What's the best mountain bike for ugly people?

[the_only_ugly_YWG]

In desperate need of a new mountain bike but I want to get one that's good for ugly people, I don't wanna get a bike that's for chads and normies only, I've got my eye on this trek marlin 5 that's a really cool green colour but idk if it's too normie

What do you guys think

 

[lowz1r]

just buy a regular bike and put a sticker of the .is logo on it.

 

[Dollfucker]

fuck the mountain bike just drive this instead

 

[poorenglishcel]

Lol is there even something like trucel bike, normie bike?

 

[ack]

 

[KetamineCel]

buy an electric scooter instead

 

[ack]

 

[Enigmaz]

A penny-farthing. Normies, chads, and foids stroll around in their 2 wheeler and get injured or in the better case die.

 

[ack]

 

[Animecel2D]

the kind that goes really fast

that way people cant properly see you. You will be like a blur to them

 

[Den66kj]

BMW 328i

 

[Eunuch]

Hilarious thread title to be honest

 

[Emba]

fuck the mountain bike just drive this instead
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Stop doxxing my car bro