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SuicideFuel When did you get the "sex talk"

Wtf. Your parents tried to hypnotize you?

This is creepy fetish level abuse

You're a stupid manipulative faggot If you belive in hypno. And this is coming from a guy who watches hypno porn.
Idk man. He tried to practice it to me
 
12 or 13 I think. I was in the car and my mom started about it. Probably one of the most awkward moments of my life tbh.
 
My dad gave me the talk when i was 16, and the initial reason for it was, because he thought that i was gay for some reason.
 
Idk man. He tried to practice it to me
You should visit a therapist. You parents probably raped you or did other horrible shit.


Not to alarm you but you were probably raped m8
 
When i was 12,same.
Cant remember it well though.
 
I had the conversation a few days before I turned 13
 
Never. And thats ok, better be educated from books than from those narrowminded people. Also very possible my smother is frigid and despises sex at all
 
Never had it. Also, I didn't know my penis foreskin was supposed to retract so I never noticed anything was wrong with it until later on when I discovered I have phimosis. No fixing me. There's something bad that awaits at every corner for me.
 
I never got the talk. I swear I just somehow always knew what sex was anyway. Seemed obvious to me.
Never, luckily. One of the few upsides to being raised muslim.
I've never understood why white people do that shit tbh, when you've started fapping and watching porn, what use is there to being lectured about sex? At that point, you should already know most of what you can know about it.
You're right.
 
Never.

I think most of my relatives think I am asexual or something.

I had my first cellphone and my dad called me because my mom noticed I ordered porn OnDemand (comcast)
JFL:feelskek: low inhib 12 year old.
 
Never because I think my mother thinks I'm not interested in females...
 
I don't remember exactly, I was young, certainly before I began having sexual urges. I'm thinking it was before I was 10 tbh.
Women shouldnt be allowed to raise children. They raise incels ffs
This needs to be emphasized more.
I think most of my relatives think I am asexual or something.
I guarantee that's what my dad thinks about me, when in reality it's just because I try to avoid the subject, and it's just easier for me to allow him to think that. Another thing is I don't show any physical signs of being interested in foids, he's never once observed me staring at them in public, not for his lack of trying. He's even commented on this to me before. I'm absolutely certain he thinks I'm asexual, as he used to believe I was gay, I had to tell him I wasn't a couple dozen times for him to finally believe me.

So much for foids being able to "sense my desperation", or whatever nonsense foids and normies say about us, foids don't have magical powers. Not even my own father can tell that I'm sexually attracted to them, as I have excellent control over my displayed behavior which I allow others to see.
 
No lol,we don't do that here
 
I just told you the story, i was sitting at toilet pissing, while she went in and after a while showed me her nasty boobs :feelspuke: that was during the vacation when i was staying at my aunt's flat. I have no idea till today what the fuck was she thinking. But since then she never mentioned it or even tried to "educate" me about foids.
:chad::chad::chad::banhammer::banhammer::banhammer:
 
never.

in school I had one lesson 90min on anatomy and that was it.
seems like i was lucky.
Never because I think my mother thinks I'm not interested in females...
ur mom gaypilled
 
Never, which means they never thought I would be in a position to have it.
 
I just told you the story, i was sitting at toilet pissing, while she went in and after a while showed me her nasty boobs :feelspuke: that was during the vacation when i was staying at my aunt's flat. I have no idea till today what the fuck was she thinking. But since then she never mentioned it or even tried to "educate" me about foids.
volcels.co :feelsLSD:
She is pretty fucking stupid ngl
it = over
 
Like kindergarden. My parents gave me an illustrated children book. Guess made it as nonawkward as possible. Still felt shameful looking at the pics even though I did not care at this point. Whole thing was unnecessary tbh I already had read biology books at this point anyway.
I'll never get the picture out of my head how these cartoon boomers did it with each other.
 
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both at school and at home this type of stuff arrived really really late when everyone already knew what was going on, retarded boomers still think it's the 1950s
 
Never. I can not even imagine my parents talking about this stuff with me tbh.
 
never, my parents baught me a puberty boo\k for me to read, but most of it i found out online
 
Never.

My parents think I'm gay.
 
I never had a "sex talk", only talks for puberty. When I was in elementary school my chad grandpa would always say to me "so who's your new gf today" or some shit like that all the time. I would always simply reply "girls don't like me". Even back then I knew I was fucked. And I had to disappoint my ancestors.
 
Never

My mum divorced my dad when I was 12 and my Asian dad seems to think studying is more important than having friends or a sex life.
 
Seriously fuck mothers and their relationship advice. They fucking lie to you every single time.
"Girls want nice men, size don't matter honey, just be nice lol, assholes aren't popular"
 
They never bothered, they see me as a sexless creature.
 
118966
 
Never

First time my mother caught me watching porn, she acted like I was in the middle of gutting a house cat.

Almost a decade later, she found out I had been escortcelling for months, and acted like I'd been going door-to-door murdering people, before going into some spiel over how all I had to do was be nice to foids to not have to escortcel. (JFL at this BTW. Foids tell this to men all the time, then complain when "Nice Guys" expect to get laid for being nice to them.)

Foids want all ugly men to just be asexual drones, even their own sons.

Lol, same here dude. My mom and grandma found some playboy magazines under my bed when I was 12 and my they both flipped shit and started screaming at me like I was disembowling the family dog.
 
Lol, same here dude. My mom and grandma found some playboy magazines under my bed when I was 12 and my they both flipped shit and started screaming at me like I was disembowling the family dog.
JFL

I don't see why anyone rational would care, that's not even close to as bad as 99% of the videos on a site like pornhub, but then again you might be an oldcel. It's not as if they display actual sex, if they were worried about that anyway. Boys are going to fap regardless of whether they have access to that sort of material or not, so I don't see the difference.

Some parents are really delusional. At least my mother didn't give a shit when she found the collection of 2D on my hard drive at about that age, I'll give her that.
 
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Never did.

I found hardcore porn in my parent's room. Used to borrow it. One time my Mum caught me returning it. I was maybe 12. I remember my sister getting contraceptives/condoms at 16. Was no point in my case.
:dafuckfeels::feelswhat:
Lol, same here dude. My mom and grandma found some playboy magazines under my bed when I was 12 and my they both flipped shit and started screaming at me like I was disembowling the family dog.
:lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
I never got one.
I started looking at porn magazines when I was like 12-13.
Back then none of the US produced magazines could legally show penetration, but I figured it out.
 
Never. Neither my father or my mother care about me, but thats fine.
 
Never got the talk. My parents are pretty conservative and dont discuss this stuff
 
A friend of mine told me how it's done when i was 10. I was kinda grossed out. I also had to learn how to retract my foreskin by myself, my dad never teached me. So i was actually 12 when i learned it.
 
never, mines might as well never existed
 
I don't remember the sex talk tbh.
 
My mom tells strangers her son has autism. With me nearby.
My mom and her friends talk about me and my retardness nearby me, like I'm too stupid to understand that they are talking about me.
 
Never, my parents are religious prudes, I guess they figured sex ed would do it (it didn't), so in the end it was mostly porn.
 
Still waiting I guess.
 
Never. It doesn't matter though. There's nothing I could have been told that I couldn't learn online, and even if that were untrue, I have no way to make use of that information.
 
My parents never told me about that stuff tbh. I got exposed jerking off when I was 12 because my dad looked through my phone and saw that I wrote about it to a friend.
 
Never. And I find it interesting how common it is for guys here to answer that.
 

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