Where I am, you need a boat to be a viable mate

[ayowai]

I live in one of a series of towns on the East side of Lake Michigan and almost every dating app profile in the area has something about needing to have a boat.

Foids really only care about looks and wealth and nothing else.

 

[Stargazer25]

JOB theory (Just own a boat)

 

[InceldianWarrior]

just build a boat

 

[ayowai]

just build a boat

Nah they want like the fancy kind that rich families have