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what's your ideal gf

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- 100% virgin
- beautiful
- tall
- blonde hair
- blue eyes
 
She should be a virgin, submissive and intelligent. She should have humour and love animals. It would be kind of cute if she was clingy, too.

Lookswise I don't care that much. I just need to be attracted to her. My ideal girl is significantly shorter than me, has nice curves, long dark hair and darker skin.
 
. doesn't require me to betabuxx, separate bank accounts
. has an appartament
. doesn't require me to work (willing to support me financially
. wants kids but will not make me take care of them
. accepting of my autism (doesn't use irony, doesn't joke, not passive-aggressive, emotionally stable because I am not capable nor willing to put up with her bullshit
. good cook, does the housework by herself
. not talkative
. works from home
. knows how to be physically affectionate but not intrusive
. accepting and willing to participate in my hobbies
. very low self-esteem, won't cheat as she feels inferior to everyone
. well read and intellectual, artistic and handy, can take care of everything around the house like plumbing and shit.
. short, cute, sweet smile, red hair, green eyes, fair skin, shapely breasts, jiggly ass, naturally skinny, doesn't work out but barely eats so she is still soft and not at all muscly.
. well liked by people and outspoken, but introverted out of preference.
. doesn't like gifts and attention.
. has a dog, loves the dog, is willing to train the dog to be my service dog.
. doesn't have to be a virgin, but should view sex as a device to pleasure me. Won't ask for oral, massage, fingering or any other beta shit from me.

Let the boy dream right?
For inceltears: I'm a mentalcel, I know life with me is hard, the question here was about our dreams of perfection. I obviously would not require that crazy combination of traits from anyone, but due to my mental problems my comfort zone has walls of steel and it is one of the things that make it hard for me to find a partner.
 
Don't be fat, don't cheat, don't be below 4/10, and don't be a dwarf.
 
Asian (Korean)
Virgin
Petite
Submissive and dominant
Would only love me
Takes care of her self
Has her own job
Perfect bubble butt
Funny
Likes to go on dates
Drug and tattoo free
Likes to wear tight stuff but not revealing too much skin
Hair down to the middle of her back
Moderatley Feminine
 
Ideal:
Don't be extremely obese
Into deep conversation
Open minded
Same height or slightly taller
3/10 minimum
 
How about an insatiably horny & sexy shape-shifter who worships my cock.
 
White, atleast a 4/10. Rather a little fat than too skinny. No pig nose. A girl who "understands" me. Hopefully NOT a degenerate who are into materialistic stuff, hollywood culture and popular music, that would be a big plus.
 
I dont get it? What's wrong with his stats?
Prob thinks i'm postmaxxing. If I wanted to I could have 3000 posts by the end of this month, i'm not postmaxxing at all.
 
Prob thinks i'm postmaxxing. If I wanted to I could have 3000 posts by the end of this month, i'm not postmaxxing at all.
I have 900 posts and I'm a julycel I just didnt have an active summer so I spent alot of time on here, at least 98% of my posts were legit and not just quotes or "high IQs"
Posting content isnt bad.
 
Not white and into same hobbies i am
 
White Northwestern European Aryan Germanic, with piercing blue eyes, golden locks, same height as me (5'10) or with tall genes in her family, genius tier IQ, and whatever else IBM forgeting.
 
virgin
white or light skin Latina
likes extreme heavy metal music
shows me off
shorter than me
no glasses
no brown eyes
submissive
as for body type anything other than overweight or obese
i would prefer slightly curvy
 
Both body and personality
 

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I'm pretty easy - almost anything with same BMI< & general decency.
I'm white, but prefer anything with more complexion.

I, however, cannot tolerate; disingenuousness, lies,
undisclosed/persistent cheating, manipulation (using), dipshits ...etc etc
(Some caveats apply such as; If she lies just for sex/fling = easy break up)
 
has to be 6'2 + (im 5'3)
job that pays well ($100,000+ per year)
weigh like 24kg
have size 42 feet
drive a maybach
buy my expensive things all of the time
cooks
cleans
wants to have a child
has to look after it herself
want to live in a 11 bedroom mansion
can juggle
can do backflips
must know 7 dwarfs so we can reenact snow white
MUST NOT have the same intersts as me (cant have her cramping my style)
name must start with a 'j' (joan, jane, john)

BUT

MOST IMPORTANT - has to think broccoli is just really small trees
 
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i'm sure this has already been done before but i'm new and curious.
my ideal is submissive small skinny virgin white gf that only loves me
Cute, close to trad but not entirely. Love is a requirement, albeit unlikely. Hair colour doesn't matter to me, but I'd rather she wasn't fat. If i can manage to stay a healthy weight with my lifestyle then so should she.
 
Anyone who will go out with me.
This, anyone that can see past what I look like and go out with me despite my appearance is marriage material IMHO (Unless they're a used up foid trying to latch onto me as a betabux)
has to be 6'2 + (im 5'3)
job that pays well ($100,000+ per year)
weigh like 24kg
have size 42 feet
drive a maybach
buy my expensive things all of the time
cooks
cleans
wants to have a child
has to look after it herself
want to live in a 11 bedroom mansion
can juggle
can do backflips
must know 7 dwarfs so we can reenact snow white
MUST NOT have the same intersts as me (cant have her cramping my style)
name must start with a 'j' (joan, jane, john)

BUT

MOST IMPORTANT - has to think broccoli is just really small trees
LMFAO, legendary first post
 

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