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Experiment What's the first thing you would do if you woke up as a chad?

nihilist chud

nihilist chud

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For me i will probably post my so called"Ascension "and start scamming kids
 
Leave my family and move to a different place, take revenge on my oneitis and make her pussy bleed, enroll in a new university and manipulate people with my looks, while outperforming everyone academically. Get a good job and get rich. Cum and dump on all foids :feelsLSD:
 
REalistically i wouldn't be able to do that much more than i already can.
 
I would ask all of the women I know from work for money, and then use them to buy Peptides. With a better genetic baseline than what I have now I would try to ascend. I wouldn't immediately have sex with tons of women, but I would look for a nice innocent girl to settle down with, marry and start a family. I would then teach my sons about the BP to make them better equipped for the 2030's-onwards.
 
Video call my female bullies from HS and ask them for money.
 
start posting on soycial media until a modeling agency picks me up. then probably start slaying. I don't even know if LTRing is worth it in 2026
 
Impregnate a hot foid that i picked up from a bar
 
Go outside
even this would feel like a relief. I looked at myself in the mirror before going out for a walk, and just thought about how repulsing I look. Receiving a ton of IOIs would boost my self-confidence tremendously if I became Chad
 

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