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Where can I find escorts outside of the city ?

Reclusemaxxer

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I’m tryna get laid I don’t care if it’s with an escort I’m just sick of being a KHV where can I find escort’s in the surburbs and how much do they normally charge ?
 
If you're in the United States, you're better off flying to London, Berlin, Amsterdam, etc. to get your fix. Or Bangkok if you like noodles.
 
you have to go on websites or escort forums to find local escorts, different area use differnt forums
 
If you're in the United States, you're better off flying to London, Berlin, Amsterdam, etc. to get your fix. Or Bangkok if you like noodles.
he's poor neetcel
 
Yeah I wouldn't recommend being a poor NEETcel if one wants to pick up and sustainably fund an escortcelling habit.
true, even escorts have morals, most of them wont service you unless they know their taking your hard earned money jfl
 
You didn’t mention which city you live in. How on earth can anyone give advice?

In my city, brothels are legal and plentiful. You can come to Australia if you want to fuck white English speaking foids but it is quite expensive
 
You didn’t mention which city you live in. How on earth can anyone give advice?

In my city, brothels are legal and plentiful. You can come to Australia if you want to fuck white English speaking foids but it is quite expensive
In Sydney your starting range ($100) is mostly old fat chanks and they smell. You can go all the way up into the thousands if you want super hot, I guess. At the end of the day you are just looking for a hole.
 
You didn’t mention which city you live in. How on earth can anyone give advice?

In my city, brothels are legal and plentiful. You can come to Australia if you want to fuck white English speaking foids but it is quite expensive
flying over to a place just for sex tourism seems too muhc of a hassle
 
You didn’t mention which city you live in. How on earth can anyone give advice?

In my city, brothels are legal and plentiful. You can come to Australia if you want to fuck white English speaking foids but it is quite expensive
how much do australian foids charge, just curious
 
In Sydney your starting range ($100) is mostly old fat chanks and they smell. You can go all the way up into the thousands if you want super hot, I guess. At the end of the day you are just looking for a hole.
From my research you can get attractive white foids for 250 for half an hour, which is enough to coom
 
how much do australian foids charge, just curious
There are two types of foids. Noodlewhores and white foids. Noodlewhores are very cheap and you can probably get one for like $150 an hour, white foids are like $400 an hour. This is in AUD and not USD
 
find a reputable massage parlor that does full service (they are literally everywhere)
when you walk in ask their price and then ask if you can see who's working
they should bring out a lineup to greet you

if you see one you like get her name and ask her rate
then tell the guy in front you want to see her

make sure they are polite and give good customer service
if they seem bitchy or awkward avoid -- especially if it's your first time

if you don't really like any of them then go to the next brothel
it's better to keep looking than to settle for something 'meh'

you have to go on websites or escort forums to find local escorts, different area use differnt forums
ever since backpage went down the online scene has been a shitshow

Or Bangkok if you like noodles.
Bangkok freelancers are amazing and you can rent them for an ENTIRE NIGHT for like $100
I would avoid the brothels there though they are way over priced

@sub human
 

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