hookers
 
Love doesn't exist. She is only with you for your looks, money, and/or status. Although a true blackpiller would know that money and status are just betabuxxing, so looks are all that matters in the end. The moment a guy who LMS mogs you comes along, she will leave you without a doubt. This should be a water is wet kinda thing yet here we go again.

The only correct option is to press the red button and use that money to improve your quality of life. Cope, travel, escortcel, invest, escape the matrix. Absolutely no betabuxxing!

Anyone who picked blue button is ironically still bluepilled while supposedly being a member of a blackpill forum :blackpill:
 
Blue without hesitation. Actually I have no oneitis but still blue.
 
Love doesn't exist. She is only with you for your looks, money, and/or status.
I don't care. If the blue button guarantees she'll stay with me than I'll happily make do with it.
 
Money ofc. Love is an illusion and a social construct. Besides I don’t have an oneitis anymore, kek
 
My oneitis has probably been dicked down by miles of cock by now.

I'll take the $1M, in gold.
 
red, what an obvious choice
 
1 million $ isn't mean what it used to be. Try 10 mil $ and I might change my mind:feelsjuice:
 
Give me the money and then I can just pay hookers
 
blue if it guarantees that the blackpill doesn't apply to her and that shes spellbound to me only
 
Red, $$$ before hoes bitches cha Ching!!
 
I don't have an oneitis, so one million easy choice.
 
Red because I want money im broke as fuck right now
 
Red because toilets don’t find me attractive and would break up the next moment they could if they were forced to get with me




it’s over
 
Red. Then use that money to buy women including theoneitis.
 
I don't have a oneitis. Red. Can always use the money to looksmaxx anyway
 
Red button: You receive $1,000,000. You can choose to receive the money in cash or have it inserted into your bank account.

Blue button: Your oneitis will fall in love with you. You get to do whatever you want with her. This includes marriage and having kids.
with a mil i could get any whore to be my personal prostitute
 
money im broke

Looks isnt too much of problem for me
 
Blue button is literally cucked bluepill, anyone who chooses it should fuck off
 
Nothing beats having healthy offspring with a foid of your choice. Blue would fullfill your one and only mission in life, procreation. Red button on the other hand will not (unless you wanna fuck some dirty used up thai hooker that hates you and aborts your child eventually).
 
Blue. Ignorance is bliss. :feelsjuice:
 
Nothing beats having healthy offspring with a foid of your choice. Blue would fullfill your one and only mission in life, procreation. Red button on the other hand will not (unless you wanna fuck some dirty used up thai hooker that hates you and aborts your child eventually).
 

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