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I get a huge surge of pleasure when I see a little red number next to the bell on top.

The higher the number the higher the pleasure.

This morning, when I woke up, it was 14. :feelstastyman::feelstastyman::feelsautistic::feelsautistic:

Major lifefuel!!!!

What is the highest number notification you ever got?
 
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I had a lot more back when you would get an alert for every reply on your thread dunno y they renoved that feature tbh
 
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Alerts are lifefuel indeed, nothing even close to what foids get when checking their phone though
CameronCel said:
What is the highest number notification you ever got?
17
 
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CameronCel said:
What is the highest number notification you ever got?
I'm online so much I never got a double digit notification because I'm constantly refreshing, my highest is 8
 
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When you are so deprived of human interaction you depend on subhumans replying to you

It is over
 
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highest I've got is 14
 
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Who gets excited whenever you see a notification?

Who doesn't?
CameronCel said:
What is the highest number notification you ever got?


haha I am very cool :feelzez:

I think it was fifteen but that might've been on looksmax, maybe 8 would be a good estimate
 
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Admiral_Arkantos said:


haha I am very cool :feelzez:

:feelswow: this fake right

or did you have a bunch of threads on watch and shit
 
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it's over for most of us subhumans. the top chads on this site receive 99+ alerts with a dozen pms every day
 
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8 I think.
8 I think. And yes. Very excited!
 
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cancerousgreed said:
it's over for most of us subhumans. the top chads on this site receive 99+ alerts with a dozen pms every day
 
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I do, especially if it's a large number, and a lot of it is people quoting me. The highest I've ever had was like 29, and I on average have 9 when I wake up. But if I haven't checked all day, then it can go up to 17. Keep in mind that I usually check my notifications every hour or so.
 
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It is a lifefuel. It fuels my life boyos!!! :feelsautistic: :feelsautistic: :feelsautistic:
 
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CameronCel said:
It is a lifefuel. It fuels my life boyos!!! :feelsautistic: :feelsautistic: :feelsautistic:
another one
 
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Incellectual said:
t. Chad who gets enough positive human interaction to not care
Messages: 33,546
Total time spent online 731:49

Over
 
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Insomniac said:
Messages: 33,546
Total time spent online 731:49

Over
Total time slaying JBs: 1000000:00
 
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Incellectual said:
Total time slaying JBs: 1000000:00
I wish I was a cat tbh

Cats get lots of attention from JBs
 
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Incellectual said:
Total time slaying JBs: 1000000:00

You're thinking of knajjd @knajjd tbh
 
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Insomniac said:
I wish I was a cat tbh

Cats get lots of attention from JBs
true, no one can resist the power of cats
 
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Insomniac @Insomniac how is your evening going so far?
 
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78980n said:
You're thinking of knajjd @knajjd tbh
nah his hours with JBs is 9999999:99
 
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Incellectual said:
nah his hours with JBs is 9999999:99

Sweet AVI. I love pussies
 
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I got over 30 one time and daily got 20+ when certain members were unbanned.
 
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Incellectual said:
nah his hours with JBs is 9999999:99

Don't you mean 10000000:39?

 
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Insomniac said:
I wish I was a cat tbh

Cats get lots of attention from JBs
LMFAO just go outside
 
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Here is another
 
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Not really, it's usually people telling me I'm drunk
 
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Eskimocel said:
I got over 30 one time and daily got 20+ when certain members were unbanned.
u should postmax again
 
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Eskimocel said:
if knajjd warns u can dominate him 5'2 vs 6'3 jfl u could stomp him
 
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My posts are very often just Reply posts because I’m lazy. The most notifications I got was 2 :cryfeels:
 
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stuttercel said:
My posts are very often just Reply posts because I’m lazy. The most notifications I got was 2 :cryfeels:
here is one
 
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oh yeah give me another oh yeah that feels so good ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwww
 
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stuttercel said:
My posts are very often just Reply posts because I’m lazy. The most notifications I got was 2 :cryfeels:

You need to enhance your penis man.
 
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I used to be very excited.
Now I'm used to it.
This was my last source of dopamine.
It's over.
 
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stuttercel said:

You should start listening to binural beats. Currently I am using this one:


Also biokinesis:


Or a meditation type:


You can also listen to this during the sleep.

You can enhance your penis on a biological level directly by taking arginine. It is good for blood supply. Also take stuff like zinc since it is a natural aromatase inhibitor, which means more testoerone and less estrogen.
Other stuff like work out hard, sleep good and specific exercises like sit-ups to get more lean and back exercises will also enhance your penis.
I recommend going on no fap. The destruction of our penis has to stop.
 
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LastGerman said:
You should start listening to binural beats. Currently I am using this one:


Also biokinesis:


Or a meditation type:


You can also listen to this during the sleep.

You can enhance your penis on a biological level directly by taking arginine. It is good for blood supply. Also take stuff like zinc since it is a natural aromatase inhibitor, which means more testoerone and less estrogen.
Other stuff like work out hard, sleep good and specific exercises like sit-ups to get more lean and back exercises will also enhance your penis.
I recommend going on no fap. The destruction of our penis has to stop.
Bruh lmao

Thanks for the effort but I have no interest in enhancing my penis by listening to binaural beats or meditation:dab: