Dr. Dicklet
Simps are the disease....and I am the cure
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One of those bullet trains for me, should be painless, hanging seems too prolonged
First time I've heard about it. What is that?exit bag
Don't count on that, human bodies are stupidly resilient, so a bad shot would just deform your face and make you a veg.shotgun
impossible to fail
literally this.First time I've heard about it. What is that?
shotguns have 99% chance of success. It's the most secure way to kill yourself.Don't count on that, human bodies are stupidly resilient, so a bad shot would just deform your face and make you a veg.
In my case, my end will be in a hospital bed, smiling as I start to die slowly from a terminal illness.
One of those bullet trains for me, should be painless, hanging seems too prolonged
shotgun
impossible to fail
I've seen this fail so many times bro, more often than not it doesn't kill you and you end up will liver failure.i dont even know for sure tbh i think paracetamol overdose
Can't get them easily in my cucked country, they want us to suffershotgun
impossible to fail
Cutting your wrists would be painful af bro, plus it takes like 30 minutes to bleed outJesus fuckin Christ. This is nightmarefuel. Why would anyone subject themselves to such agony. Just cut your wrists or some shit.
your body doesn't know the difference between air and helium aparentlyWhy would anyone subject themselves to such agony
shitI've seen this fail so many times bro, more often than not it doesn't kill you and you end up will liver failure.
OooOOOOOhh..your body doesn't know the difference between air and helium aparently
so you don't know that your dieing because you'll just feel like youre breathing the air that you need, it'll feel like your falling asleep but difference is that you can't stop it
you can combine 2 things like a shotgun and a train
you shoot yourself in the head right before the train comes to make a mush from the rest of your body
One of those bullet trains for me, should be painless, hanging seems too prolonged
You'll be the king of the sky's if only for a second.From the top floor of a building, bro. And by God I'm doing a flip
For bonus points, I might do it while only wearing a cocksleeve made from a Jeb Bush bumper stickerYou'll be the king of the sky's if only for a second.
that should do itShoot myself while simultaneously jumping off a building
It's possible but pointless. Hypothermia causes paradoxical undressing, I wouldn't want to be found naked and frozen tbh.Only thing I've really thought of is going for a walk when its really cold. You see nature, and I heard hypothermia isnt such a bitch. Shouldnt be that much suffering. Only leaves figuring out where its secular enough but also lit with street lights to go so you at least see ahead of you.
I'd probably leave winter boots on and wearing shorts and t-shirt. Shouldnt be that much of a shock for whoever finds me. Probably 41 fahrenheit weather not the -4 kind. That shit is brutal even with clothes on.
I have no intention of exiting via suicide but this is probably how I would do it if I got some kind of terminal disease. I cant do anything more violent, just dont like the idea of destroying living things, oh and the pain and fear. I mean the train and shotgun approach take massive balls.
But yeah I don't really encourage suicide if you have working limbs, coping is possible when you can still walk
Based plan tbhI won't end it myself. I will just go ER and have just about enough ammo so I could wait for the feds to show up while going on my rampage then fend off the feds until I die heroically.
I would choose partial hanging, but tbh, i think i'm too coward to even put a rope around my neck and apply pressure for more than 5 seconds.One of those bullet trains for me, should be painless, hanging seems too prolonged
someone recently said that there is this thing called exit bag.
it's the way to go imo.
First time I've heard about it. What is that?
that one method from 4chan where you breathe something, i forgot
cheers, i saved it
tbhGoing to use a gun or Jump. jumping seems like a good way to do it.