Serious Why cats are the most suitable domesticated animal for incels

[Darth_Aurelius]

I formerly despised cats and would routinely shoot them with pellet guns, capture them in cages and subject them to ISIS style torture techniques until I decided to adopt one for myself. I found him wandering around in the woods as a one month old kitten and have had him for over a year now. Cats are highly appropriate pets for incels. Unlike dogs, which are gregarious, personable, indiscriminate in their affections, dirty, loud and generally obnoxious (like chads), cats are introverted, highly selective in whom they trust, but also capable of inflicting terrible damage on their enemies, much like incels. They are natural predators with killer instincts that can exterminate their enemies when needed (like incels) but will be loyal, loving and affectionate if threated with proper respect, befitting their primal nature. I formerly abominated the savagery of cats but now I see how much we all have in common with them. I shall name my next cat incel to honor this connection. See the attached picture for my own beloved companion who, incidentally, hates and fears women as he has never been around them and only trusts men.

 

[B/W muttcel]

Dogs>Cats imo

my own beloved companion who, incidentally, hates and fears women as he has never been around them and only trusts men.

Based cat though

 

[TheGrayWolf]

I formerly despised cats and would routinely shoot them with pellet guns, capture them in cages and subject them to ISIS style torture techniques

eye for an eye !

 

[SlayerSlayer]

did not read, but incels obviously cant be dog people, because women fuck dogs and we cant live with the jealousy.

Reptiles are also a good choice. I think it's better to own a snake or turtle than a cat.

 

[Darth_Aurelius]

eye for an eye !

All the cats that I killed and tortured deserved their fate as each of vicious, insolent and highly disrespectful to me when I was only trying to initially befriend them. Animals that resist my advances shall be annihilated with unrelenting force and overwhelmingly torturous pain. This includes foids as well, since they are even more base creatures then the most wild cat.

 

[Darth_Aurelius]

did not read, but incels obviously cant be dog people, because women fuck dogs and we cant live with the jealousy.

Reptiles are also a good choice. I think it's better to own a snake or turtle than a cat.

Go back and read, as this is a brilliant post and a masterpiece of sagacious, almost Socrates level wisdom and philosophical insight.

 

[Retardfuel]

Dogs are nasty disgusting creatures that sweat through their mouth and eat their poop and also because of dogpill

 

[Darth_Aurelius]

Dogs are nasty disgusting creatures that sweat through their mouth and eat their poop and also because of dogpill

Agreed. Although I will concede that they are loyal and devoted but the fact that they are so indiscriminate in their affections (like whores), the loyalty is degraded and almost meaningless unlike the loyalty of a cat which must be won through many hours of cultivating trust and mutual respect. In that way they are like miniature tigers.

 

[TheGrayWolf]

All the cats that I killed and tortured deserved their fate as each of vicious, insolent and highly disrespectful to me when I was only trying to initially befriend them. Animals that resist my advances shall be annihilated with unrelenting force and overwhelmingly torturous pain

dude, the fuck? you're just using that as excuse, I can't believe you really think this.
Cats don't think like humans, so they're not deliberately 'insolent and highly disrespectful'. At least go for things that are equally as powerful as you are, imagine you were one of these cats. You can't seriously tell me you took it personally.
Cats are much weaker than you and they're not human. TBH I'd avenge them. You went for innocent animals (they're innocent as they don't have the same processing as humans do) and that makes YOU evil. Just think about it

 

[Darth_Aurelius]

dude, the fuck? you're just using that as excuse, I can't believe you really think this.
Cats don't think like humans, so they're not deliberately 'insolent and highly disrespectful'. At least go for things that are equally as powerful as you are, imagine you were one of these cats. You can't seriously tell me you took it personally.
Cats are much weaker than you and they're not human. TBH I'd avenge them. You went for innocent animals (they're innocent as they don't have the same processing as humans do) and that makes YOU evil. Just think about it

Fuck you, you insolent jew! I am the descendent of an SS officer and will not be spoken to in such a contemptuous and insubordinate manner. Cats are not innocent as you wrongly assert, they are invasive species in whatever ecological niche they happen to infiltrate and they prey upon and kill any target of opportunity. As such, I was merely avenging all of the squirrels, birds, rabbits, chipmunks and other truly defenseless and innocent creatures by administering a final solution on felines, just as my noble ancestors perpetrated a final solution upon your own hebrew relations. Now go and get to work in the crematorium you jew scum.

 

[TheGrayWolf]

Fuck you, you insolent jew! I am the descendent of an SS officer and will not be spoken to in such a contemptuous and insubordinate manner. Cats are not innocent as you wrongly assert, they are invasive species in whatever ecological niche they happen to infiltrate and they prey upon and kill any target of opportunity.

