Coyote Cooch
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I was having breakfast at a small local restaurant this morning before work, and this foid was there with her friends, and in the booth across from them, was her husband's family. idk if this was planned or what, I just know their relationship from listening to the two groups talking all morning. my guess is the in-laws are regulars (a lot of the same boomers come here every morning) and maybe the foid showed up with her friends for an occasion and decided to sit nearby when she saw her in-laws.
anyway, it was immediately obvious to me that her in-laws don't like her. I would glance at them every once in awhile and they were always giving her the stink eye, and every time she spoke to them, they seemed really annoyed and uninterested. they were being polite for the most part and kept to themselves, but she was just so obnoxious and trying to be the center of attention in the whole restaurant.
then finally, one of the boomers started scolding her (from the sound of it he was probably her husband's uncle). he basically said something like "it must be nice to go for breakfast with your girlfriends while your husband works his ass off to pay for your breakfast" and at first everyone kind of just nervously laughed, cause they probably weren't sure if he was just trying to be funny. but the look on his face was dead serious, and when the foid laughed, he turned red and went fully into her. she tried defending herself saying "your wife did the same thing at my age" which even angered him more, coming back with "no, at your age we had kids she looked after. and even if we didn't, she would cook, clean, and do everything in her power to respect me and show me gratitude, all you do is sit at home playing video games, hangout with your friends, and make fun of him behind his back." there was more to it than that (and he said it way better than I put it) but in any case it was pure lifefuel. breakfast and a show.
the worst part was that after he roasted her, both groups were still sitting there for at least 10 minutes before the foid and her friends finally finished eating and left. the whole restaurant was just silent and it was so unbelievably awkward, but it gave me lifefuel. I love listening to people fight in public and to see someone other than me be embarrassed in front of a crowd for once. the fact that it was targeted at a spoiled greedy foid was just the cherry on top. 10/10 best day.
anyway, it was immediately obvious to me that her in-laws don't like her. I would glance at them every once in awhile and they were always giving her the stink eye, and every time she spoke to them, they seemed really annoyed and uninterested. they were being polite for the most part and kept to themselves, but she was just so obnoxious and trying to be the center of attention in the whole restaurant.
then finally, one of the boomers started scolding her (from the sound of it he was probably her husband's uncle). he basically said something like "it must be nice to go for breakfast with your girlfriends while your husband works his ass off to pay for your breakfast" and at first everyone kind of just nervously laughed, cause they probably weren't sure if he was just trying to be funny. but the look on his face was dead serious, and when the foid laughed, he turned red and went fully into her. she tried defending herself saying "your wife did the same thing at my age" which even angered him more, coming back with "no, at your age we had kids she looked after. and even if we didn't, she would cook, clean, and do everything in her power to respect me and show me gratitude, all you do is sit at home playing video games, hangout with your friends, and make fun of him behind his back." there was more to it than that (and he said it way better than I put it) but in any case it was pure lifefuel. breakfast and a show.
the worst part was that after he roasted her, both groups were still sitting there for at least 10 minutes before the foid and her friends finally finished eating and left. the whole restaurant was just silent and it was so unbelievably awkward, but it gave me lifefuel. I love listening to people fight in public and to see someone other than me be embarrassed in front of a crowd for once. the fact that it was targeted at a spoiled greedy foid was just the cherry on top. 10/10 best day.





