Either...
Two Sausage Egg Mcmuffins with cheese and two hashbrowns with a large Coke also from Mcdonalds
Or
Scrambled eggs, bacon, two pieces of butter and grape jelly toast (generally with white bread, but I don't mind if its brown/wheat/what have you either), hashbrowns, breakfast sausage with a glass of 2% white milk, a glass of low acid orange juice with basically no pulp or as pulp free as possible and finally a large glass of ice cold Coca Cola with ice in it.
And I just feel that I have to state this so you ALL know my breakfast preferences.
Though I LOVE me some ketchup I will NEVER fucking understand people who put that shit on their eggs or their hashbrowns.
Ketchup belongs on hamburgers, hotdogs and should definitely be used with french fries and or chicken nuggets (if you get tired of BBQ sauce with them) but NEVER should ketchup be placed on eggs or hashbrowns as that is just disgusting and wrong, similar though not quite as disgusting as placing mayonaisse on a hamburger where it simply does not belong essentially ruining the entire hamburger in the process.
Mayo is fucking gross!