So? That's life. Here in Germany cats are let outside unlike in Burgerland

As such, I was merely avenging all of the squirrels, birds, rabbits, chipmunks and other truly defenseless and innocent creatures by administering a final solution on felines,

again, cats don't think "I will torture that bird", unlike humans. Cats just "act", like lions, tigers, etc.

just as my noble ancestors perpetrated a final solution upon your own hebrew relations. Now go and get to work in the crematorium you jew scum.

joke's on you, I'm a white German Christian aryan

 

[TheGrayWolf]

Fuck you, you insolent jew! I am the descendent of an SS officer

Father's or mother's side? I might have a very good idea of your last name if this is true (no it doesn't start with H)

 

[Lonelyus]

I formerly despised cats and would routinely shoot them with pellet guns, capture them in cages and subject them to ISIS style torture techniques until I decided to adopt one for myself. I found him wandering around in the woods as a one month old kitten and have had him for over a year now. Cats are highly appropriate pets for incels. Unlike dogs, which are gregarious, personable, indiscriminate in their affections, dirty, loud and generally obnoxious (like chads), cats are introverted, highly selective in whom they trust, but also capable of inflicting terrible damage on their enemies, much like incels. They are natural predators with killer instincts that can exterminate their enemies when needed (like incels) but will be loyal, loving and affectionate if threated with proper respect, befitting their primal nature. I formerly abominated the savagery of cats but now I see how much we all have in common with them. I shall name my next cat incel to honor this connection. See the attached picture for my own beloved companion who, incidentally, hates and fears women as he has never been around them and only trusts men.

So you killed cats, What the fuck are you? Torture them like isis? Bruh, Kys!

 

[Lonelyus]

All the cats that I killed and tortured deserved their fate as each of vicious, insolent and highly disrespectful to me when I was only trying to initially befriend them. Animals that resist my advances shall be annihilated with unrelenting force and overwhelmingly torturous pain. This includes foids as well, since they are even more base creatures then the most wild cat.

KYS

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

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Targario Join Date: 2015-06-28 Post Count: 10994 #200647050Friday, October 28, 2016 7:09 PM CDT I am sorry, but you cant compare a mother, a human to a cat.

ValueKing Join Date: 2015-06-19 Post Count: 1859 #200647083Friday, October 28, 2016 7:10 PM CDT Smudge will be in my thoughts today

Wowgnomes Join Date: 2009-09-27 Post Count: 26255 #200647090Friday, October 28, 2016 7:10 PM CDT Cats are an animal that will abuse and feather you with fake affection in order to be housed, fed, and cleaned.That being said, any loss of life that occurs to someone or something you love, is a terrible thing. I'll include you in my prayers tonight.

Flamey50 Join Date: 2010-10-22 Post Count: 15799 #200647117Friday, October 28, 2016 7:11 PM CDT Had a tortoise who fell on her shell while I was not home, returned home just to find her up-side down.. I'd thought it was fine but then I saw she was dead, was very upset qq

The_Essence Join Date: 2015-02-28 Post Count: 4861 #200647132Friday, October 28, 2016 7:11 PM CDT @VoyanceI needed something he cared for to use as an example. He clearly doesnt care for much

ShadyxOwl Join Date: 2013-12-05 Post Count: 48 #200647139Friday, October 28, 2016 7:11 PM CDT rip

Wozc Join Date: 2013-12-21 Post Count: 10299 #200647167Friday, October 28, 2016 7:12 PM CDT cats dosent care about you, they just wanna be cleaned fed and loved

 

[Darth_Aurelius]

So? That's life. Here in Germany cats are let outside unlike in Burgerland


again, cats don't think "I will torture that bird", unlike humans. Cats just "act", like lions, tigers, etc.


joke's on you, I'm a white German Christian aryan

Cats act on instincts but those instincts result in the indiscriminate killing of many truly innocent creatures mostly just to gratify the sensibilities of the cat and not for sustenance. Such a profligate culling of the indigenous creatures is an unpardonable crime and deserving of Jihad being declared upon all of catkind and annihilating them with the same fury and intensity that my esteemed SS-Hauptsturmfuhrer great-uncle and his abteilung of Waffen-SS truppen annihilated jews across eastern Europe.

 

[Darth_Aurelius]

Father's or mother's side? I might have a very good idea of your last name if this is true (no it doesn't start with H)

Fathers side. We were originally from Bavaria and members of the minor nobility (had the appellation "von" in our name).

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

Cats act on instincts but those instincts result in the indiscriminate killing of many truly innocent creatures mostly just to gratify the sensibilities of the cat and not for sustenance. Such a profligate culling of the indigenous creatures is an unpardonable crime and deserving of Jihad being declared upon all of catkind and annihilating them with the same fury and intensity that my esteemed SS-Hauptsturmfuhrer great-uncle and his abteilung of Waffen-SS truppen annihilated jews across eastern Europe.

