Discussion What's the closest you've ever been to ascension?

[Fisherpants]

As the title says. Was there a time in your life or a moment where you almost ascended? what prevented it? what's the closest you've ever been, if at all?

In my case, I managed to get a foid extremely drunk. Then danced with her once. When i tried to take things further she turned out to be ''way too wasted'' and her friends (orbiters) had to take her away. I never heard of her again

Besides that I almost became an escortcel once but cancelled everything at the last minute

 

[Ambatukam Alone]

ascended

Hyped nonsense concept

 

[Animecel2D]

I have never even come close to ascension

 

[Caichan]

I’ve never gotten close with a woman to even have that

 

[TooSomething]

In my dreams I have fucked a few JBs.

 

[GeneticCatastrophe]

Never bruh

 

[parbate2025]

As the title says. Was there a time in your life or a moment where you almost ascended? what prevented it? what's the closest you've ever been, if at all?

In my case, I managed to get a foid extremely drunk. Then danced with her once. When i tried to take things further she turned out to be ''way too wasted'' and her friends (orbiters) had to take her away. I never heard of her again

Besides that I almost became an escortcel once but cancelled everything at the last minute

If an incel was close to ascension he is a fakecel

 

[Failed Pullout]

Blowjob from a 70 ish aged homeless woman twenty years ago. I’m kidding of course, handshakes and formal interactions with foids is the closest I’ve ever gotten.

 

[Just say NIGGER!]

I have never even come close to ascension

 

[TheHungariancel]

Was there a time in your life or a moment where you almost ascended?

No not even a chance or opportunity.

 

[Ghostface]

you trying to catch anyone being a fakecel huh grAY, "share your moments with me where you almost ascended so i can report you"

 

[The Judge]

Breathing the same air as a woman.

 

[itsovER99]

Never got close

 

[pleksus]

İ just got lean but it didnt work on my boneless face

 

[Goodguyltn]

As the title says. Was there a time in your life or a moment where you almost ascended? what prevented it? what's the closest you've ever been, if at all?

In my case, I managed to get a foid extremely drunk. Then danced with her once. When i tried to take things further she turned out to be ''way too wasted'' and her friends (orbiters) had to take her away. I never heard of her again

Besides that I almost became an escortcel once but cancelled everything at the last minute

Never been even close.