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Serious why is it so damn nerve-racking to call an escort?

MaxZM98

MaxZM98

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I have already seen 2 escorts but they were both old and ugly (not what the online picture has shown). I have decided that i want to see another escort and make sure that if she doesnt look like the picture, i will go home without paying for sex. I want to call an escort today after everyone is asleep. But i feel so damn nervous.
 
just get drunk
 
Use whatsapp and ask her current new pictures.
 
You need to shell out $400+ if you want to fuck a babe of an escort.

At $200 and less, you aren't going to get someone pleasant to look at.
 
how is sex like OP?
 
You need to shell out $400+ if you want to fuck a babe of an escort.

At $200 and less, you aren't going to get someone pleasant to look at.
i cant afford that. most ads are 60 pounds for half an hour. that is still alot of money for just half an hour.
how is sex like OP?
it was lame because the women were unattractive. it's like enhanced masturbation but i dont have a sexy picture to look at.
 
Just ask them for fresh selfies. Tell them you've been burned before. If they want your money, they'll oblige.

Although I doubt any woman worth anything will be willing to fuck a non-Chad for 60 quid.
 
i cant afford that. most ads are 60 pounds for half an hour. that is still alot of money for just half an hour.

it was lame because the women were unattractive. it's like enhanced masturbation but i dont have a sexy picture to look at.
If i heard correctly you said pounds meaning you are from UK, don't you guys have something like a red ligh dictrict with cheap prositutes there ? No reason to spent so much on an ugly escort.
 
Just save your money and go to Asia, these western "escorts" are gross.
 
I've paid 150 euros/40 minutes with russian porn star (in Paris).
With that money I could fuck a lot 18 yrs old where I live
It takes time to learn how to escortcell where you live
 
Gigajfl at escortcels tbh The cope is strong With you and I wish you happiness at The end of The day
 
it was lame because the women were unattractive. it's like enhanced masturbation but i dont have a sexy picture to look at.

I knew it!!! Some dudes, like myself, just can't escortcel. It does nothing for us. I'm glad that some people can appreciate it, but this is as good as it gets for us.
 
are you american? i was thinking of trying an escort but not if the pics are fake lol
 
I always had to take a big dump right before seeing a hooker..then i felt better
 
Just go and smash em who gives a shit as long u as get off? its the only way i can atm i dont give a shit anymore ill fuck all of them
 
I have decided that i want to see another escort and make sure that if she doesnt look like the picture, i will go home without paying for sex.
yeah, I never did it, but experienced punters actually leave if what they get is not what they saw online
 
yeah, I never did it, but experienced punters actually leave if what they get is not what they saw online
yh. im a bit worried. i'll go in the flat, see their face and have to be like "sorry i have to go" . that would be awkward
 
yh. im a bit worried. i'll go in the flat, see their face and have to be like "sorry i have to go" . that would be awkward
that's the reason I never left, but after all if those escorts use fake/old pics they should be used to it
 
looked like a completely different person
It happens quite often unfortunately.

Seen a lightskinned black woman who used the lighting to make her look white. Had blonde hair.

When I showed up I called her out and asked for the white girl, pulls up pics from her phone and I told her no deal.

Another black girl was posing as a really cute mexican, sent me text pics and I asked her where the chick from the ad was at. Told me she didn't exist and asked me if i still wanted to see her. Lol denied.

I never bothered actually meeting up with the pricier ones because they're demands are simply too high for a single hour at $300, while making sure to ask for "upscale gentlemen". I figured they had to be the real deal, since most of their locations were in the northside of town.

Where they host is also key and it tells you what kind of standards they uphold themselves to.
 
I can't even find an escort in americucked.
This shitty nation wants me to go ER before I even live any of my dreams.
 
yh. im a bit worried. i'll go in the flat, see their face and have to be like "sorry i have to go" . that would be awkward
They know what they did, never seen one get upset when I tell them I'm no longer interested. They're lynchpinned and hoping the guy is too thirsty to give a fuck.
I can't even find an escort in americucked.
This shitty nation wants me to go ER before I even live any of my dreams.


Try an asian massage parlor. Have a bluepilled friend who always get handjobs and have even tried riding him to get more money out of him.
that's the reason I never left, but after all if those escorts use fake/old pics they should be used to it
Honestly, if you got a couple of Gs to squander, you can buy a regular foid off the street too.
 
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no way i'd waste more than 100$ on a hooker (if that)

id want to go balls deep meat slapping balls swinging fluids flying everywhere and I don't think condoms protect against that
 
sort your standards out lower them and pick up the phone and grab your balls if you have any and just go and fuck a bitch, last one cost me 20 quid i dont give a fuck about face or colour of skin, all i care about is pussy and practicing safe sex. This is what i did and i felt a bit better for the time being.
 
Just go to east Asia where your whiteness makes you a Chad.
 
Escorts are not the solution. People thinks they are women of pleasure. In fact they are women of pain.
 

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