
BabyFuck McGirlsex
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iPhones are cucked
Having an iPhone is like having a wife who

Having an iPhone is like having a wife who
- intentionally refuses you full use of her body but she insisted that you spent $500 000 on a lavish wedding for her, (64gig iPhone = $1000+ jfl and an Apple stand also = $1000 )
- Wont give you a blowjob (no bluetooth file transfer)
- Wont give you anal sex (no reverse wireless charging)
- Only allows you to fuck her in the missionary position with the lights turned off ( no 90hz or 120hz screen refresh rate )
- Stubbornly Refuses to shave her hairy cunt ( no expandable microSD, no USB Type-C,)
- Only gives you sex on Christmas & on your Birthday (no native file transfer via mass storage - you need to install itunes (cuckTunes)
- Has been fucked by over 100 different 10+ inch BBC's and you can never share any "firsts" with her (iPhone is always late to the party jfl. Android pioneered face unlock, OLED , slide down notifications bar, wireless charging, dual, triple & now quad camera tech, time of flight cameras, super slow motion video, e.t.c)