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I have very high standards in order to not feel like a loser, here are a list of things I would need:

1. To have had teen sex as a teen, this is fundamental, that way I can brag about how I lost my virginity in a normal way, and that I can signal I am a normal desired man, because I had teen sex as a teen
2. net worth of 15 million dollars, this would help me have a lifestyle in Manhattan or somewhere classy
3. A follower count of at least 400K, this is a good sized audience to have pickme women to choose from my DMs
4. some kind of award like the heisman trophy, or an Oscar/Emmy etc.
5. being 6' and white, this would help a lot to make me feel normal
6. To have been interviewed on the podcast circuit and go on an international press tour
7. I also need a yacht so I can do cocaine and choke a bitch
8. To have joined a frat and thrived in the frat. That way on top of having teen sex as a teen I also had an active SEX LIFE in my dorm scoring regularly with sorority sluts IN COLLEGE.
9. Obviously I need easy access to cocaine, hard drugs, even stem cell therapy, things normal people can't get without 'winner' tier connections.
10. It would be nice to have committed a crime and got away with it or overcome some kind of addiction too, that way I can feel like I overcame hardship but in an empowering way that's far more hedonistic than painful

I think the more of a loser/trucel you are, the more things you need to not feel like a loser. I think no matter what kind of crimes you commit in life, if you achieve things in this list you cant really call a person like this a loser.
 
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Gyno surgery and a years supply of ozempic would be a good start
 
happiness, but looks like I won't be feeling that anytime soon.
 
I have very high standards in order to not feel like a loser, here are a list of things I would need:

1. To have had teen sex as a teen, this is fundamental, that way I can brag about how I lost my virginity in a normal way, and that I can signal I am a normal desired man, because I had teen sex as a teen
2. net worth of 15 million dollars, this would help me have a lifestyle in Manhattan or somewhere classy
3. A follower count of at least 400K, this is a good sized audience to have pickme women to choose from my DMs
4. some kind of award like the heisman trophy, or an Oscar/Emmy etc.
5. being 6' and white, this would help a lot to make me feel normal
6. To have been interviewed on the podcast circuit and go on an international press tour
7. I also need a yacht so I can do cocaine and choke a bitch
8. To have joined a frat and thrived in the frat. That way on top of having teen sex as a teen I also had an active SEX LIFE in my dorm scoring regularly with sorority sluts IN COLLEGE.
9. Obviously I need easy access to cocaine, hard drugs, even stem cell therapy, things normal people can't get without 'winner' tier connections
Money can fix all the other problems but we can't de age.
 
Private house in a good place
Enough money to fuck hookers whenever i want and travel, afford good copes.
 
average job with an average looking girl with an average apartment and car.
 
you just need good facial bones to stop feeling like a loser and change your life
 
I have very high standards in order to not feel like a loser, here are a list of things I would need:

1. To have had teen sex as a teen, this is fundamental, that way I can brag about how I lost my virginity in a normal way, and that I can signal I am a normal desired man, because I had teen sex as a teen
2. net worth of 15 million dollars, this would help me have a lifestyle in Manhattan or somewhere classy
3. A follower count of at least 400K, this is a good sized audience to have pickme women to choose from my DMs
4. some kind of award like the heisman trophy, or an Oscar/Emmy etc.
5. being 6' and white, this would help a lot to make me feel normal
6. To have been interviewed on the podcast circuit and go on an international press tour
7. I also need a yacht so I can do cocaine and choke a bitch
8. To have joined a frat and thrived in the frat. That way on top of having teen sex as a teen I also had an active SEX LIFE in my dorm scoring regularly with sorority sluts IN COLLEGE.
9. Obviously I need easy access to cocaine, hard drugs, even stem cell therapy, things normal people can't get without 'winner' tier connections.
10. It would be nice to have committed a crime and got away with it or overcome some kind of addiction too, that way I can feel like I overcame hardship but in an empowering way that's far more hedonistic than painful

I think the more of a loser/trucel you are, the more things you need to not feel like a loser. I think no matter what kind of crimes you commit in life, if you achieve things in this list you cant really call a person like this a loser.
If i had only number one done , i would feel 10 times better then now
 
The ability to have sex on a semi regular basis.
Being able to have sex really is the ultimate litmus test if you are a loser as a male or not, nobody is going to legitametly call you a loser if you are creampieing pussy on the regular, it just don't make sense to call a sexually active male a loser and everyone knows this instinctively
Excluding betabuxxing and escortmaxxing obviously I'm talking free sex.
If a female is willing to accept your cum inside them it means your genes aren't complete trash you can breed and you have won at life.
 
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fame
glory
millions of dollars
unlimited teen pussy
celebrity status
fucking teens regularly
 
This many moneys : £4,444,444,444.44 in bank account and also 444 kg of gold in my big strong safe
 
Just a high and stable income so I don’t have to live with my mum :feelskek:
 
A nice place somewhere that's mine
And a bad bitch
 
I have very high standards in order to not feel like a loser, here are a list of things I would need:

