Which celeb are you the most jealous of?

[Limbaugh]

1. Ben Affleck - Gigantic skull, gigantic frame, ideal height, 10/10 masculinity, dated Jennifer Lopez
2. John Mayer - Gigantic skull, wide shoulders, ideal height, dated Katy Perry and Jessica Simpson

 

[StormlitAqua]

2. John Mayer - Gigantic skull, wide shoulders, ideal height, dated Katy Perry and Jessica Simpson

This guy is an absolute hack of a guitar player though.

Mine would be Clint Eastwood. He was sexy as fuck back in the day.

 

[Untermenschcel]

Justin Bieber. He has women lust after him like none other

 

[Limbaugh]

Justin Bieber. He has women lust after him like none other

Kind of. But he has a small skull.

 

[Untermenschcel]

yeah but I dont really care about the frame and skull stuff. JB has it all other than that. He's rich, famous as fuck he can saying anything and foids will still follow him around with dripping panties, he is highly respected by a lot of people and he's ripped too

 

[Moustachcel]

1. Ben Affleck - Gigantic skull, gigantic frame, ideal height, 10/10 masculinity, dated Jennifer Lopez
2. John Mayer - Gigantic skull, wide shoulders, ideal height, dated Katy Perry and Jessica Simpson

you are like me the first day I was on this site I also made so many unnessecary threads

 

[Limbaugh]

yeah but I dont really care about the frame and skull stuff. JB has it all other than that. He's rich, famous as fuck he can saying anything and foids will still follow him around with dripping panties, he is highly respected by a lot of people and he's ripped too

Actually many people disrespect Bieber. Sure, some of it is jealousy. Leonardo DiCaprio is more respected.

you are like me the first day I was on this site I also made so many unnessecary threads

If you don't like my threads, don't read them.

 

[11gaijin]

Betadestiny

 

[Limbaugh]

This guy is an absolute hack of a guitar player though.

Mine would be Clint Eastwood. He was sexy as fuck back in the day.

John strikes me as the kind of guy, who isn't really an alpha male by nature. He's more of a sensitive guy. Look at pictures of him as a kid. He had a great puberty.

 

[Untermenschcel]

Mine would be Clint Eastwood. He was sexy as fuck back in the day.

I love clint eastwood. He still gets young fresh stacey pussy even at 88 years old lol

 

[FiveFourManlet]

Affleck is a woman worshipping cuck

 

[khafail]

Been jealous of Justin Bieber since '09. We're the same age but the disparity in how we both live our lives infuriates me. That pretty boy is living one of the best lives of all time easily

 

[UndercovrNormie]

This might sound weird, but President Donald Trump.

 

[Limbaugh]

Affleck is a woman worshipping cuck

No, he is worshipped by a women.

This might sound weird, but President Donald Trump.

Trump is like, very intelligent. He has the best words. He's winning big league.

 

[Damo the incel]

Betadestiny

Jason blaha a close second

 

[FiveFourManlet]

No, he is worshipped by a women.

Trump is like, very intelligent. He has the best words. He's winning big league.

Cope

 

[Limbaugh]

Cope

You're coping.

 

[FiveFourManlet]

You're coping.

Nope, he is very liberal also.

 

[maynarde]

LeBron James

I love clint eastwood. He still gets young fresh stacey pussy even at 88 years old lol

Alpha. Tall smart

 

[Felix97]

Liam Hemsworth

 

[youngswedecel]

Honestly, Melania Trump. She got famous and rich from being a golddigger. She is the perfect example of female privilege.

 

[Limbaugh]

Nope, he is very liberal also.

How does that not make him a chad?

 

[Kirito]

Liam hemsworth,christ hemsworth and nick bateman.

 

[SchrodingersDick]

Danny Jones fitness.. look him up

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

This guy is an absolute hack of a guitar player though.

Mine would be Clint Eastwood. He was sexy as fuck back in the day.

Yeah probably.

Mayer's a sleazy gross cunt who writes patronizing songs to keep women's vags wet. He has zero integrity. I'd hate myself if I woke up as someone like that.

I'd also say Tom Cruise because even though he's short we basically have the same personality so I feel like I could even live his life if I had to, minus the scientology. Plus I'm short already so that's no big change. He had near perfect facial structure in his prime:

^ here he was at age 39. Fucking incredible.

Perfect balance of masculine and feminine facial traits. Perfect naturally charismatic/dominant alpha personality too.

I could never do the stoic Clint Eastwood act, though he's probably damn near perfect physically in every way. It's not my style.

 

[callmenike]

harry styles bc he’s hot af

 

[Limbaugh]

Yeah probably.

Mayer's a sleazy gross cunt who writes patronizing songs to keep women's vags wet. He has zero integrity. I'd hate myself if I woke up as someone like that.

I'd also say Tom Cruise because even though he's short we basically have the same personality so I feel like I could even live his life if I had to, minus the scientology. Plus I'm short already so that's no big change. He had near perfect facial structure in his prime:

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^ here he was at age 39. Fucking incredible.

Perfect balance of masculine and feminine facial traits. Perfect naturally charismatic/dominant alpha personality too.

I could never do the stoic Clint Eastwood act, though he's probably damn near perfect physically in every way. It's not my style.

Google Tom Cruise next to Jeremy Clarkson.

 

[BansBandit]

Leo dicap, hes fucked every single 10/10 in LA and even to this day fucks hotties 20 yrs younger than himself

Also preaches about global warming while simultaneously flying everywhere on his private jet, he even flew out his eyebrow specialist from Australia to LA roundtrip just to do his brows before an event

Honestly, Melania Trump. She got famous and rich from being a golddigger. She is the perfect example of female privilege.

Id bet my life she has an IQ level nearly double yours

 

[Deleted member 250]

Everyone that posts on IncelTears!

They respec women, they must have so many people after them to take care of Tyrone's kids

 

[UglyHikikomori]

Lachowski. Prime Dicaprio. Matt Bomer.

 

[zeta_male_patriarch]

This guy is an absolute hack of a guitar player though.

"He was sexy as fuck back in the day."

r/suddenlygay

 

[AmeriCel64]

I am not jealous of any celebrity. I am not cucked by pop-culture.

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

Mine would be Benicio del Toro circa the late 90s/ early 2000s.

 

[June3cel2]

Joe Manganiello

Mine would be Benicio del Toro circa the late 90s/ early 2000s.

He looks like absolute shit without his facial hair now.

 

[Unwanted]

Ian Somerhalder, he's the best looking man in the world

 

[Deleted member 8499]

Buckethead

 

[armis]

Zach Efron, imagine from a young age having gigachad looks and being status-maxxed and money-maxxed

 

[Deleted member 10531]

yeah but I dont really care about the frame and skull stuff.

 

[Deleted member 6101]

Can't give a specific person, but probably some top-tier k-pop star with natural looks (I guess they exist). Women just lick the ground you walk, you have an androgynous frame and face, meaning you can be effay and on top of that you have mountains of cash- all that before 20 so you actually have 2 decades to enjoy it to the fullest in the modern hi-tech world.