Serious When you date landwhales . . .

[SlayerSlayer]

Framecels are in a particular bind, because they can't even get landwhales if they tried. It's NOT a looksmatch. They'd rather take a lardcel than a manlet. When a landwhale dates a framecel, she knows she's lying to herself, and she knows she can't keep the facade. She knows its delusional. You might be able to get a few matches online, maybe even a date. But it's just too easy to accidently fat shame a tub of lard. All it takes is you hopping over a small fence, to make her cry fat tears, and then she'll dump out out of insecurity for being too fat.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Its 2019 br0, you didnt know you have to lower you standards and go for microbes?

 

[Guest2]

Its 2019 br0, you didnt know you have to lower you standards and go for microbes?

Lifefuel for dicklets tbh

 

[AlwaysLawRoute]

With some luck they will choke on the smell of their own farts proceeded by a high blood pressure stroke.

 

[TheRealChincel]

Its 2019 br0, you didnt know you have to lower you standards and go for microbes?

That was good, man.

 

[ManletHalfCurry]

With some luck they will choke on the smell of their own farts proceeded by a high blood pressure stroke.

 

[Cuyen]

Fuck landwhales i dont think my stomach could stand at them

 

[Michael15651]

I don't have high standards, as long as they aren't a landwhale.

 

[GeneticFilth]

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

that fence anecdote is hilarious, and real.
there are so many issues when couples are badly mismatched, even just height creates problems where the tall man has to tiptoe so that his ugly dwarf gf doesn't get winded from having to walk too fast to keep up.
it's so dumb to have large height differences, like what the fuck. you need a healthy strong mate that's relatively close to your height level, so she can walk beside you and you can talk and look at each other easily. what the fuck do you need some dwarf for.
and i don't even need to get into why weight differences are stupid, you don't want your partner to fucking break your bones in bed or some shit.

this is why all these differences are so stupid, and femoids trying to date up by 5+ points is so dumb. fuck off you dumb pieces of shit, get the picture already before you end civilisation.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

oh god oh god oh god what the fuck is that creature

 

[SlayerSlayer]

This chick is legit hilarious. Why is she doing poetry readings? She needs to do stand-up. She's like the kingpin, but female. How the hell did you find this??

EDIT: I take that back, it's funny BECAUSE it's a poetry reading. It's like watching the kingpin take a break from crimelording to let her soul out.

 

[Incel801]

I tried to get a landwhale as a last attempt right before I gave up. Went on a date and at a stake house and she ordered some healthy shit like that's what she normally ate.

The whole time she acted like she was doing me a favor by being in my presence..and I couldn't hide my disgust. Trying to land a fatty is pointless, they think they deserve better than a lonely incel.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

I tried to get a landwhale as a last attempt right before I gave up. Went on a date and at a stake house and she ordered some healthy shit like that's what she normally ate.

The whole time she acted like she was doing me a favor by being in my presence..and I couldn't hide my disgust. Trying to land a fatty is pointless, they think they deserve better than a lonely incel.

I bet she's a fat Christian that unironically gets lifefuel from daytime talk shows like Oprah, the view, or Ellen.