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Serious Why Incels Should Play The Lottery

Samurai

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Many people here discredited the idea of trying to win the lottery due to the fact there's an extremely low chance of winning, but here's the thing, there is still A CHANCE

In the workforce, we are not welcomed, we get rejected based on looks alone, height being a make or break in the majority of situations, and even if we do acquire a job, both men and women criticise us more than the good looking people if we make a single mistake. Good looking people get promotions and pay rises far sooner than unattractive people. So what is the point...?

Take a chance, and begin lotterymaxxing

If you win, buy properties and rent them out so you have passive income. Being a landlord is one of the easiest jobs in the world, so for 99% of the time, you'll be able to do absolutely nothing while bringing in several thousands of dollars a month, if not more. You could even raise the rent for single mothers and sex havers if you wish to.

Imagine this: living in Asia in a luxury house with a pool, finding a nice loving girl who is genuinely attracted to you via using JBW while she gives you a beautiful smile and opens the champagne bottle for you while you smoke a cigar and laugh at the local single mothers facebook post about how depressed she is that her rent went up.
 
Many people here discredited the idea of trying to win the lottery due to the fact there's an extremely low chance of winning, but here's the thing, there is still A CHANCE
Sorry brocel… but you lost me at “there is still a chance”
 
Sorry brocel… but you lost me at “there is still a chance”
There is a chance that you die in a car accident tomorrow but it doesn't mean you give up on life
 
My nigga, you sound like those brain-rot tiktoks of AI Steve Harvey trying to convince me to gamble or continue gambling. There is no fucking chance I can win the lottery nigga.

Sorry brocel… but you lost me at “there is still a chance”
REAL^
 
There is a chance that you die in a car accident tomorrow but it doesn't mean you give up on life
God damn I wish that chance is significantly better than the lottery :feelsrope:
 
There is a chance that you die in a car accident tomorrow but it doesn't mean you give up on life
Fucking hopefully! I want it to be quick too since I tried ropemaxxing and it has not helped my fatass.
 
why would i VOLUNTARILY give my money to the jews?
 
Many people here discredited the idea of trying to win the lottery due to the fact there's an extremely low chance of winning, but here's the thing, there is still A CHANCE

In the workforce, we are not welcomed, we get rejected based on looks alone, height being a make or break in the majority of situations, and even if we do acquire a job, both men and women criticise us more than the good looking people if we make a single mistake. Good looking people get promotions and pay rises far sooner than unattractive people. So what is the point...?

Take a chance, and begin lotterymaxxing

If you win, buy properties and rent them out so you have passive income. Being a landlord is one of the easiest jobs in the world, so for 99% of the time, you'll be able to do absolutely nothing while bringing in several thousands of dollars a month, if not more. You could even raise the rent for single mothers and sex havers if you wish to.

Imagine this: living in Asia in a luxury house with a pool, finding a nice loving girl who is genuinely attracted to you via using JBW while she gives you a beautiful smile and opens the champagne bottle for you while you smoke a cigar and laugh at the local single mothers facebook post about how depressed she is that her rent went up.
elliot rodger copycat
 
there’s no lottery for your face and height.
 
Ok but even if I win a lot of money won't improve my life that much, I would still probably be an incel even if I was rich.
And there are better ways to moneymaxx than gambling. You could wageslave for a few years taking all the hours you can and invest in crypto or the stockmarket, which is still gambling to an extent but it's a lot safer especially if you know what you are doing. (this is what I'm doing by the way, if I lose everything I don't care since I never had a chance anyway, either I ascend this way or I get to live the comfy neetlife for however long I wish until I decide to rope)
 
why would i VOLUNTARILY give my money to the jews?
it's also cucked since the winner gets your money you put into it
by that logic insurance is cucked aswell
 
I don't plan on spending thousands per month
dude the chances of you winning are one in a million. Just accept its over man and enjoy life.
 
dude the chances of you winning are one in a million. Just accept its over man and enjoy life.
one in a million is not that bad considering the reward
 
Many people here discredited the idea of trying to win the lottery due to the fact there's an extremely low chance of winning, but here's the thing, there is still A CHANCE

In the workforce, we are not welcomed, we get rejected based on looks alone, height being a make or break in the majority of situations, and even if we do acquire a job, both men and women criticise us more than the good looking people if we make a single mistake. Good looking people get promotions and pay rises far sooner than unattractive people. So what is the point...?

