Will you ever jaywalk?

[four1298]

I will never jaywalk.

Jaywalking isn't legal so I won't jaywalk. That's the main reason I won't jaywalk. I can't do the time so I won't do the crime.
I'm weak compared to most traffic police to get and stay on top of an unauthorized road crossing so I won't jaywalk.
I don't know how to jaywalk without getting caught (there's too many cameras and bystanders), so I won't jaywalk.
I don't want to get arrested and go to prison, where I'd get the shit beaten out of me by white knights, so I won't jaywalk (Spending years in prison would be worth it if I bring a road crossing to the world though except roadblocks and traffic tickets are legal. The pedestrian's lifelong happiness outweighs in time my years-long unhappiness in prison.) (I could also just kms and die happily as a virgin after jaywalking to avoid getting beat up but I don't know where to get suicide drugs from).
Roadblocks and traffic tickets are legal, and that will probably remain so for the rest of my life, so I won't jaywalk. It's unlikely jaywalking would result in a new road crossing. (I only want to jaywalk because I want to make a new road crossing)

 

[Wrath]

 

[Krobus]

Hey officer

 

[justuseless]

If ww3 breaks out and they force you into war who knows what sneaky sneaky things you'll do

 

[fullofchagrin]

I will never rape.

Rape isn't legal so I won't rape. That's the main reason I won't rape. I can't do the time so I won't do the crime.
I'm weak compared to most foids to get and stay on top of a foid so I won't rape.
I don't know how to rape without getting caught (there's too many cameras and bystanders), so I won't rape.
I don't want to get arrested and go to prison, where I'd get the shit beaten out of me by white knights, so I won't rape (Spending years in prison would be worth it if I bring a new life to the world though except abortion and birth control are legal. The child's lifelong happiness outweighs in time my years-long unhappiness in prison.) (I could also just kms and die happily as a non-virgin after raping to avoid getting beat up but I don't know where to get suicide drugs from).
Abortion and birth control are legal, and that will probably remain so for the rest of my life, so I won't rape. It's unlikely a child would result in a birth.(I only want to rape because I want to make a child)

i have raped many women to death in gta 5. (i have raped no women to death in real life).

 

[Scatius Deletus]

In GTA 3

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0VxJ1VSij8

 

[coping_manlet]

I wish

 

[glutty]

No.

 

[PersonalityChad]

 

[Caesercel]

 

[Keulut]

No

 

[PLA1092]

Fuck no.

 

[Sir Waco]

I cross the highway whenever there's no cars passing by

 

[based_meme]

If you've never jaywalked in your life, you're clearly some kind of faggot, because you must have lived your entire life with a stick up your ass. Same goes for not crossing a red light or stop sign in the middle of the night when nobody else is around and you're waiting around like a good little cuck.

 

[psyop]

Goy final boss

 

[Allah (Real)]

yes, jaywalking is a fake crime created by car companies

 

[Tenna]

I jaywalk in a town full of drunk Mexicans, proof god exists.

 

[nowiff]

I am a good citizen

 

[Butane]

I jaywalk in a town full of drunk Mexicans, proof god exists.

Heh, good ol' Tenna laughtrack

 

[Lonelyus]

I walk across road like i want, Cars are forced to stop.

 

[stalkerKiller]

Yes and I have the fines and advertisements to prove it (not in Germany though)

 

[Lazyandtalentless]

No jaywalking for ur face

 

[Drekavac]

View attachment 1424647

 

[UnchargedSamsung]

I’ve jaywalked in downtown Seattle officER please understand there was a homeless person trying to stab me!

 

[Grodd]

No jaywalking for ur face

 

[Grodd]

I will never jaywalk.

Jaywalking isn't legal so I won't jaywalk. That's the main reason I won't jaywalk. I can't do the time so I won't do the crime.
I'm weak compared to most traffic police to get and stay on top of an unauthorized road crossing so I won't jaywalk.
I don't know how to jaywalk without getting caught (there's too many cameras and bystanders), so I won't jaywalk.
I don't want to get arrested and go to prison, where I'd get the shit beaten out of me by white knights, so I won't jaywalk (Spending years in prison would be worth it if I bring a road crossing to the world though except roadblocks and traffic tickets are legal. The pedestrian's lifelong happiness outweighs in time my years-long unhappiness in prison.) (I could also just kms and die happily as a virgin after jaywalking to avoid getting beat up but I don't know where to get suicide drugs from).
Roadblocks and traffic tickets are legal, and that will probably remain so for the rest of my life, so I won't jaywalk. It's unlikely jaywalking would result in a new road crossing. (I only want to jaywalk because I want to make a new road crossing)

 

[glutty]

 

[Paladin]

Goy final boss

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

No, I am too high inhib

 

[UglyVirgin]

Goy final boss