Why haven't you started to monkmaxx yet?

[Deleted member 36576]

Give me a good reason
Monks are the only people scientifically proven to be the happiest by greatly reducing the activation of stress, the default mode network and the amygdala by training their brains through daily meditation, advanced monks with 1000s of hours of training can even overrule their reflexes and light themselves on fire without moving a muscle. Even Chads and Stacies feel the need to act "depressed" on Tik Tok despite having all their earthly needs satisfied. Start buddhism and monkmaxxing NOW!

 

[El Enemigo]

I'm too high T for that

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

Ok

 

[racoon4]

Start buddhism and monkmaxxing NOW!

No

advanced monks with 1000s of hours of training can even overrule their reflexes and light themselves on fire without moving a muscle

How would that even work?

 

[Deleted member 36576]

No


How would that even work?

I meant you could dip gasoline on them and then light them on fire and they wouldn't even react (see pic, dude meditating on fire). Anyways, good luck then

 

[Sheogorath]

Monks are the only people scientifically proven to be the happiest by greatly reducing the activation of stress

 

[ControlledInsanity]

Step one: move into the mountains

 

[proudweeb]

literally stare at the wall to overcome inceldom

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Ive asceticmaxxed

 

[Incelius Savage]

I'm already a monk. Real monks are fakists.

 

[Emba]

Look at me!

I'm the burning monk now!

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

How can I relax while I see everyone having sex except me????

 

[Diocel]

i live in urban area in 3rd world country there's too much noise to meditate