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when was the last time you had sex?

3 days ago

With my hand
 
You can't be serious
 
Seriously? Never
 
In my previous life
 
Way before the first Bush administration.
 
Are you fucking stupid?
 
Last month, with a mare.
 
nathan-fillion.gif


He's probably talking about having "sex" with a waifu pillow.
 
im having sex right this moment
 
Solitarian_Walker said:
He fucked a horse.

Well fingered only actually.
 
I fucked a hooker on the 10th of December.
 
Great thread to bring out all the fakecels that need to be gassed.
 
had a 5some from tinder the other day
 
Does hand count?
 
So it's Tuesday today? Hmm, lets see.. Monday... Sunday... yeah, never.
 
I fucked my fleshlight 5 minutes ago. Does that count?
 
I haven't had sex for nearly 24 hours. OMG I am such an incel :(
 
The beginning of Obamas first term
 
So many waifu avatars ffs.
 
Never. Not even hand holding
 
Solitarian_Walker said:
So many waifu avatars ffs.
waitfu is laifu
 

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