The common variants are normal.

Revision Incoming

 

[Darth_Aurelius]

So you killed cats, What the fuck are you? Torture them like isis? Bruh, Kys!

Maybe I should torture you for disrespecting a high ranking officer of the SS with your disgustingly jewish insolent tone! And read above for the many highly sophisticated and philosophically sounds reasons why it is permissible for me (not jewish filth like you, subhuman scum) to exterminate cats just as my ancestors in the Waffen-SS exterminated your grandparents in the many great camps that we Aryans built to rid Europe of jew filth like you.

 

[Darth_Aurelius]

The common variants are normal.

Revision Incoming

Explicate your answer as it is literally unintelligible to me.

 

[all this time]

Easier maintenance than dogs for sure, but both are good pets imo in diff ways, most trucel pets are fish, very easy maintenance as well

 

[CopeHarderNow]

I formerly despised cats and would routinely shoot them with pellet guns, capture them in cages and subject them to ISIS style torture techniques until I decided to adopt one for myself.

 

[CopeHarderNow]

Explicate your answer as it is literally unintelligible to me.

His answer is not "unintelligible". He is just speaking from a higher dimension in which we are unable to process.

 

[Algea]

The only pussy we'll get

 

[Darth_Aurelius]

Yes but I have reformed my former cat killing and torturing ways and sought absolution by adopting and giving all of my love and affection to my beloved baby boy whose adorable visage you can behold above. Likewise, killing animals is excellent psychological preparation if ever you aspire to kill human beings since the ability to kill a relatively innocent creature greatly enhances your capacity to inflict annihilating genocide on wretched human beings. US Special Forces used to kill dogs in the School of the Americas as training to enable them to shoot civilians when under orders.

 

[Darth_Aurelius]

His answer is not "unintelligible". He is just speaking from a higher dimension in which we are unable to process.

Yeah and I thought I needed to take meds, wtf is up with that guy?

 

[Darth_Aurelius]

The only pussy we'll get

lmfao

 

[CopeHarderNow]

The only pussy we'll get

Don't give this guy a cat. He's gonna fuck it

 

[IncelKing]

The only domesticated pet I want is a female human

 

[CopeHarderNow]

Yeah and I thought I needed to take meds, wtf is up with that guy?

He has a really SEVERE case of autism, it seems.

 

[CopeHarderNow]

The only domesticated pet I want is a female human

Yes

 

[Darth_Aurelius]

He has a really SEVERE case of autism, it seems.

I don't think autism can explain that sort of behavior but who the fuck knows, maybe he is on meth or bath salts or something.

 

[CopeHarderNow]

Fuck you, you insolent jew! I am the descendent of an SS officer and will not be spoken to in such a contemptuous and insubordinate manner. Cats are not innocent as you wrongly assert, they are invasive species in whatever ecological niche they happen to infiltrate and they prey upon and kill any target of opportunity. As such, I was merely avenging all of the squirrels, birds, rabbits, chipmunks and other truly defenseless and innocent creatures by administering a final solution on felines, just as my noble ancestors perpetrated a final solution upon your own hebrew relations. Now go and get to work in the crematorium you jew scum.

this guy is going through another episode again

 

[CopeHarderNow]

I don't think autism can explain that sort of behavior but who the fuck knows, maybe he is on meth or bath salts or something.

You don't understand....he ALWAYS talks like this.

As I've said before, he's in a higher dimension that we simply cannot comprehend. Even white Aryans are inferior to Lord Celistic, our savior and king.

 

[Darth_Aurelius]

The only domesticated pet I want is a female human

Haha, that is why I

this guy is going through another episode again

No he deserved every word of that tirade as he dared to impudently question the authority of his Aryan SS officer overlord who so clearly knows infinitely more about this particular topic then his negroid and underdeveloped retarded brain can process or comprehend.

 

[Michael W. Ford]

did not read, but incels obviously cant be dog people, because women fuck dogs and we cant live with the jealousy.

I don't get jealous. Jealousy is a character flaw.

 

[Darth_Aurelius]

You don't understand....he ALWAYS talks like this.

As I've said before, he's in a higher dimension that we simply cannot comprehend. Even white Aryans are inferior to Lord Celistic, our savior and king.

Haha yeah we shall see, once he gets in to the camps, I shall have complete hegemonic dominion over him and he shall go up the chimney in a poof of smoke like all the other disrespectful jewish scum who dare to have the impudence to challenge the righteous authority of their Aryan master overlords.

 

[Algea]

Don't give this guy a cat. He's gonna fuck it

 

[CopeHarderNow]

 

[CopeHarderNow]