What's the most useless advice normies gave to you?

[thespanishcel]

Mine was "just change of haircut bro". I did it and got something like this

The result was everyone laughing at me and telling me "why you try to be so modern" or "you looked better before" And I was like "you have the same haircut but maybe shorter in the sides, moron". I guess that incel face + chad/normie haircut doesn't work.

 

[Legionarivs]

"Try to change your outfit", even if I wear almost the same clothes of the people around me who get laid because they aren't ugly like me.

 

[Clock Tower]

Lose weight

 

[Iamthesui]

The ol' just be confident. Thx mate

 

[Deleted member 1410]

shave, man.

the classic overused "just pee on your shelf"

stop oversharing

stop being negative

FUCK. OFF.

 

[micropenis29]

"Be more social!"

 

[Bronzehawkattack]

"Just talk to foids bro"
1. I try.
2. I get rejected.
3. Rinse was and repeat.

 

[ShadowMonk]

"It will come when you least expect it" or "give it time"
LDAR theory
also everything that includes the phrase: "the RIGHT girl".

 

[Deleted member 14490]

"Be more social!"

This is the one I get a lot.

 

[Murdoch89]

Just go up and talk to them

 

[janoycresva]

Lose weight

thats not bad advice boyo

i asked normie a long time ago, this was before I was ugly (i actually had a chance), how do you talk to girls? they said, "just talk to them bro".

this guy wasn't a normie but he told me to get a nice haircut, shave my stringy goatee, fix my skin (but at the same time told me he wouldn't respect me if i got acne scar surgery, what?! lol) and value myself.

 

[Insomniac]

“Just be yourself”

 

[Unzöl]

"Just talk to foids bro"
1. I try.
2. I get rejected.
3. Rinse was and repeat.

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Just b urself
I've been myself for as along as I remember, I guess I have to be myself but not like that you creepy weirdo

 

[TheOnlyWei]

Stop being so nice. Strange thing is a female told me this.

 

[Clock Tower]

thats not bad advice boyo

i asked normie a long time ago, this was before I was ugly (i actually had a chance), how do you talk to girls? they said, "just talk to them bro".

this guy wasn't a normie but he told me to get a nice haircut, shave my stringy goatee, fix my skin (but at the same time told me he wouldn't respect me if i got acne scar surgery, what?! lol) and value myself.

Of course it's a good advice, man. But it's too apparent nothing good will come out of all that fat I have on my face.
And you reminded me of my acne too

 

[currycel]

Normie told me I need to stop orbiting and instead ignore/play hard to get, kind of like trp strategy. Little does he know that no foid would even give me a second glance if i "played hard to get"

 

[rabitter]

>just get a haircut bro
>just shower bro
>just buy a different cologne bro
>just approach her bro
>just be confident bro
>just talk to them bro
>just ask for her number bro
>just ask her out bro
>just be nice bro
>just be yourself bro
>just be social bro
>just go to the gym bro
>just wear different clothes bro
>just be her friend first bro
>just have patience bro

 

[Deleted member 14577]

I once told someone how I've felt and that person just told me that I chose to be this way. Gee fucking thanks you filthy waste of skin

>just get a haircut bro
>just shower bro
>just buy a different cologne bro
>just approach her bro
>just be confident bro
>just talk to them bro
>just ask for her number bro
>just ask her out bro
>just be nice bro
>just be yourself bro
>just be social bro
>just go to the gym bro
>just wear different clothes bro
>just be her friend first bro
>just have patience bro

Painfully relatable.

 

[Mainländer]

I think "just put yourself out there" is the champion. JFL at the notion of getting sex/relationships by passive staying in places as a below-average looking male in 2018.

 

[KingChemist]

"Just be yourself, bro. Chick will LOOOVE it"

 

[FemaleInventionsLOL]

"Hobbies."

For the life of me, I don't understand how anyone can not want to kill themselves while engaging in "hobbies."

"Take up a sport, bro!" Uhhh...when you're 30, 40 years old, and realize how pointless it is because you A. Suck at it and B. Are too old to make a career of it even if you were insanely good at it, it's depressing as shit.