Take a chance, and begin lotterymaxxing

If you win, buy properties and rent them out so you have passive income. Being a landlord is one of the easiest jobs in the world, so for 99% of the time, you'll be able to do absolutely nothing while bringing in several thousands of dollars a month, if not more. You could even raise the rent for single mothers and sex havers if you wish to.

Imagine this: living in Asia in a luxury house with a pool, finding a nice loving girl who is genuinely attracted to you via using JBW while she gives you a beautiful smile and opens the champagne bottle for you while you smoke a cigar and laugh at the local single mothers facebook post about how depressed she is that her rent went up.
This I'm also hoping to get struck by lightning a couple times and get paid back by the Arabian prince I sent payments to.
 
one in a million is not that bad considering the reward
Do you realize what a million is, how big the number is. It’s pointless.
 
Imagine this: living in Asia in a luxury house with a pool, finding a nice loving girl who is genuinely attracted to you via using JBW while she gives you a beautiful smile and opens the champagne bottle for you while you smoke a cigar and laugh at the local single mothers facebook post about how depressed she is that her rent went up.

Gambling is stupid, but lifefuel ngl
 
What makes you so sure you're going to win? My dad played the lottery for decades and never won anything despite his persistence
 
What makes you so sure you're going to win? My dad played the lottery for decades and never won anything despite his persistence
Even when I was against the lottery, I always knew I'd probably win eventually. Now, I am relying on it to fix my life.
 
Bro is slowly turning into Elliot Rodger :lul:
 
Even when I was against the lottery, I always knew I'd probably win eventually. Now, I am relying on it to fix my life.
You should try other forms of gambling that are more skill/statistical-based such as cards or sports betting. The reward may not be as high, but your chances definitely are by a huge margin when compared to the lottery.
 
Bro what kind of retard shit is this. Fucking larping nigger. You have been full of shit since day 1 you made your account. What kind of larp nigger are you
 
While lottery and gambling ain't the exact same thing, but still close enough to be considered in the same bracket, 2 years ago i used to play casino slots. I never felt more low and degenerate in my life from this cucked activity.

NevER again.
 
You should try other forms of gambling that are more skill/statistical-based such as cards or sports betting. The reward may not be as high, but your chances definitely are by a huge margin when compared to the lottery.
I'll look into those too
 
You should try other forms of gambling that are more skill/statistical-based such as cards or sports betting. The reward may not be as high, but your chances definitely are by a huge margin when compared to the lottery.
I've been betting on matches in euro 2024. I always check how many saves both goalkeepers have made in previous matches, and who has the most shots, most corners, most fouls etc
 
ER did the same thing with manifesting writing a bestseller. Let's just say that it didn't work out.
Anyhow I understand your perspective. You think that the reward is so incredibly good that it is worth it even if the chances of ever winning the lottery are tiny. However mathematically that isn't sound. I don't know how much minimum wage is in Brittain but I imagine it is more than 2000 pounds. That is a lot of money for someone in the third world. If you keep your monthly expenses low enough you can save half of your pay and move to SEE or some other third world shithole.

It's the only way, from my experience and a far more realistic plan than what you have going right now. But hey it's your life so you do you.
 
ER did the same thing with manifesting writing a bestseller. Let's just say that it didn't work out.
Anyhow I understand your perspective. You think that the reward is so incredibly good that it is worth it even if the chances of ever winning the lottery are tiny. However mathematically that isn't sound. I don't know how much minimum wage is in Brittain but I imagine it is more than 2000 pounds. That is a lot of money for someone in the third world. If you keep your monthly expenses low enough you can save half of your pay and move to SEE or some other third world shithole.

It's the only way, from my experience and a far more realistic plan than what you have going right now. But hey it's your life so you do you.
My monthly expenses are already kinda low. I don't really have much to save in the first place. Thanks your reply much better than your usual responses.
 
much better than your usual responses
I'm gonna call you put on christcuckery whenever I think that you are crossing the line of reason.
I don't have anything against you personally though.
 
Every gamble cel has only lost from it. Gambling is stupid the house always wins.
We lost the genetic lottery already.
 
I've been doing that for the past year or so
 
I already won the lottery: the subhuman lottery.
 
Fuck Lottery.

Turn the crime and steal.
 
miring governmentpost
 

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