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Read in David Attenborough voice:
Right here we can observe the most fascinating sight known to man. It's 10:24 AM in thursday morning and someone has went shopping. Since every other mammal is at their job, we can safely say these life forms are none other than Wild Shaniqua. Besides obvious skin color differences, they can also be identified by their loud incoherent noises, that can be heard from miles away.
Despite being unemployed, not having any financial capital and having more sexual partners than braincells, this animal has adapted unique strategy to gather food. First part of their plan is stealing and soon enough as it's noticed by their natural predator security guard, Shaniqua begins to accuse all the nearby Wallmart employees of racism. At that point fierce battle of attrition begins where at one side we have Wild Shaniqua trying to secure chicken and whiskey and team of manager and security guard on the other side resisting their urge to kick primate in the head, speaking calmly and reasonably trying to retrieve stolen belongings and escorting sheboon out of the store, unfortunately all of these methods only seem to anger Wild Shaniqua and activate it's final defense mechanism which is elevating their voice to the levels of elephant, scratching everyone with their 2inch nails and activating it's chimpout hormones to make sure by the time they're dragged out of the store, it's unrecognisable and resembles their natural habitat of jungle
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