sneed (not chuck)
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You are kidnapped by an evil daimon! They say you will only live if you achieve one of the following four:
1. Marry an 9/10 woman within a year without paying or manipulating, within 5 years
You must marry a woman that is an 9/10 in the next 5 years. You cannot tell her your life depends on this. You cannot trick her into marriage (e.g. trick her into signing a marriage certificate, threaten her life, blackmail her into marriage). You also cannot pay her, and no arranged marriage. She must fall in love with you and genuinely want to marry you.
2. Complete training and become a navy seal
Only 9.5% of people make it to the end of training. Here are the requirements for SCREENING alone.
3. Become a member of congress in the next 8 years
Or whatever is the equivalent in your country. The pathway you take is yours. Enter the world of politics and get enough wind under your feathers to become a member of congress. Congress has 535 voting members: 100 senators and 435 representatives. Do you think you have what it takes?
4. Make a billion USD in the next 10 years
Achieve the American dream! There's about 614 billionaires in America. Anything's on the table, including crime. Of course, if you get busted, it's going to be pretty hard making your money back in prison. What ideas do you have to make a billion? Invest in dogecoin? Or publish that novel you've been working on? You've got a decade to get it done.
1. Marry an 9/10 woman within a year without paying or manipulating, within 5 years
You must marry a woman that is an 9/10 in the next 5 years. You cannot tell her your life depends on this. You cannot trick her into marriage (e.g. trick her into signing a marriage certificate, threaten her life, blackmail her into marriage). You also cannot pay her, and no arranged marriage. She must fall in love with you and genuinely want to marry you.
2. Complete training and become a navy seal
Only 9.5% of people make it to the end of training. Here are the requirements for SCREENING alone.
- The minimum requirements are 500 yd (460 m) swim using breast or combat sidestroke in under 12:30 with a competitive time of 9:00 or less, at least 50 push-ups in 2 minutes with a competitive count of 90 or more, at least 50 sit-ups in 2 minutes with a competitive count of 90 or more, at least 10 pull-ups from a dead hang (no time limit) with a competitive count of 18 or more, run 1.5 mi (2.4 km) running in pants and boots (now changed to shorts and sneakers) under 10:30 with a competitive time of 9:30 or less.
- During Hell Week, candidates participate in five and a half days of continuous training. Each candidate sleeps at most four hours during the entire week, runs more than 200 miles (320 km), and does physical training for more than 20 hours per day. Candidates are not restricted from meals and are fed breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The remaining three weeks involve the acquisition of various methods of conducting hydrographic surveys and creating a hydrographic chart while still participating in timed runs and swim tests. Because of its particularly challenging requirements, many candidates begin questioning their decision to come to BUD/S during First Phase, with a significant number deciding to Drop on Request (DOR). The tradition of DOR consists of dropping one's helmet liner next to a pole with a brass ship's bell attached to it and ringing the bell three times.
- By the end of Second Phase, candidates must complete timed 2-mile swim with fins in 80 minutes, the 4-mile run with boots in 31 minutes, a 3.5-mile and 5.5-mile swim
- By the end of the Third Phase, candidates must complete a timed 2-mile ocean swim with fins in 75 minutes, 4-mile timed run with boots in 30 minutes, and complete a 14-mile (23 km) run.
United States Navy SEAL selection and training - Wikipedia
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3. Become a member of congress in the next 8 years
Or whatever is the equivalent in your country. The pathway you take is yours. Enter the world of politics and get enough wind under your feathers to become a member of congress. Congress has 535 voting members: 100 senators and 435 representatives. Do you think you have what it takes?
United States Congress - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
4. Make a billion USD in the next 10 years
Achieve the American dream! There's about 614 billionaires in America. Anything's on the table, including crime. Of course, if you get busted, it's going to be pretty hard making your money back in prison. What ideas do you have to make a billion? Invest in dogecoin? Or publish that novel you've been working on? You've got a decade to get it done.
Billionaire - Wikipedia
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