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Experiment What would you do if you were chad?

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ADHD_cel

ADHD_cel

Neurodivergent escortcel
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Joined
Dec 13, 2022
Posts
4,952
I think I’d just work as a leader in my favorite field and marry a trad stacylite/HTB ngl
 
Govid_Dorious

Govid_Dorious

AspieWaffen Division soldier
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Joined
Feb 6, 2023
Posts
5,433
Marry a woman, live out of the city and have a lot of sons.
 
Retardinator

Retardinator

Not made for this world
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Joined
Sep 5, 2022
Posts
1,603
Get a prime age teen gf and marry. I would knock up a 15 year old and nobody would care because I'm Chad
 
Rotter

Rotter

Marxist-Rodgerist
Joined
Sep 5, 2021
Posts
4,094
Would still rot, I hate women
 
MiSKiRaT

MiSKiRaT

OV3RSTRESS3D
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Joined
Aug 21, 2022
Posts
5,193
shoot up the FBI building since whores will back me up and get me out of there
 
Plggy20144

Plggy20144

ascetic inceldom
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Joined
Feb 23, 2023
Posts
120
manipulate women and absolutely abuse my power knowing that women only are speaking to me due to their own shallow investment in looks
 
G

gymcel foreveralone

Officer
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Joined
Feb 26, 2023
Posts
833
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ItsOver4cel

ItsOver4cel

You're either a WinnER or a big LosER
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Joined
Sep 30, 2019
Posts
22,889
Fuck as many foids as I want, I'd possibly live off modeling then I would settle with my oneitis
 
NihilisticSoul

NihilisticSoul

My life is nothing but pain
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Joined
Nov 23, 2022
Posts
1,807
Have sex with stacy.
 
J

Jesper

Recruit
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Joined
Feb 21, 2023
Posts
180
I would have had at minimum 30 bodycount by now, go partying every week where i would be networking and making connections, be athletic, have sex probably 3 times a week and have a bunch of friends. All of that with ease. You literally can't lose at life unless you tried hard enough
 
CountBleck

CountBleck

Officer
Joined
Jun 19, 2022
Posts
587
as a hopeless romantic-cel, i would get a lifelong partner. maybe slay a bit in high school first tho
 
yesno777

yesno777

Banned
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Joined
Apr 23, 2021
Posts
453
I'd just slay and moneymaxx and do nothing all day while my harem cooks and does chores and plays vidya with me
 
P

Povertycel

Recruit
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Joined
Mar 6, 2023
Posts
294
not browse this forum
 
AsgardTheFatcel

AsgardTheFatcel

Bad days are the new normal.
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Joined
Mar 25, 2022
Posts
7,553
I would delete my incels.is account.

Now, that's 99.9% improbable because of how facial bones (bones) work. I highly doubt plastic surgery can do anything to compensate your weak-genetic physical traits. Maybe reincarnation, but that will remain as a thought (what if)/theory.
 
Intellectual_69

Intellectual_69

Only trucel on Fakecels.is
Joined
Jan 28, 2023
Posts
1,520
Live a happy normal life
 
darkdungeon

darkdungeon

Certified Dickhead
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Joined
Dec 29, 2022
Posts
831
I want to be a celebrity, I want extravagant wealth and high rises among the flashing lights of big cities and drive fast cars, not caring about fines because they cost half of what I pay to fuel my exotic sports car.

Then I'll marry a Jewish producers big titty daughter and become a Jew myself just so my descendents can live in luxury until the nukes fall.
 

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