Why is it so hard to formulate a comeback?

[Pikacel]

The first response is either some weak comeback, reflexively going on the defensive or self depreciation. Then after a length of time ranging from several hours to a couple of days a neat comeback finally comes through. It’s a common phenomenon I know but it’s so annoying.

 

[Truckzo]

shut yo goofy as up nigga you got that goodwill fit on with yo rusty dusty musty ass nigga i bet yo mom tried to fit a nintendo switch up her pussy for Christmas at wallmart with yo broke ass

 

[racoon4]

not for me, I am a natural shit talker

 

[proudweeb]

Idk for me I'm autismtic so I can't think of words fast when people talk to me

 

[Deleted member 40252]

shut yo goofy as up nigga you got that goodwill fit on with yo rusty dusty musty ass nigga i bet yo mom tried to fit a nintendo switch up her pussy for Christmas at wallmart with yo broke ass

 

[Fxdzcki]

Sometimes situations create a cloud of stress at first that looking back when all the clouds are clear, you're able to recollect everything and look at it from a more nuanced and referenced perspective.

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

not for me, I am a natural shit talker

Kek, do you also with pronunciation and stuttering?

 

[racoon4]

Kek, do you also with pronunciation and stuttering?

I do have a fairly hard time with talking

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

I do have a fairly hard time with talking

Even me too, is it perhaps for the lack of communication?
Like we have no irl friends, and as for me, I am slowly forgetting my native language(english) which sucks since people say I have dementia of some sort.

 

[bigantennaemay1]

Because it's a social skill, nad about 60% of us are socially retarded.

 

[Dregster]

The first response is either some weak comeback, reflexively going on the defensive or self depreciation. Then after a length of time ranging from several hours to a couple of days a neat comeback finally comes through. It’s a common phenomenon I know but it’s so annoying.

It needs to be rehearsed or a topic that you're subconsciously waiting for.

 

[ControlledInsanity]

Being clever in the heat of the moment is a talent. I'm not sure it can be learned. Better to just play off somebody's rage and don't let yourself get worked up. Act uncaring and jovial *no matter what*.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

Your mind is subsconsciously gauging your opponent and defending itself from any sort of opening.

 

[erenyeager]

shut yo goofy as up nigga you got that goodwill fit on with yo rusty dusty musty ass nigga i bet yo mom tried to fit a nintendo switch up her pussy for Christmas at wallmart with yo broke ass

Nigger language

 

[erenyeager]

not for me, I am a natural shit talker

But you still got no pussy. Never began for you

 

[erenyeager]

Even me too, is it perhaps for the lack of communication?
Like we have no irl friends, and as for me, I am slowly forgetting my native language(english) which sucks since people say I have dementia of some sort.

Nah I have it too same as @racoon4

 

[TollieRobertis419]

I have this problem too and this is the main cause of my suffering right now. If only had I been able to at least verbally defend myself against those bullies in school, I would've had the peace of mind to keep going on my studies to moneymaxx.

 

[LesscoBlob]

not for me, I am a natural shit talker

 

[Diocel]

Idk for me I'm autismtic so I can't think of words fast when people talk to me

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

Nah I have it too same as @racoon4

Thank you for being this supportive, last night I had a fake small glimpse of faith chatting with a white femsect, but I realized she was only toying with me.

 

[nystagmuscel]

Idk for me I'm autismtic so I can't think of words fast when people talk to me