Cope Where can I tan my dick and balls

[D. B. Gooner]

I dont have a private backyard and there are no nudist beaches where I currently stay. I used to stand at my window and hold my balls up so the sun hit it, but this is very inefficient. Serious suggestions only please.

 

[Shark]

Idk nigger

 

[Divineone]

Put them inside an oven

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

Put them inside an oven

Microwave is better

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

The stove, low heat to prevent charring.

 

[Lifeless]

The stove, low heat to prevent charring.

 

[FastBlast]

I used to stand at my window and hold my balls up so the sun hit it, but this is very inefficient

Ngl this is a contender for one of the .is quotes of all time. I'm seriously considering replacing a quote in my signature with it