1. To have had teen sex as a teen, this is fundamental, that way I can brag about how I lost my virginity in a normal way, and that I can signal I am a normal desired man, because I had teen sex as a teen
2. net worth of 15 million dollars, this would help me have a lifestyle in Manhattan or somewhere classy
3. A follower count of at least 400K, this is a good sized audience to have pickme women to choose from my DMs
4. some kind of award like the heisman trophy, or an Oscar/Emmy etc.
5. being 6' and white, this would help a lot to make me feel normal
6. To have been interviewed on the podcast circuit and go on an international press tour
7. I also need a yacht so I can do cocaine and choke a bitch
8. To have joined a frat and thrived in the frat. That way on top of having teen sex as a teen I also had an active SEX LIFE in my dorm scoring regularly with sorority sluts IN COLLEGE.
9. Obviously I need easy access to cocaine, hard drugs, even stem cell therapy, things normal people can't get without 'winner' tier connections.
10. It would be nice to have committed a crime and got away with it or overcome some kind of addiction too, that way I can feel like I overcame hardship but in an empowering way that's far more hedonistic than painful

I think the more of a loser/trucel you are, the more things you need to not feel like a loser. I think no matter what kind of crimes you commit in life, if you achieve things in this list you cant really call a person like this a loser.
Fed
 
Have a girl, any girl, any human female not related to me look me in the eye, call out my name to personally address me, have a conversation without wanting something from me, speak to me in an excited, high-pitched voice, just once before I die :feelscry:
 
Thick hair and a lot of money. Anyone who has to work a 9-5 is a loser slave
 
I have very high standards in order to not feel like a loser, here are a list of things I would need:

1. To have had teen sex as a teen, this is fundamental, that way I can brag about how I lost my virginity in a normal way, and that I can signal I am a normal desired man, because I had teen sex as a teen
2. net worth of 15 million dollars, this would help me have a lifestyle in Manhattan or somewhere classy
3. A follower count of at least 400K, this is a good sized audience to have pickme women to choose from my DMs
4. some kind of award like the heisman trophy, or an Oscar/Emmy etc.
5. being 6' and white, this would help a lot to make me feel normal
6. To have been interviewed on the podcast circuit and go on an international press tour
7. I also need a yacht so I can do cocaine and choke a bitch
8. To have joined a frat and thrived in the frat. That way on top of having teen sex as a teen I also had an active SEX LIFE in my dorm scoring regularly with sorority sluts IN COLLEGE.
9. Obviously I need easy access to cocaine, hard drugs, even stem cell therapy, things normal people can't get without 'winner' tier connections.
10. It would be nice to have committed a crime and got away with it or overcome some kind of addiction too, that way I can feel like I overcame hardship but in an empowering way that's far more hedonistic than painful

I think the more of a loser/trucel you are, the more things you need to not feel like a loser. I think no matter what kind of crimes you commit in life, if you achieve things in this list you cant really call a person like this a loser.
Money
 
I just want to make really good music that resonates with people. High production value and cool song structure. Ideally like Nirvana with its dark and heavy riffs, and creepy atmosphere.
 
I think a lot of this is a testimony of how apex centric society has become. Social media plays a big role in this. You get a bunch of young spoiled zoomers with rich parents flaunting their wealth on instagram/tiktok and now people feel like losers for not being millionaires before they're 25.

8. To have joined a frat and thrived in the frat. That way on top of having teen sex as a teen I also had an active SEX LIFE in my dorm scoring regularly with sorority sluts IN COLLEGE.
I've known several truecels who were fratboys (obviously they were ugly). Being in a frat isn't like how the college movies from the 2000s portray it. A sorority chick isn't going to be attracted to an ugly dude just because he's in a frat.
9. Obviously I need easy access to cocaine, hard drugs, even stem cell therapy, things normal people can't get without 'winner' tier connections.
This isn't the 1980s anymore where you need to be well-connected to have access to certain drugs. I can easily get cocaine (or any hard drug you can think of) in less than a day. Though being able to afford to use them on a regular basis is a completely different story. I could also save up for half a year and fly to mexico to get one of those stem cell therapies...though the benefits of these procedures is questionable at best.
 
I think a lot of this is a testimony of how apex centric society has become. Social media plays a big role in this. You get a bunch of young spoiled zoomers with rich parents flaunting their wealth on instagram/tiktok and now people feel like losers for not being millionaires before they're 25.


I've known several truecels who were fratboys (obviously they were ugly). Being in a frat isn't like how the college movies from the 2000s portray it. A sorority chick isn't going to be attracted to an ugly dude just because he's in a frat.

This isn't the 1980s anymore where you need to be well-connected to have access to certain drugs. I can easily get cocaine (or any hard drug you can think of) in less than a day. Though being able to afford to use them on a regular basis is a completely different story. I could also save up for half a year and fly to mexico to get one of those stem cell therapies...though the benefits of these procedures is questionable at best.
I think the fact that im unfixably apex centric is a sign of my stupidity
 
Rachel or Selkie finally getting professional help for their mental problems and one or both of them (for all I care) apologizing for treating me like shit and then we just move to some religious compound in Utah or wherever polygamy is legal, get married and fuck like wild dogs until we die of old age or dehydration or whatever cums first.

I’d also really like it if Rowan would stop being nuts and go get professional help and detransition back into an attractive female and cum back to @Todd Thundercock and convince him to move to the polygamist community to live with Selkie, Rachel and myself so I can not only have my best good friend by my side but also we’ll literally need Todd’s science skills to keep us all alive in the middle of nowhere.

Plus Todd I’m sure knows how to operate a barbecue grill and propane tanks whereas I do not.
Im guess Rachel Selkie and Rowan are ethots.

You cant turn a hoe into a housewife
 
Being able to get $1500 per month without doing much work or any work at all. Thus enabling me to enjoy my copes without working, that would make me the 'happiest' as i can't get a girlfriend due to my incel status
 

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