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Serious Who would win in a fight? Jeffery Epstein or Jordan Peterson

Who would win in a fight?


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So who would win in a fight?

Like let’s just say hypothetically theses two Niggas got into a boxing match or something. Who would stand victorious?

Jeffery Epstein
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IQ 167

Speed: 9 mph

Strength: can lift 295 pounds

Pain tolerance: below average

Skill: can cheat and pull Jewish tricks during the fight


Jordan Peterson
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IQ 134

Speed: 8.5 mph

Strength: can lift 253 pounds

Pain tolerance: high

Skill: can take a bunch of painkillers that can slow down time and make him immune to feeling pain

Anyway I don’t have any money to bet on theses two

Also agepill is scary AF
 
Jeffery Epstein because he can cheat, and therefore pull out a gun and KILL Peterson.
 
The big Jeff wasn't even natty (was on trt) easy win for him.
 
I think Peterson has height advantage, he's like 6'3 where as Jeffrey is 6'
 
Jeffery Epstein because he can cheat, and therefore pull out a gun and KILL Peterson.
Jordan Peterson has taken so many meds that his perception of time is slowed

He can dodge the bullets
 
I bet Epstein
 
His Mossad buddies taught him krav maga
 
a timeline where Jordan Peterson doesn't become a benzo addict, doesn't fuck up his brain with the Russian coma-inducing therapy, and doesn't sell out to the jews, would be the perfect timeline for infinite cinema. His daughter would prolly still whore out tho
 
So who would win in a fight?

Like let’s just say hypothetically theses two Niggas got into a boxing match or something. Who would stand victorious?

Jeffery Epstein
View attachment 1742842
IQ 167

Speed: 9 mph

Strength: can lift 295 pounds

Pain tolerance: below average

Skill: can cheat and pull Jewish tricks during the fight


Jordan Peterson
View attachment 1742843
IQ 134

Speed: 8.5 mph

Strength: can lift 253 pounds

Pain tolerance: high

Skill: can take a bunch of painkillers that can slow down time and make him immune to feeling pain

Anyway I don’t have any money to bet on theses two

Also agepill is scary AF
epstein mid dif
 
a timeline where Jordan Peterson doesn't become a benzo addict, doesn't fuck up his brain with the Russian coma-inducing therapy, and doesn't sell out to the jews, would be the perfect timeline for infinite cinema. His daughter would prolly still whore out tho
Am rooting for Peterson because he seems like the flawed but good guy here
 
Im putting my money on epstein
 
Big E no doubt
 

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