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What’s the quickest way to find a job ?

Reclusemaxxer

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Anybody know the quickest way to find a job ?
 
you dont retard
NEET 4 lyfe
 
Jobs suck
 
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retail? construction?
 
Food Delivery
 
Go to a restaurant that looks busy and ask for a role. You'll probably be hired by the next day. Even at quite high end restaurants the average turnover time may average a few days, and they rely on drug addicts for the dirtier jobs.
 
Literally every union(Welders, Plumber, Electrician, HVAC, etc...) is looking for bodies. They're not replacing those jobs fast enough.

Truck driving is probably the top tier for wage in comparison to how much education you actually need. They're handing out CDLs like crack in the ghetto. You can make close too or exceed 6-figures in no time.
 
Staffing agency
They will take a small cut of your salary and usually after 6-12 months you start working for the company for real
Companies use them because it's cheaper than hiring outright
It is in a staffing agency's best interest to get you work so they'll do whatever they can to get you in there

The biggest downside is these are usually shitty jobs, often factory work and the like
But if you need work fast they're the best option
 
Hell beat me to it but temp/ staffing agencies are the best way. Everytime I've used one I get a job on the spot or within a week at most.
 
Be a female.
:bigbrain:

@op if you're young I suggest to skillmax for now. better to start a job with good pay and a future than starting a random job you don't like and wasting your time
 
If you're a man you can't get a job (that isn't low paying hard manual labor) without a close contact that can get you in.
 
Staffing agency
They will take a small cut of your salary and usually after 6-12 months you start working for the company for real
Companies use them because it's cheaper than hiring outright
It is in a staffing agency's best interest to get you work so they'll do whatever they can to get you in there

The biggest downside is these are usually shitty jobs, often factory work and the like
But if you need work fast they're the best option
This. Employment agencies will get you a job right away, on the spot. Most are crappy jobs but if you're that desperate then beggars cant be choosers.
 

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