Who the fuck wants to be some middle aged man dusting off the sports shit and playing at an 89th rate level?

"Acting your age" at this point usually means driving your kids around and going to work-related dinners with your wife. But at least you got laid when you were younger, and your wife might just put out once a month.

But for us, we're somehow supposed to luvvv life by immersing ourselves in pointless fiction (books, video games, etc.) and inferior attempts at engaging in activities that just remind us how insanely not special we are.

 

[Deleted member 1042]

"J-just boot your straps, bro!"

 

[katsuna]

"Be more social!"

This, the normies don't get at all why I can't be more social.

 

[K.Y.Vocel]

I would never talk to fucking chad what kind of normie shit are you guys on?

 

[Deleted member 1983]

just be confident - Negative iq normie advice.

 

[Mokocchi]

"Have you tried talking to people?"
-My therapist, 2017
Dropped his gay ass

 

[rabitter]

"Hobbies."

For the life of me, I don't understand how anyone can not want to kill themselves while engaging in "hobbies."

"Take up a sport, bro!" Uhhh...when you're 30, 40 years old, and realize how pointless it is because you A. Suck at it and B. Are too old to make a career of it even if you were insanely good at it, it's depressing as shit.

Who the fuck wants to be some middle aged man dusting off the sports shit and playing at an 89th rate level?

"Acting your age" at this point usually means driving your kids around and going to work-related dinners with your wife. But at least you got laid when you were younger, and your wife might just put out once a month.

But for us, we're somehow supposed to luvvv life by immersing ourselves in pointless fiction (books, video games, etc.) and inferior attempts at engaging in activities that just remind us how insanely not special we are.

Tbh there are 'safe' sports for older men:
- Surfing
- Mountaineering/Alpining
- Sailing

 

[Pinpoint]

Mine was "just change of haircut bro". I did it and got something like this

The result was everyone laughing at me and telling me "why you try to be so modern" or "you looked better before" And I was like "you have the same haircut but maybe shorter in the sides, moron". I guess that incel face + chad/normie haircut doesn't work.

Really meaning that they thought the shitty haircut fit your entire set of features better. I.E. if you look like shit, then having the style like shit will be ideal.

 

[Deleted member 1410]

"Be more social!"

oh I get that too. I get TOO social and then end up alienating everyone. what a fucking joke.

 

[Angry_runt]

In terms of effort vs results it's:
1. just cold approach bro
2. just hit the gym bro
The haircut/clothes advice you can do in one day for next to nothing, so even if it's useless it's no great loss.

 

[Pinpoint]

"Your bullies will be living with their mom in the future when you are successful" the opposite happened
"There's someone for everyone, you'll find someone eventually" says the adult normie that has had sex since 13 probably.
"It doesn't matter what you look like, it matters about whats inside" the normie says knowing im ugly
"You can achieve everything"

Yeah well they're not factoring in reality. And the dynamic of attention span/ enthusiasm on their part is there. Where if you don't take their advice as truth on face value then you are an ungrateful/ overly paranoid/ weird minded ass (even if you're advancing a true argument). And so, the argument has less to do with right or wrongness emotionlessly in debate... and more about how they feel, and how they don't.

Freedom of perception/ the fact we are not mainstream because whatever is presentable by society (by their criteria of presentation, which is what is happy clappy/ fits ZOG agenda/ etc.) is the reason why the bluepill survives. It's a curse.
They should debate by what is objective. About what can be substantiated, and chained by substantiated evidence. Evidence, hypothesis, test, confirmation, theory of the unknown, and awaiting more information whilst overruling what is unlikely/ disproven by current evidence.
When a desert is full of sand, and every desert is full of sand, then is it rationally to infer that there is a sea of sugar beneath them? No. Because there have been no traces of huge sugar deposits in deserts anywhere around the world. It is not a natural tendency/ formation.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Mine was "just change of haircut bro". I did it and got something like this

The result was everyone laughing at me and telling me "why you try to be so modern" or "you looked better before"

The worst.

Worst advice i've been given is
-be a nice guy
-pay for dinner
-give her flowers

I'm not even joking.

 

[thespanishcel]

The worst.

