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Discussion Why aren't there more massagecels?

Squatting Slavcel

Squatting Slavcel

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If you can't or don't want to be an escortcel, massagemaxxing is the next best thing, and cheaper. If I wasn't a poorcel, I'd get massages (preferably with a happy end) twice a week.
 
I want a good looking female to do it though
 
Never had a massage, but as I already like when a female barber cuts my hair it would probably be really nice.
 
If you can't or don't want to be an escortcel, massagemaxxing is the next best thing, and cheaper. If I wasn't a poorcel, I'd get massages (preferably with a happy end) twice a week.
why would I put myself through the humiliation of paying a foid to touch my ugly manlet brown and disgusting body that I hate more than anything? You would see the look in their eyes, how much they hate that job and you, how disgusted they are by you, I'm not a masochist. nor a cuck who gets turned on by humiliation, at least raping someone would give you a sense of superiority through fear.
 
why would I put myself through the humiliation of paying a foid to touch my ugly manlet brown and disgusting body that I hate more than anything? You would see the look in their eyes, how much they hate that job and you, how disgusted they are by you, I'm not a masochist. nor a cuck who gets turned on by humiliation, at least raping someone would give you a sense of superiority through fear.
Don't knock it till you've tried it. You're already imagining the worst case scenario. Firstly, your eyes are usually either closed or you're face down. Secondly, if they showed their disgust for you and the job, they'd get fired and replaced by someone nicer. Thirdly, they go through a dozen fat, disgusting seniors a day, they'll be happy to massage a guy in his 20s. I know an incel who gets happy ending massages regularly and he loves it.
 

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