Serious Why you MUST eat Raisin Bran

[UBERCEL]

Hello and welcome.

Today I shall present to you why you MUST eat Raisin Bran.

1. Most of the customers are MALE.

2. Most of the customers are wise oldcels who are mostly blackpilled due to experience with the ancient and modern thottery.

3. The largest consumer race-wise are blackcels who are known for their ancient knowledge and wiseness about thottery and blackpills.

4. Incels dominate the market (probably).

5. Triple digit income rotters dominate the demographic.

Notice how they are bought during weekends and during real nigga hours.

6. And finally, top 99% percentile IQ people buy the product.

https://infoscout.co/brand/raisin_bran/ @UltraFayJr.

Thanks for reading.

JOIN US.

 

[Weed]

What the fuck is Raisin braH? Tl:dr?

 

[UBERCEL]

What the fuck is Raisin braH? Tl:dr?

The ultimate incel food.

 

[acnescarcel]

fuck u fags and ur nasty cereal

 

[UBERCEL]

fuck u fags

Keep up the ad hominems boyo, I proved how high IQ we are for eating it.

 

[UltraFayJr.]

Yes, yes, yes! I will make so much money!.......I mean for charity of course!

 

[Weed]

The ultimate incel food.

Hahahaha, fuark gonna become high i2 ngl tbhtbj cant wait boyo

 

[UBERCEL]

Yes, yes, yes! I will make so much money!.......I mean for charity of course!

Forget money, we must only eat Raisin Bran for the sole purpose of Raisin Bran.

Hahahaha, fuark gonna become high i2 ngl tbhtbj cant wait boyo

 

[UltraFayJr.]

Forget money, we must only eat Raisin Bran for the sole purpose of Raisin Bran.

Yes, that too indoctrinated one!

 

[UBERCEL]

Yes, that too Enlightened one!

 

[acnescarcel]

Keep up the ad hominems boyo, I proved how high IQ we are for eating it.

 

[Anger]

Real niggas eat kornflakes

 

[UBERCEL]

Spoiler: Probably sfw but just to be sure.

 

[Luxity]

Where the fuck did you even find these stats

 

[UBERCEL]

Real niggas eat Raisin Bran.

Where the fuck did you even find these stats

 

[Life Wasted]

Raisin Bran is real nigga shit.

 

[UltraFayJr.]

Raisin Bran is real nigga shit.

Yes, but remember to say that to every person you meet, also tell them that there's a 25% coupon for a another new box of Raisin Bran in one lucky box.

 

[UBERCEL]

Raisin Bran is real nigga shit.

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Yes, but remember to say that to every person you meet, also tell them that there's a 25% coupon for a another new box of Raisin Bran in one lucky box.

I would put all my money for raisin bran.
I WOULD PAY 25% EXTRA.

 

[UltraFayJr.]

fuck u fags and ur nasty cereal

If you try it, you might like it!

 

[YungCell]

Raisin Bran is real nigga shit.

For real, fakecel broke niggas out here eating cinnamon toast crunch.

 

[UBERCEL]

For real, fakecel broke niggas out here eating cinnamon toast crunch.

volcel if you eat carbs

IM TRIPPING AGAIN

 

[Modus Coperandi]

tfw you're eurocel and you can't buy it anywhere
ITS
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[UBERCEL]

ITS
O V E R
V
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thb

 

[UltraFayJr.]

tfw you're eurocel and you can't buy it anywhere
ITS
O V E R
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There's Sultana Bran, it's made by the same company Kellogg's. It's the exact same thing, just different names in different regions.

NOW EAT YOUR RAISIN BRAN!

 

[Dekim]

I'd stick to oat bran tbh.

 

[Redpill Robert]

I love raisin Bran though I normally buy the knockoff brand.

 

[UltraFayJr.]

I love raisin Bran though I normally buy the knockoff brand.

All Raisin Brans are original to me. Whether they're sweat-shop made, or Kellogg's, I love them all the same.

 

[Zesto]

Hello and welcome.

Today I shall present to you why you MUST eat Raisin Bran.

1. Most of the customers are MALE.
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2. Most of the customers are wise oldcels who are mostly blackpilled due to experience with the ancient and modern thottery.
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3. The largest consumer race-wise are blackcels who are known for their ancient knowledge and wiseness about thottery and blackpills.
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4. Incels dominate the market (probably).
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5. Triple digit income rotters dominate the demographic.
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Notice how they are bought during weekends and during real nigga hours.

6. And finally, top 99% percentile IQ people buy the product.
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https://infoscout.co/brand/raisin_bran/ @UltraFayJr.

Thanks for reading.

JOIN US.

 

[UBERCEL]

I'd stick to oat bran tbh.

RAISIN OR DEATH.

I love raisin Bran though I normally buy the knockoff brand.

All Raisin Brans are original to me. Whether they're sweat-shop made, or Kellogg's, I love them all the same.

thb.

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ngl that waifu is cute af.

 

[Life Wasted]

there's a 25% coupon for a another new box of Raisin Bran in one lucky box.

 

[UBERCEL]

 

[Deleted member 1060]

I like raisin bran, but it makes my shit kinda hard, which is a problem if I need to street-shit really quick.

 

[UBERCEL]

I like raisin bran, but it makes my shit kinda hard, which is a problem if I need to street-shit really quick.

No problem, just drink a shot of coconut oil and watch the RAISIN SPRAY.

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

Next:
-why you should wear dentures
-why you should get a prostate biopsy

 

[Deleted member 12256]

Well i like chocolate cereals or cheerios instead.

 

[Newbie17]

jfl @ fruits in cereals

Well i like chocolate cereals or cheerios instead.

Agreed

 

[UltraFayJr.]

Well i like chocolate cereals or cheerios instead.

No, you MUST eat Raisin Bran, just like the title says!

 

[Deleted member 12256]

No, you MUST eat Raisin Bran, just like the title says!

i prefer these with the monkey !!!

 

[Modus Coperandi]

i prefer these with the monkey !!!

 

[Ritalincel]

I prefer cookie crisp tbh ngl

tbh ngl

 

[Deleted member 265]

Real niggas eat kornflakes

I prefer cookie crisp tbh ngl

 

[UBERCEL]

yeah i live on an isolated island in the middle of nowhere, they dont sell that shit here

You gotta do what you gotta do to get the serum of life.

 

[iKillCucks]

I prefer cookie crisp tbh ngl

"ALL OTHER CEREALS ARE TOXIC SWEETIE"

 

[UBERCEL]

Next:
-why you should wear dentures
-why you should get a prostate biopsy

It even looks like an incel meal.

Rations for the incel uprising.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Ultra Fay is the worst user here and you're now a close 2nd tbh

 

[UBERCEL]

Well i like chocolate cereals or cheerios instead.

jfl @ fruits in cereals

Agreed

Blasphemy.

No, you MUST eat Raisin Bran, just like the title says!

tbh

i prefer these with the monkey !!!

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Reconsider the statistics.

I prefer cookie crisp tbh ngl

 

[solcel]

High IQ Effort Thread

 

[averageblokecel]

I kek'd really hard at this thread and its replies

 

[UBERCEL]

High IQ Effort Thread

I kek'd really hard at this thread and its replies

It's my pleasure sirs.

 

[UltraFayJr.]

I'm racking up the big bucks boy'o! Thanks for the promotion!