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What would you do if you suddenly got Superman-like powers IRL?

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Would you use your powers to try to be a hero and statusmaxx, would you use to become a dictator and mess with politics, or would you just "go ER"?

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First I'd fly to the beach and chill out. Fucking Greta Cuckberg ruining air travel with exorbitant ticket prices.
 
I would use my powers for my own benefit and keep a low profile. JFL at helping people and being blamed for everything like Spiderman :feelskek:
 
Would be Superjoker
 
Dictator.The world needs fixing.
 
Keep it on the down low. Don't want gubmint to shut the fun down prematurely.
 
Be Hitler but unstoppable
 
Make the world to my will and in accordance to my image
 
I would rule the world, obviously. I would certainly not spend time trying to save people, that's for sure.
I would try my best to prevent all nonsense to happen. Basically, I would only use my powers to get rid of anything that would piss me off.
 
Make the world to my will and in accordance to my image
And what would your image be?

I would rule the world, obviously. I would certainly not spend time trying to save people, that's for sure.
I would try my best to prevent all nonsense to happen. Basically, I would only use my powers to get rid of anything that would piss me off.


What would you ask to be done under your rule?
 


JUST KIDDING FBI, would likely stay at home on internet or fly to mountains alone
 
What would you ask to be done under your rule?

I don't have a political program, butI I would definitely ask the legalization of prostitution everywhere. It's just that to me its prohibition is wrong on a very fundamental level, especially when sex is supposedly "liberated".
 
I would rewind time back to when raping women was okay
 
Fuck a ton of big booty hoes
 
Overthrow all the Chads and Stacys.
 
Would you use your powers to try to be a hero and statusmaxx, would you use to become a dictator and mess with politics, or would you just "go ER"?
Neither. I would criticize women who will inevitably get so mad and overconfident they punch me thinking I won't hit them back.

I won't, but they break their wrists punching me too hard

 
I would travel through the galaxy, and never come back to earth
 
I dont really know to be honest. But also dont think any one would know what they them selfs would do either with powers. I was 14 and was a left winger, never did i thought i would have switched sides and abondoning both. I never thought id get into anime. I never thought i work in retail. But here i am in meat and seafood department, being a fucking weaboo and what not. The point is yoy dont know what your gonna do if you had powers. Considering theres concepts like no one can controll you, people will fear you, and you will experience alot of things you have never experienced before.
 
use x-ray vision to spy on whores, grape and fly away at light speed
 
Force world peace, purge degeneracy, build harem.
I would travel through the galaxy, and never come back to earth
And that, when I am done playing around in this planet.
 

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