I always knew I would be a turbomanlet ever since I was a kid. Knowing that I would not be able to compete with tallfags on land is what beckoned me to the sea. As a manlet, you have a weight and reach disadvantage on land against tallfags. From a young age this was constantly on my mind and I thought of my self like a water type pokemon or yugioh card and I have an advantage when the battlefield is water. In the water, there is far less heightmogging because it's just our head and shoulders above the water when we swim. Tallfags on land use the ground to put force being their punches when they move their body but they can't fucking pull that shit in the water. I have trained in water fighting and water grappling for years. I can fuck chads up in the water.
Not even joking around bro. I know the legit grappling moves in the water and my body is fine tuned for that shit. The seawater doesn't even hurt my eyes when I stare down my prey underwater. Landfags are even more fucked against me in my territory when I have my dive gear and spearfishing trident. It's a different set of rules in the fucking sea and landfags don't even know. I wouldn't be incel if sea abilities mattered more than brutish land abilities in the eyes of landfag soyciety. Foids get mogged by me in the sea too since they aren't going to have fun getting fucked by chad underwater with all of that briny fucking seawater getting in their filthy cunts. I even have special underwater condoms so I can rape a bitch in the water (in Bioshock) and my dick would not sting.
I am not emasculated when I am on a boat or in the water. When I move to South America I will get a fucking small yacht or something and live on the water full time. Niggas will have to cross the water if they wanna see me. I'm telling you bros, the fucking water takes away some of the power from tallfags and evens the playing field.
My bad if this comes off as a bragpost to some landcels. I understand that living inland and not being out on in the sea that much makes life kind of cucked and shitty. I want more manlets to come to the coastal regions because we're slightly better off near the sea. You're not a landfag if you are involuntarily a landcel btw.
Not even joking around bro. I know the legit grappling moves in the water and my body is fine tuned for that shit. The seawater doesn't even hurt my eyes when I stare down my prey underwater. Landfags are even more fucked against me in my territory when I have my dive gear and spearfishing trident. It's a different set of rules in the fucking sea and landfags don't even know. I wouldn't be incel if sea abilities mattered more than brutish land abilities in the eyes of landfag soyciety. Foids get mogged by me in the sea too since they aren't going to have fun getting fucked by chad underwater with all of that briny fucking seawater getting in their filthy cunts. I even have special underwater condoms so I can rape a bitch in the water (in Bioshock) and my dick would not sting.
I am not emasculated when I am on a boat or in the water. When I move to South America I will get a fucking small yacht or something and live on the water full time. Niggas will have to cross the water if they wanna see me. I'm telling you bros, the fucking water takes away some of the power from tallfags and evens the playing field.
My bad if this comes off as a bragpost to some landcels. I understand that living inland and not being out on in the sea that much makes life kind of cucked and shitty. I want more manlets to come to the coastal regions because we're slightly better off near the sea. You're not a landfag if you are involuntarily a landcel btw.