Worst advice i've been given is
-be a nice guy
-pay for dinner
-give her flowers

I'm not even joking.

Giving flowers If I did that everyone would have laughed at me and told me I was a creep kek. Paying for dinner is cucked and being a nice guy doesn't work.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Tbh i never get advices.

 

[Timecel]

"you have to work on your personality"

 

[Seoh]

NAWALT

 

[EthnicelNL]

JUST BEE URSELF BRO0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0

 

[GeneticFilth]

I can relate to the hair advice. I had short hair and was told to grow it out. Then I get long hair and people say I look like a greasy faggot, so then I cut it short. Everyone said I looked better before and that it was dumb to cut my hair. You auto lose at everything when you are ugly.

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

no one ever tried to give me advice they jus avoided the subject

 

[Spite]

Just be yourself, like I haven't fucking been myself all my life.

 

[crew2]

"Just enjoy yourself" is the classic one from my dick head dad. Just before every night out to bars and clubs I've ever been on when I was younger. As if me enjoying myself was going to make a difference to the thousands of girls who were throwing themselves at men far better looking than them and completely ignoring me forever. And as if it was ever possible for me to enjoy myself in those situations with that happening. As my good looking 2 or 3 friends get chatted up by groups of 10 girls and I stand on the sidelines.

 

[Pinpoint]

"Just enjoy yourself" is the classic one from my dick head dad. Just before every night out to bars and clubs I've ever been on when I was younger. As if me enjoying myself was going to make a difference to the thousands of girls who were throwing themselves at men far better looking than them and completely ignoring me forever. And as if it was ever possible for me to enjoy myself in those situations with that happening. As my good looking 2 or 3 friends get chatted up by groups of 10 girls and I stand on the sidelines.

When people give you optimism like that in the face of flaw, they may be tacitly telling you to develop a more mature/ accepting personality. But latently within that may also be something they wouldn't want for themselves, and they just want to cover up their disregard of your plights/ rathering for living easy instead of helping you out systematically with a red pill resolution strategy.

It's like christianity.
The real evil people try to get you spiritually clean just so they can take your mind off of the status of the surrounding environment.
Truly god people help you and give you honest advice for the securing the surrounding environment by getting you mentally off your feet.

 

[hearmeout]

"Be yourself no matter what and do it confidently "

jfl my cringiest teenage years where because i believed that shit and i walked around like a emo faggot thinking i am just being myself

 

[Konon]

The most common shit I've heard from normies was "you gotta be out there bro, you gotta approach bro".

Why would I? If they don't approach me it means they don't find me attractive or worth it. I don't want to do anything with anybody who invested 0% in me. But I, on the other hand, am forced to shame myself talking to retarded roasties knowing I might get attacked by their boyfriend, shamed and most likely rejected.

 

[Tension]

"Your bullies will be living with their mom in the future when you are successful" the opposite happened

This one hits close to home.

Most bullshit advice I was ever given was probably the "You'll be more successful than the school bullies, because they will become losers later in life" thing I was force-fed growing up.

I've stalked and looked up the names of some of my bullies from school on their social media and they're all fucking successful. Good jobs, girlfriends, one even moved to the other side of the country and settled down there with his gf. Where am I at? Stuck living as a shut-in in my shit bedroom in my mum's house as a worthless autistic NEET. Fan-fucking-tastic.

 

[Deleted member 15292]

You just need confidence...

 

[Deleted member 10124]

You just need confidence...

This.

Great examples of Foidsplaining/(wo)mansplaining & normiesplaining if I may add.

The most common shit I've heard from normies was "you gotta be out there bro, you gotta approach bro".

Why would I? If they don't approach me it means they don't find me attractive or worth it. I don't want to do anything with anybody who invested 0% in me. But I, on the other hand, am forced to shame myself talking to retarded roasties knowing I might get attacked by their boyfriend, shamed and most likely rejected.

You approach now as a sub 8 & it's game over. Sexual Harassment. RAPPPPPEEEEE!!!!

 

[Rurik]

go back to church and have faith that a good christian girl will deem you worthy

 

[anon]

>just get a haircut bro works for me lol