
Mortis
The Senator of Suffering & Minister of Misery
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I always wanted to own a Man O' War. Seeing ships like that in movies like the pirate's of the caribbean, always made me feel some type of way.
Imagine cruising across the 7 seas with my fellow brocel crewmates. Abducting normies and making them walk the plank.
Plunder
Rum
And tons of women to [redacted]
Pirate's are just water incels.
Imagine setting your heading to a busy beach in miami. Hearing the coast guard scream:
STARBOARD, MAN O' WAR
CANNONS ARE INCELLIAN
And then opening fire, letting hell rain down on normies on the beaches, making DDay look like a little kid's birthday party.
Yup, It's a pirate's life for me lads
