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what's your ideal gf

Negitoro3

Negitoro3

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i'm sure this has already been done before but i'm new and curious.
my ideal is submissive small skinny virgin white gf that only loves me
 
Anyone who will go out with me.
 
Japanese gf (gf).
 
What if I don't want a girlfriend, but do want to have sex with a woman?
 
Asian, skinny, cute, young, clean
 
tbh why dont every white incel here move to Japan they fucking worship whiteys

I'm going to go there once I get my degree and learn Japanese. I want to work there.

I worship them though.
 
hire a hooker retard lol

Not that, I don't want that. Have you ever seen those college dorm party videos? There's one I used to watch all the time a couple of years ago, but I lose the link. Anyway, I wanna get invited to a college dorm party and do sex. Maybe a small gathering, but I would need at least a 2girls:1boy ratio.
 
Female.
Alive.
Wont leave and loves me
 
Ideal? Very hot, thicc, wild in bed, mogs all femoids in a 100 mile radius
 
tbh why dont every white incel here move to Japan they fucking worship whiteys

hire a hooker retard lol
Lol epic cope. A white incel won't get shit in Japan. Fucking weebs.
 
I'm fuckin Japanese and my sister is Japanese too. She's american but still only sucks white dick
Do you guys have impossible proportions, bug eyes, giant heads, and superpowers?
 
Dark Hair, brown or green eyes, slim/regular build, virgin.

Those are ideal I guess.
 
What kind of work?

I want to get a white collar job for a corporation and give my paycheck to my waifu every Friday like a good sararyman.

I'm fuckin Japanese and my sister is Japanese too. She's american but still only sucks white dick

That's pretty based. A real jap here on our forum.

Do you speak Japanese?

Must feel good desu.
 
i'm sure this has already been done before
That's an... understatement...

Anyways
>5/10 or 6/10 (I'll feel strange with a 8/10)
>autistic/introverted
>smart and well-read
>clingy and dependent (unable to function properly without me so I can maintain a relative dominance in the relationship dynamics)
>subscribing to a different philosophical and ethical doctrine than me (so we'd have intellectual friction and passion)
>having artsy interests (generally interested in depth in the humanities)- (achieving interests friction and completion- being a polymathic tandem)
 
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100% Pure Virgin, Looksmatch.
 
- Virgin
- At least 4/10
- Biological female
 
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  • Virgin -- I'm not going to have her compare me to some Chad she met during the summer break
  • Introverted and low trusting -- I don't want her making friends with some whorish, binge-drinking Stacy from work, for example
  • Willing to put up with and play along with my kinky urges
  • Dresses well but not worried about the latest stupid trends
  • Hates, or at best, doesn't care about pop culture
  • Preferably white. I'm kind of "off-white/mystery meat" so if I have children with her I want them to look white, because JBW is a thing
 

Cope would be becoming the gf.

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female...heartbeat....looksmatch so 1/10
 
That's an... understatement...

Anyways
>5/10 or 6/10 (I'll feel strange with a 8/10)
>autistic/introverted
>smart and well-read
>clingy and dependent (unable to function properlt without me so I can maintain a relative dominance in the relationship dynamics)
>subscribing to a different philosophical and ethical doctrine than me (so we'd have intellectual friction and passion)
>having artsy interests (generally interested in depth in the humanities)- (achieving interests friction and completion- being a polymathic tandem)

Because of hypergamy you'd have to be at least a 9/10 billionaire white powerful Chad to get a 5/10 foid with those descriptions
 
Because of hypergamy you'd have to be at least a 9/10 billionaire white powerful Chad to get a 5/10 foid with those descriptions
I'm... aware. Sluts with those stats are literally 1-in-10,000.
 
Not a roastie (at least under 25 years old), at least 6/10, preferable between 18-21, not a roastie, hates on roasties and constantly trolls them online just like I do, dislikes Stacys and Chads, only goes outside with me, is an orphan, hates roasties.
Did I mention hating roasties?
 
Need:
- Must be white and skinny

Want:
- Black or brown hair
- Freckles
- Femininity
- Small forehead
 
Would have posted a pic as an example, but kebabjjd is on my ass trying to ban me given the opportunity.
 
Need:
- Must be white and skinny

Want:
- Black or brown hair
- Freckles
- Femininity
- Small forehead

Being white and skinny automatically puts her to 7/10 in modern society
 
Being white and skinny automatically puts her to 7/10 in modern society
Idk man, my friend's girlfriend is really ugly. She is a skinny ginger with a weird big lopsided forehead. Also no ass or tits. She is an easy 3
 
One of those big booty white girl gymnasts or volleyball players.
 
Ideal gf is really big boobs and butt, like FF boobs at least and thicc ass from working out. Lol.
 
my ideal gf is a woman with a vagina.
 
Girls lose their virginity by age 14 maximum. I don't get why you guys want to date "virgin" woman? It's not going to happen. It's a huge blackpill to swallow but well that's the world we live in.
 
Female.
Alive.
Wont leave and loves me

Anyone who will go out with me.
Ideal gf is really big boobs and butt, like FF boobs at least and thicc ass from working out. Lol.

my ideal gf is a woman with a vagina.
That's an... understatement...

Anyways
>smart and well-read
>clingy and dependent (unable to function properly without me)
>subscribing to a different philosophical and ethical doctrine than me (so we'd have intellectual friction and passion)
>having artsy interests (generally interested in depth in the humanities)- (achieving interests friction and completion- being a polymathic tandem)
 
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Ideally, very small, young, skinny virgin. I won't be procreating and I like tiny girls so around 5 ft. Sheltered, innocent, insecure/emotionally vulnerable and dependent enough that it seems like she needs me and loves me. I've never seen real love, so I don't think it exists. I'd like a girl that was raised to be obedient and submissive. One that I could mold and corrupt.

For real, I'd take any girl that was willing to talk to me.
 
I have varying tastes but being 2D is required.
 

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